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  • 25w, 17h
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

    And that's saying something. But, here are a few updates too: With this story finished, I have a few others that I started and didn't finish including the sequel to HEYYEYYAYAYA which I'll get working on later tonight. I also found the unfinished Bill Cosby chapters. YES! that is plural! And Screw Loose is due for an update considering it's been so well received.

    So once again, comedy about everyone's favorite (not really) director and I need a few people to pre-read. No experience necessary!

    Two stories in a week. Let's see what else I got...

    (bad blog posts are bad)

    -neutralmilk

    3 comments · 93 views
  • 25w, 2d
    I have written...

    ...a new story! and it's posted! Y'all should give it a read, a thumb and maybe even a fav! The more love, the more likely I am to return to making my beautiful updates that i've been promising for years!

    Yes, this is blackmail. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

    Call of the Wild! A story about funny things! A true classic (not really) in story-telling! Let the return of neutralmilk be known!

    Also, I'm sleep deprived. So forgive my ramblings.

    Thanks for reading, waiting and everything all. Be back soon!

    -neutralmilk

    0 comments · 95 views
  • 48w, 3d
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

    Thanks to all of you, my readers and friends who've stuck with me through my impossible stupid periods of inactivity. A time that seems to be at an end. And here is my proof. A classic comedy to be cherished for minutes to come! The prequel chapter to TAHH 2 is coming along nicely as well as a new Trotting Dead chapter/ scene thing.

    So, thank you all once again. I hope you all have afantastic Christmas/ holiday season and a Happy and Healthy New Year! See you in the near future!

    Story:

    "Call" of the Wild

    Yeah, I know my description is terribly unfinished. As you all know i stand for quality. :pinkiesmile:

    -neutralmilk

    0 comments · 79 views
  • 49w, 4d
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!

    -neutralmilk

    10 comments · 89 views
  • 51w, 13h
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.

    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!

    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...

    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

    0 comments · 77 views
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After Applejack tells Apple Bloom and Scootaloo not to see the hottest movie in Equestria, the two fillies take it upon themselves to sneak off and see it anyway. With a clever lie, their night is practically assured to go off without a hitch.

The only thing they hadn't accounted for was the movie theater itself...

EQDaily featured! - 4/8/12

First Published
1st Apr 2012
Last Modified
1st Apr 2012
#1 · 138w, 5d ago · · ·

OMG I LOVE THIS

ESPECIALLY THE END IMAGE XD

#2 · 138w, 5d ago · · ·

This was quite possibly the most amazing...hilarious...classic thing I have ever read. It's just like one of those movies where a kid wants to get into a dirty book store or into a pub! This was awesome! FAVORITED! For I, Hazard D, Scoutaloo, hath clicked the Favorite button so hard, thy mouse hath broken and shattered into a thousand pieces! Thank you so much for the fiction! EPIC! I can't wait to see more from you!

Stay frosty!

~Hazard~

#3 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

Dude, Great story! :rainbowlaugh:

I especially like the Big Mac thing :eeyup:

#4 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

This was the best story of all time. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#5 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

>>393341 Hey thanks! By the way, love the Mr. T avatar thing :moustache:

>>393053 Glad to see you liked it that much :pinkiehappy: The sad thing is that half of it is a true story :derpytongue2:

#7 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

Thumbs up!

TAB
#9 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

This story is bucking awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

#10 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowhuh: I don't even wanna imagine what a sex scene involving 2 ponies, a lamp post, and a dog would look like.

Still funny story, you have my like.

#11 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

You win all my internets! :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Rainbow being friend-zoned :pinkiesad2:

#12 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

What the hell did I just read :rainbowhuh:  Favorite anyway :twilightblush:

#13 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

Poor Dashie... Forever Friend-Zoned. :rainbowderp:

#15 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

"But it doesn’t mean we can’t…. Enjoy the Honeymoon.”  I died at this part :rainbowlaugh:

#17 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

>>394720 Bwahaha that's amazing  :trollestia:

Apple Bloom looks pissed :derpyderp2:

#18 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

>>394736 she's pushing the horrifying things she's seen into her subconscious. Scootaloo's brain is too fried to try to do that anymore. :pinkiecrazy:

#19 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

>>394757 Holy Crap, Scootaloo's Twitchums cousin :pinkiegasp:

#20 · 138w, 4d ago · · ·

>>394763 that's... somewhat frightening. But maybe that's why her family tree is so secret!! She has a hardened criminal alicorn for a cousin!

#21 · 138w, 3d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: That was amazing. I love the approach you took to the story. It's kind of funny, because my friend had on an old episode of Scooby Doo on while I was reading this, so it fit perfectly, what with all the shenanigans and whatnot. I had to have her read it afterwards, and she got a good kick out of it too. Thanks for the entertainment! :pinkiehappy:

#22 · 138w, 2d ago · · ·

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for being mentally scarred, or Rainbow Dash for being friend-zoned (a feeling I know all too well).

#23 · 138w, 2d ago · · ·

>>405036 Being friend-zoned does suck, but if i saw a movie with a sex scene involving a dog and a lampshade, I may lose it :pinkiecrazy:

#24 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Grats on the EQD feature, will be reading this later tonight.

#25 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

"Saving Private Pansy" Is that a hypothermia of the heart reference?

If so, please run away with me, so that we may live happily ever after.


...there is such a thing! Don't you take this away from me! :fluttercry:

#26 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

why do i want to see the end of the movie

there is something wrong with me:pinkiecrazy:

#27 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Poor Rainbow. :fluttercry:

Oh well, too distracted by pure AWESOME!

#28 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

what was the real part?

going to see a dirty movie? or getting friendzoned after taking your crush on a 'date' ?

man pretty funny story btw i loved it

#29 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Oh wow!  This was the first fanfiction I read on this site and you did not let me down!  

It sounded like an actual My Little Pony Episode!!  Loved it!  Great work! :raritywink:

#30 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE :trollestia:

#31 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

great short story! Poor Dashie being friend-zoned........:rainbowderp:

#32 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

computer is being a parasprite and won't let me view teh story. will try later, but I can't wait to read it!:pinkiehappy:

read it, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  

#33 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

BAhaha she got friendzoned :rainbowlaugh:

Gotta say I feel bad for Applebloom and Scootaloo more though :rainbowwild:

#34 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>427794 Hey thanks! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you :derpytongue2:

>>427787 The real part of the story was trying to get in and see the movie. A friend and I tried to hypnotize the ticket guy, only to get kicked out. Then we made a mad dash and managed to get in. Oh, childhood :trollestia:

>>427728 To be honest, I'd see a movie like that too. Too horrifying not to pass up :pinkiecrazy:

#35 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Made a membership just to tell you this story is amazing. I want more! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

#36 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Heh heh heh. The insanity is fantastic. :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

First story I read on here, and it's completely awesome! :rainbowkiss:

Major props for the movie titles. Especially Saving Private Pansy!

#38 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Ah, the profits said a story would come to trounce upon all preconceived notions of movie-time bliss. This is that story. HUZZAH! :yay:

#39 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428230 You mean the prophets? :derpytongue2: Huzzah! I hath fulfilled your prophecy!

#41 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428335 Woah bro, nice pic  :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428380 Badvice Derpy is one of the best memes ever. :derpytongue2:

#43 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:Well this was very humourous my friend!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I shall leave this pic here:

#44 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428400 :rainbowlaugh: Nice! And this, Dark Lightning, is why you are easily my favorite follower :pinkiehappy:

#45 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428397 And good point. Badvice Derpy is clearly fantastical. Even though it isn't bad advice to hypnotize him. I was hypnotized myself once :pinkiegasp:

#47 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428448 Yeah, I've seen some hypnosis acts... Never done one though. They're too much fun to watch :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

Saw this on EQ Daily and made an account solely to commend you on a brilliant story :twilightsmile: You have added to the awesome level of this world.

#49 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

>>428545 Judging by that, you have added to the awesomeness of my day. Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 137w, 4d ago · · ·

You're welcome! I'll certainly be reading more of your stories in the future!

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