OMG I LOVE THIS

ESPECIALLY THE END IMAGE XD

This was quite possibly the most amazing...hilarious...classic thing I have ever read. It's just like one of those movies where a kid wants to get into a dirty book store or into a pub! This was awesome! FAVORITED! For I, Hazard D, Scoutaloo, hath clicked the Favorite button so hard, thy mouse hath broken and shattered into a thousand pieces! Thank you so much for the fiction! EPIC! I can't wait to see more from you!

Stay frosty!

~Hazard~

Dude, Great story!

I especially like the Big Mac thing

This was the best story of all time.

>>393341393341 Hey thanks! By the way, love the Mr. T avatar thing

>>393053393053 Glad to see you liked it that much The sad thing is that half of it is a true story

>>393388393388 Oh my...

Thumbs up!

>>393914393914

Image: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/brookproves/ca/images/a/a1/Awww_yeah.jpg

This story is bucking awesome!

I don't even wanna imagine what a sex scene involving 2 ponies, a lamp post, and a dog would look like.

Still funny story, you have my like.

You win all my internets!

Poor Rainbow being friend-zoned

What the hell did I just read   Favorite anyway

Poor Dashie... Forever Friend-Zoned.

>>394334394334

TAKE YOUR INTERNETS BACK

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"But it doesn’t mean we can’t…. Enjoy the Honeymoon.”  I died at this part

How I imagine their traumatized faces:

Image: http://images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw3556-135322_-_animated_apple_bloom_scootaloo.gif

>>394720394720 Bwahaha that's amazing  

Apple Bloom looks pissed

>>394736394736 she's pushing the horrifying things she's seen into her subconscious. Scootaloo's brain is too fried to try to do that anymore.

>>394757394757 Holy Crap, Scootaloo's Twitchums cousin

>>394763394763 that's... somewhat frightening. But maybe that's why her family tree is so secret!! She has a hardened criminal alicorn for a cousin!

That was amazing. I love the approach you took to the story. It's kind of funny, because my friend had on an old episode of Scooby Doo on while I was reading this, so it fit perfectly, what with all the shenanigans and whatnot. I had to have her read it afterwards, and she got a good kick out of it too. Thanks for the entertainment!

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for being mentally scarred, or Rainbow Dash for being friend-zoned (a feeling I know all too well).

>>405036405036 Being friend-zoned does suck, but if i saw a movie with a sex scene involving a dog and a lampshade, I may lose it

Grats on the EQD feature, will be reading this later tonight.

"Saving Private Pansy" Is that a hypothermia of the heart reference?

If so, please run away with me, so that we may live happily ever after.

...there is such a thing! Don't you take this away from me!

why do i want to see the end of the movie

there is something wrong with me

Poor Rainbow.

Oh well, too distracted by pure AWESOME!

what was the real part?

going to see a dirty movie? or getting friendzoned after taking your crush on a 'date' ?

man pretty funny story btw i loved it

Oh wow!  This was the first fanfiction I read on this site and you did not let me down!  

It sounded like an actual My Little Pony Episode!!  Loved it!  Great work!

FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

great short story! Poor Dashie being friend-zoned........

computer is being a parasprite and won't let me view teh story. will try later, but I can't wait to read it!

read it, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  

BAhaha she got friendzoned

Gotta say I feel bad for Applebloom and Scootaloo more though

>>427794427794 Hey thanks! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you

>>427787427787 The real part of the story was trying to get in and see the movie. A friend and I tried to hypnotize the ticket guy, only to get kicked out. Then we made a mad dash and managed to get in. Oh, childhood

>>427728427728 To be honest, I'd see a movie like that too. Too horrifying not to pass up

Made a membership just to tell you this story is amazing. I want more!

Heh heh heh. The insanity is fantastic.

First story I read on here, and it's completely awesome!

Major props for the movie titles. Especially Saving Private Pansy!

Ah, the profits said a story would come to trounce upon all preconceived notions of movie-time bliss. This is that story. HUZZAH!

>>428230428230 You mean the prophets? Huzzah! I hath fulfilled your prophecy!

>>428335428335 Woah bro, nice pic  

>>428380428380 Badvice Derpy is one of the best memes ever.

Well this was very humourous my friend!

I shall leave this pic here:

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>>428400428400 Nice! And this, Dark Lightning, is why you are easily my favorite follower

>>428397428397 And good point. Badvice Derpy is clearly fantastical. Even though it isn't bad advice to hypnotize him. I was hypnotized myself once

>>428443428443: Epic!

>>428448428448 Yeah, I've seen some hypnosis acts... Never done one though. They're too much fun to watch

Saw this on EQ Daily and made an account solely to commend you on a brilliant story You have added to the awesome level of this world.

>>428545428545 Judging by that, you have added to the awesomeness of my day. Thank you!

You're welcome! I'll certainly be reading more of your stories in the future!

>>428545428545 DFTBA?

Cool story bro. No, really. Even Rainbow Dash would think it was cool. Well, maybe not, after the friendzoning.

>>428612428612 French the llama, a fellow Nerdfighter!

>>428028428028 LOL i once sneaked past the guy guarding the door, i think it was the first lord of the rings movie, i dont remember too well.

i just waited till he looked the other way and ran past him, i hid in the last row, poor guy never found me

>>428625428625 You, sir, are made of awesome

>>428648428648 As are you!!

P.S. I'm not a sir

>>428668428668 Ah. My apologies

The idea of that dog scene has scarred me.

>>428687428687 Cmon! It can't be that scary! Ok, maybe it is

God man, this was awesome. Saving Private Pansy... I'm gonna have to use that some time.

>>428712428712

Image: http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9282/savingprivatepansy.jpg

Poorly made, but epic nonetheless!

This reminds me sooo much of something, but i just can't remember what!n

Is it wrong that I felt really sad at the end?

oh and rainbow

has

just

been

FRIEND-ZONED

near the end i was like, "oh crap it's turning into a clop fic." i read alittle bit more...

forever alone!

hahaha that wrapped up the story!

>>394300394300 I already know!  

For I have visited Furaffinity... and seen what cannot be unseen...

YES I AM 100TH THUMB!!!

>>428770428770 When I read over it, it sounded like a Rugrats episode or something to me. Wouldn't be surprised if I subconsciously ripped a lot from it

>>428803428803 Well, I feel bad for Rainbow Dash, but I'd say I'm more sorry for the tormented souls of Apple Bloom and Scootaloo

Speaking of Cutie Mark Crusaders and mental scaring, this story reminds me of this.  

AJ is friend-zone Fiora. LULZ

DAT ENDING PICTURE!!!!!!

Also great story! I believe all school kids should have like a "test" or something where we have to sneak into somewhere they shouldn't be like say this movie

I should take over a contry and make that a law!!!!!!

AHHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hehehe... they just got scarred for life.

Wait... if everypony saw it, that means Snips and Snails...

>>431045431045 Oh Sweet Celestia, you're right.

I forgot about the CHILDREN! Those poor, poor souls! Even I wouldn't want to see that movie

>>431058431058dear Celestia, what have you done!? Quick! Before its too late! Write an epilogue or something! !!!

>>431073431073

Epilogue: The next day, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo went to school, still slightly traumatized by the movie. When lunch time came around, they met with Snips, Snails and the others to discuss the movie more in depth. It turned out he children of Cheerilee's class all lied about going to the movie! Luckily they were able to retain their innocence! Huzzah!

Except Diamond Tiara and Silver spoon. They deserved the full effects of torment the movie had. Those brats.

Was there a reference to egorapter?  Docter docter my sister has cancer. Grrr  zombie cancer alright plowy plowy pew pew

>>431372431372 Hell yes! I've wanted to write that line in something for a few months now

Rainbow dash just got friendzoned

Phfthptfrtchtp....

BAHAHAAHZHHSHAHDESHLGIZSHIGDTIGFHHDFUFHOSDU

That was great!

Just perfect!

loved the story, hated the last image.... shouldn't have put it there... it was great without it!

>>431926431926 I have been getting a bit of guff for the picture. I may wind up removing it, it does take away from the story a bit. But I'm happy you liked it

im intrigued by the movie, but idk if its one the will leave a permanent burn on my eyes.

>>431383431383 woo you just got 20% cooler for references

lol! very cute stuff. "You don't have cutie pox..." Man that was totally making me expect a deepthroat ref to happen XD

I just about lost it at that Awesome Center Redux reference you threw in there.

Poor rainbow dash

Overall, That was freaking awesome

Le Friendzone

Goddesses darnit! GODDESSES BUCKING DARNIT!! BUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!! Sure, that was a good story... but...

>>436874436874 Hell yeah it was good

Great story! It was very original, well written and overall a really funny read!

What in the holy hell was that?

I have no Idea if I should laugh or cry.

Kind of like when I fry bacon shirtless.

>>428687428687

Well kind of depends what kind of dog you are picturing, a feral dog like Winona, a gnoll like the Diamond Dogs, or Cerberus.

>>440755440755 Oh shit, I hope it wasn't a Cerberus. That's just scary

WHATS HIS AWESOME LEVEL?!?!?

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!  

but seriously, that was awesome sauce. i wish i could sprinkle it over my pizza.

Poor Rainbow Dash...

But a nice story, regardless. Thanks for sharing.

The image does feel a bit out of place in the story

Still loved the story

fav'ed

Lemme backpedal a second- What happened at the truth-or-dare game that Scootaloo manipulated A.B. at?

>>638867638867 You, sir, are the first person to ever ask about that. I'm impressed (and overjoyed).

It's pretty much up to the reader's discretion what happened. But I feel like it's kinda like the story Cutie Mark Crusaders: Truth or Dare. Except innocent(ish). I can see Scootaloo as a knowledgeable pony while Applebloom is kinda oblivious

>>639007639007 I noticed that too. I see them the same way; Scootaloo just uses her brains for all the wrong things. Still, nice story, and quite hilarious to read. For me, the funniest part was looking back at the beginning after reading it. Cheerilee saw this too, if I'm not mistaken, and made it known to her class? That doesn't seem like appropriate material to inform children of, Miss Cheerilee...

I did not see that ending.  I LOVE this.  

you get a gold star.  congratulations.

That was great!

BRILLIANT.