Rarity is awoken by the sound of a horn... her imported scoltish fox horn
This is the last time her antics will ruin her days off.
Time for some silence.
Contains slapstick humor, fourth wall breaking, and a little girl crushing
Made for everyone's favorite frowning critic Meeester
Submited to the Make Meeester happy write-off competition- #1~
WARNING!!CONTAINS GRAPHIC PORTRAYLS OF THE ART OF THE PANTOMIME
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Not recommended for coulrophobic, results may vary, you are all on your own for this if you do have a panic attack, do not hate, gesticulate
Chapters (11)
This seems promissing, I'm looking forward to see where this is going.
3920678 Thank you! you are one of the few who don't instantly hate my work! thank you thank you thank you!!!!
3920678 and thanks for the fav! WHEEE!!!
CAN"T BELEIVE I GET TO SAY THAT!
I rather enjoyed this one. Good work.
3923765 another nice comment!
I... i'm so happy!
I love you all!
I.. I..wah?! I don't know what's going on!
But I find this hilarious though
3993854 sniff... so many people are nice to my stories... i need a moment... and more coffee...
LYRA:... and he says mares are emotional
thank you for the comment!
yaay lyra~!
4028985 (LYRA: YAY ME!!)
Alas, poor Sweetie Belle never realized that the only imported Scoltish Fox was at breakfast in
the Canterlot petting zoo dreaming of the auld sod.
4034446 ...Wait a sec...
Yep, confirmed
there is a fox there and unfortunatly, I could not make heads or tails of its accent
That's going to be fun explaining to rarity
And kinky too
I love Fluffy-the bringer of darkness!! The best thing about her is that she ALWAYS returns!
4125994 Good point! Let's find out! [fluttersqueak]
4139901 yup... and how she is EVERWHERE! In fact, I think I will make her a recurring character!
WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
[lyrafacehoof] (LYRA: wonderful... Just what I need for a hangover... More frantic typing)
At least I'm not using the type writer
(LYRA: Just shut up and give me a glass of water)
*Places powdered tooth paste and OJ in glass* All I got on hand is this not-at-all-suspicious glass of pulped OJ
*takes it and downs it like a shot* (LYRA: GLRK! BUCK YOU! HNG...! Gonnahurl...)
*assorted sounds of a mare vomiting 8 hours worth of drinks and food*
I win
4153303 Yeah
I would love to see that!
this chapter confuses me greatly, can someone please explain it to me?
Its an interesting story, but watch your capitals! Names need capital letters, remember!
The confusion! It. Burns!
4228398 Well, the basic idea is that princess luna (AKA: best princess) is messing with rainbow dash's (AKA: the odd technicolor thingy in the sky) dream by making it so that she gets all hot and bothered in her dream within a dream and Rarity is not amused.
4231386 sorry, the picture came back to me as I was writing this chapter and... it also creates the question "Is this whole story just Rainbow dash's dreams?" because the number of strange dreams she has had is the same as the number of chapters at this point. Kind of Sigmund Feuds' hypothosis on dreams (Which I read in my freshman year in highschool for fun... Tiny print plus big words plus highschool student equals jaws dropping) being connected to our subconcious mind and my own theory that some minds are connected to other dimensions or universes (Mutiverse theory from science and DC comics) and our dreams are points in time in those places... WOW this is a long ramble
... sorry
4228508 Right... Going to fix that now :lyrasigh:
Yyra pushes the filly,
um is that supposed to be a joke
4028985 yay anthropology!
4228508 Sorry about that, I fixed them though
4410957 Sorry, typo
i love it
4532846 I know, the time travel thing surprized me as I wrote it! sometimes i have to pause and re-read chapters for the lolz
and thanks!
4536715 yep ya never know where a story can take you
4537152 and that is why it is so much fun... i really enjoy conversations like this... I know that being myself on the internet and opening my heart a little may not be the safest thing, but it makes me well with emotions so foreign to me... I like it, even though I may cry
you arent the first, ive seen them used before
4555904 you just HAD to ruin the mans delusions don't you? Just let the guy have his fun and nod politely
4555904 use what?
4556070 and what does that mean?
is confus- OH! the memes! sorry, I will try to use them less... I was a bit wqithdrawn so I got too excited too easily
4560406 i wasn't saying use them less, i was saying you werent the first to use them
4560875 oh, I thought they were annoying you. my bad
5282000 KUDOS! TO YOU!
Lyra: Finally...
5695127 thanks! and I also saw a Cd with your avatar, "my dinosaur life" right?