After an incident with the heart of Liberty, Niko Bellic finds himself awake in an unusual hospital. He quickly learns that he is no longer in Liberty City. His rough, gravely world is about to be turned upside down.
It's good so far.
"The pony chuckled, “Oh no, not at all. No, humans poof into existence here all the time. They normally don’t stay very long though. Mostly they’re all just a bunch of wimpy kids who stop after the first chapter because nobody liked their self-insert. But once we had Ellis here for almost a week.”"
That's so fucking true most of the time...
This is gold
Oh god I love it.
At first, I wasn't going to read this Fic. But then I thought:
So I read it anyway.
This is filled with so much AWESOME!!
I've played GTA4 a bunch in my time, and the fact that someone made a fic to fit Niko's crazy lifestyle....scratch that off my bucket list.
:>>360528360528 i know right
Niko's so in character, it's not even funny.
...Okay, maybe it's a little funny.
...Or maybe it's the reason this entire story is comedy gold.
A friend suggested I did this last year after a conversation. I rejected, thinking it would be far too silly and looked down upon.
"Hey Cousin, I need a cab!"
"Niko you are my cousin! Why would I not send you a cab?"
And then Niko got a bowling cutie mark.
cool story, brony!
The heart in the statue easter egg, man I even shot it and it bleed, then I had to kill my self like we all do when we go to see it, but was a great place to hide, after I pissed my friends off online lol but really Niko with out guns, just doesn't feel right to me, I know some guys from the human world that want to kill Niko ends up in Ponyvill, Niko kills one with his fists, takes the gun and saves ponyvill.
The pony chuckled, “Oh no, not at all. No, humans poof into existence here all the time. They normally don’t stay very long though. Mostly they’re all just a bunch of wimpy kids who stop after the first chapter because nobody liked their self-insert. But once we had Ellis here for almost a week.”
*Looks at own fic that I'm writing.*
God bucking dammit!
>>360670360670 Lol well said with the used of an image, but it would seem Nikko knows that his world is a game.
Did i meantion that you win at life?
I can't say I like that you made it so the ponies have already seen lots of humans. I like reading about how they are shocked and ask about the individual and their species , not just, "You're awake now? Kk bye."
I laughed like an idiot the whole time, and my family was looking at me funny. Love it, love it, love it.
HURR. NO GUNS? NO FAIR! 'least let me have a pistol, what about this one? its so weak i could pull trigger when it points at your eye and you still live! no? Ugh
This story is brilliant. It's well executed, Niko's reactions and dialogue is believable and I find it funny that HiE stories were referenced as a fairly regular occurrence. I wonder if Ellis is still around or if he just stayed the week. It sounded like a reference to the story Name's Ellis.
That was awesome.
Niko just can't get a break huh?
No, Pinkie, I don't want to go ****ing bowling!>>360514360514 How funny that I saw your comment here today; my fic is a week old as of today, and it's a self-insert. And... nobody liked it. Well, six people apparently do.
Please don't hurt you? Why would anyone hurt you for writing this damn good story right here.
I can see Niko doing all of this. Plus we got Rainbow Drunk, and making fun of crappy self inserts. This is good stuff. Can't wait to read more good sir
Self-inserts are painful to read, even when well-written. That's why only a few people thumbed it up, probably.
>>361189361189 I can see that being true. Makes a lot of sense.
The only self-inserts I can bring myself to read are ones that are straight comedy. Any with romance, drama, or adventure are usually pretty uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY if the self-insert plays a pivotal/crucial/prominent role in the plot. Having that kind of stuff with the character on the side is alright when it's handled well. It's even more jarring for MLP fics, at least in my opinion, especially romance, and ESPECIALLY main characters (of any fiction).
>>361211361211 Yup, you won't like my fic then, it's an adventure in which a manifestation of myself plays a pivotal role.
I'll pass on that, then. I looked at the tags, and I'm glad there isn't romance, at least. THAT leaves an unpleasant taste in my mouth (har har).
GTA IV and MLP: FIM, not sure if brilliant of crazy
>>361228361228 I heartily agree with you on that.
"You are a horse. Jacob, what the hell did you do to me?"
And I think Niko uses the words "A" and "The" like a normal english speaking person.
Oh, oh your good.
YES! GTA 4
Amazing... and yeah Buck off brucie no one like talking to you!
"But once we had Ellis here for almost a week."
I saw that.
You thought I wouldn't find this, but I did.
I'm watching you.
i can't believe I'm saying this but, you do Niko well. can't wait for more
This story is hilarious so far!
Didn't even read it but rated a like anyways. Anything with Niko Bellic in it is most likely good.
Next up, a story of Drago, my nemesis
Niko in Equestria... What could possibly go wrong?
Rainbow being drunk... I believe we all can agree that it was made canon that she is a drunk in the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 episode.
Oh yeah another good crossover
I'm liking this idea
Ha Niko is so funny when he is drunk
Oh my! This is hilarious! xD Great job~
So will he be able to do the cheat codes to get free weapons like in-game? You know, what was it....look left, look right, a step forward, throw a punch, and then....wait, that might be a different game...anyway, how about a free tank dropping out of the sky or instantly healing himself or something like that?
What do you do with a Drunken Pegasus?
Tell her stories that she won't understand and then suggest that she not drink and fly, and then laugh when she tries anyway.
>>361952361952 That specific cheat code you are thinking of is from San Andreas. and the code is 0,0,L1,0,0,0,L1,L2,R1,Triangle,0,Triangle. Do not ask why i have that memorized. And no, i would prefer not to drop Rhino tanks out of the sky in the middle of Ponyville. Let's keep things at least partway on this side of farscape shall we.
i like the idea of this story but the only two problems i have with this fic
that you are rushing with this story
and why does niko have to chuckle every 50 words
p.s. my roommate barry needs more jill sandwiches
I hope you forgive me for commenting without reading the story..But I just HAVE to say this...I actually had this idea like a month ago since I didn't see any Niko bellic in equestria fictions..but now....Thanks bro.
What is this a crossover of? *googles name* Ooh I have a bad feeling about this story...
So I'm going to read it.
I saw that 'Name's Ellis' reference
I SAW IT
I love this story so far
Story is made for comedy purposes. Expect this type of shit since it is funny.
It wasn't even remotely that offensive to even need to be pointed out.
I really have nothing to say to that.
Because in all honesty, I was never a comedic guy, so I can see why you can think that, I'm not very optimistic.
But that doesn't mean I have no sense humor.
Wait, I just realized I do have something to say.
Well got to go, ALiens vs predator game is starting.
Cod and mlp? kick ass
sweet this was pretty awesome you should write moar
Ha! I can't wait to see where this is going!
Hey...I wonder...Kratos from God of War in Ponyville...I should write that!
Neko? Neko?! NEKO?! HOLY SHIT!!!
This is pure. Fucking. Gold!
>>362584362584 that was a sugestion
That's when he uses his phone to call (462)-555-0100 to bring down a chopper.
Keep in mind one thing, Mr. Brony. That whole "taking offense" thing?
That's how we lost Derpy Hooves.
Shit I didn't know that!
Ima delete the comment right now!
Now please stop riding on my ass about it. A simple mistake.
And considering every HiE story I made always had good rating and comments, I've never really took offense in it.
How can his voice be "tinged with a heavy European accent"? How can it be tinged and heavy at the same time? Also, thanks for making my day by smashing the fourth wall and steamrollering it into dust by the first chapter.
>>361403361403 Drago? Your Rambo not your long lost twin Rocky
p.s. Barry Still doesn't have his sandwich...
Niko! Let us go bowling!
*jumps out of Annihilator and falls to death*
>>361189361189 Which is why I don't plan on doing a self insert. I feel more comfertable just making up humanoid charicters with mystical powers and a tragic past. Opps preaty much sums up my fic. n_n'
Being the fan of GTA IV that I am. I hope this isn't that bad...
STOP WITH THE CHUCKLING
cant wait to review the shit outta dis
Not as bad as one might think, a little odd, but nonetheless, not very bad.
Tracking to see where this goes.
Great job mate thumb up and tracked
Pretty funny, interested to see where this goes. Take a track and one of my infinite number of thumbs, pointing up for eternity.
I hope Ellis at least pops up at one point.
Statement: Niko and Rainbow need to go out more for drinking.
and here we see Niko absolutely losing his sh*t then..
Oh dear God no
First Undead Equestria and now this.
Dude you're on fire!
>>362441362441 i thought it was like paying respects to your story (WHITCH I LOVE, and encouraged me to re-write a L4D cross fic i tried to write long ago, but failed. (my revised version has turned out very well))
This story is also a brilliant idea!!! Even thinking about GTA 4 makes me laugh my ass off!
This is a great fic! Alot of these Human In Equestia fics have WAAAAY too much sanity.
well writtin, original, and funny
you have my applause, dear sir.
This is amazing.
>>362648362648 Its been done, its somewhere in EQD.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ!!!
YOU GET 7/5 RAINBOW-LAUGHS!!!
I love this story so much, and its only 2 chapters in!
Niko is characterized Perfectly, and I mean everything, actions, reactions its just so awesome.
Also nice job slipping in that Yellow Car reference and the one to MAGO5's Ellis story
This is all so amazing. I was NEVER expecting this. Got this story idea in my head, spent a few days writing it. At about ten i submit it. So i wake up the next morning and my friend is like. "Dude, your story is a hit!" So i get on Fimfictiong to see that i have a whopping four hundred notifications. I only had to change my pants twice.
>>363503363503 And thank you one of my very first trackers
^ That dude right there, was one of my first. Thanks.
Niko + Ponyville = Disaster Imminent
“Would you shut up!?” Niko yelled, a little louder than he had intended. “You are going to give me aneurism!” I was laughing to my hearts content at this point i'm always told that so now i lol when pinkie is told that and and and ......thats how equestria was made!!
I generally hate HiM fics cause of the self-insert aspect of 95% of them all and I cannot stand the GTA games, but this is going to get read. It's going to be read so bucking hard.
I still lolzing damnit niko's talking style contagious well i'm fucked!
>>364074364074 Quick, drink a carbonated beverage, that will help!