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I will place some stuff here later.

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Note: Keeping the original description

Twilight Sparkle; the most studious librarian in Equestria. But when things get physical how will this young mare handle herself?...

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Man, if you're going to do a story like this, you really shouldn't give it away in the title.

Also: too late, Twilight x Bookshelf OTP

first I was like :rainbowhuh:

then I :raritywink:


then I just lol'd

Umm.... that was odd.

i shall now add a subplot to a story i am writing wherupon the bookshelf is shipped with a hardcover copy of little mares :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: umad?\

wonderfully crafted story though.:rainbowlaugh:

I thought it was freaking hilarious. :twilightblush:

Twilight could almost feel the desire radiating from the shelf, it's pink lips beckoning her closer.

"I... I love you," she stammered, nervously shuffling forward, "I need you so... so much!"

With a burst of passion, she threw her fear to the wind, throwing herself into her love's grasp. The rough wood brushed against her coat as purple lips found pink. Her tongue roamed between the lips, sensuously rubbing against the nailhead within.

After what felt like an eternity, she pulled back, the fake lips moist with her saliva. Drooping her eyelids into the most seductive look she could manage, the purple unicorn slid down the units bulk, fitting herself snugly in between two shelves. Immediately Twilight was grasped with a sense of safety, held within her lovers wooden grip, safe from the world outside.


Best ship ever! But I can't think of anything other than Pink Lips to describe the pink lips, which make it rather repetitious.

:moustache: LAWL
Great job.
Just go back over the sentences and check for dropped words.

Whoa, just got back from a game and I saw all the notifications on my profile. Thank you all for taking your time to read this and, heck, even like it! I will be sure to live up to all of your standards for many more fics to come.

...heh...

I'm personally not one for the whole clopfic/shipping scene, but the Comedy/random tag intrigued me, and now I'm glad that I read this. Satire like this is always gold, especially when it's done this well.

Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D

I wonder, at what point in my life led me to post a Tenacious D song about fucking chicks gently on a fanfic featuring a pony getting romantically involved with a bookshelf. I need to get out more.

I lol'd excellent job :trollestia:

I have been looking for one of these for so long. This is so well written I still felt like it was what is wasn't, even though I knew what it was.
-Randomosity19

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