Authors note : I think this chapter is something.... different, from the previous ones

Epic sat down and watched the sunrise, apparently all that little “outburst” did was get him scolded by Rarity, something about “corrupting her sister”, he really didn’t pay attention to  a newfags needs.

He pulled out his “In Equestria” list,

“2.After doing a Rocky IV training montage, climb mountain from the episode Dragonshy and then shout DRAGO!!!!!!!!”

He decided to get to work on this task, of course a certain mary-sue had told a certain rainbow pegasus to stalk him though.

♫Silence in the darkness creeps into your soul

Envy moves the light of self control

The gate that holds you captive has the door

Burnin' with determination to even up the score♫

Applejack stood in awe as she watched the maniac cut down her trees, she then tried to hide her sexual attraction to the epic muscles he got doing so.

♫Heart's on fire, strong desire, rages deep within

Heart's on fire, fever's risin', high

The moment of truth draws near♫

Derpy watched in awe as the maniac carried the entire crates of mail she was supposed to deliver,

she then tried to hide her sexual attraction to the epic muscles he got doing so.

♫Time will not allow you to stay still, no

Silence breaks the heart and bends the will

Defense is guilty passions out of control

Rules and regulations have no meaning any more

♫

Fluttershy and Raven watched in awe as the maniac manhandled their pet she then bear, Fluttershy (Raven being too much of a mary sue to get aroused by anyone but her beloved) tried to hide her sexual attraction to the epic muscles he got doing so.

♫Heart's on fire, strong desire, rages deep within

Heart's on fire, fever's risin', high

The moment of truth is here♫

OH!

Is here

Oh yeeeeeaaaaaah!

♫Heart's on fire, strong desire, rages deep within

Fever's risin', energizin', right up to till end♫

The maniac ran up the mountain, determined to get to the top, he then tried to hide his sexual attraction to the epic muscles he got getting up here.

♫Heart's on fire (heart's on fire),

Strong desire (heart's on fire)

Rages deep within

Ooooh

FADES-

Fever's risin' (heart's on fire)

Energizin' (heart's on fire)

Right up till the end

Ooooh

Heart's on fire (heart's on fire) (heart's on fire)

Strong desire (heart's on fire)

♫

“DRAGO!!! DRAGO!!!! DRAGO!!!!” He yelled now that he was at the top of the mountain\

“What the hell are you doing?” said Rainbow Dash, before she gasped and covered her mouth revealing she just blew her cover.

“It’s ok, no need to gasp, I know my muscles are awesome.” He replied.

She smacked him, “I’m a lesbian you retard.”

“LOL UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY.” Epic laughed after hearing her complaint.

“I just said that.” replied Rainbow Dash, now fed up with Epic’s antics.

“YOUR STILL GAY! Hey my fellow 4channers, Rainbow Dash just admitted to being closeted.” He laughed into a webcam on his phone.

“Woah there, no need to start rumors about my sexuality!” Rainbow Dash nervously said.

“Rumors that would be true.” He arrogantly replied before breaking into a dance.

Authors notes: Yeah I got very lazy with this chapter, I need a co-writer to help me iron this all out. The next 6 chapters will be about Epic meeting with the mane 6, now we have Rainbow Dash, next is Applejack