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Rinnaul


I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

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Trixie just wants a little attention. Male attention, in particular. However, considering her winning personality, unique charm, and social grace... physical appeal is really the only option she has left. And Trixie wouldn't be Trixie if she didn't try to fudge things a little bit in her favor.

And it wouldn't be Trixie's life if the universe didn't inexplicably conspire to ensure all of her efforts ended in failure and great personal embarrassment.

Warning: Contains breast expansion for comedic effect; humanized ponies; pervy Rainbow Dash; Twixie; an extremely juvenile sense of humor; and Trixie's endless misfortune, also for comedic effect.

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Comments ( 11 )

Ooh, I got the Goddess Within reference!:pinkiehappy:

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I feel so dirty right now :applecry: On the other hand, funny nice story.

GOOD STORY I LIKED IT GREAT JOB:twilightsheepish:

I don't always read confusing sex strories but when I do I read good ones.

Sorry....but I was rrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy hoping Twi would do SOMETHING to Dash.......Angry/Crazy Twi is always fun.:twilightsmile:

You can still call it Hearts and Hooves day because it was based on a tale about ponies. The fact that the St. Valentine we celebrate doesn't match up to the real one doesn't warrant a name change for the holiday.

Good stuff :pinkiesmile:

Had to read this again.

Great stuff:pinkiehappy:

That was fun and silly.

"Still a bit bigger than before!"

That made me laugh.

Twilight sighed at her friend and headed towards the stairs to her basement. “I’m going to find a tape measure. Try not to let anything else go wrong before I get back.”
“Me or her?” Trixie asked.
“Yes.”

This is amazing.

Rainbow thought for a moment. “...feeling her inner goddess?”

Never heard that one before.

Twilight blinked and looked away. “I um, I suppose we could try to recreate a known triggering condition?”
“Recreate a what now?” Trixie studied the librarian’s now-quite-red face, and the suggestion clicked. “...was that a really nerdy attempt at propositioning me just now?”
“...kind of?”
Trixie smiled at the other girl. “If you insist.”

Really?

Being Trixie is a never ending streak of bad luck and embarrassment :rainbowlaugh:

I enjoyed reading this; have a like :twilightsmile:

I just discovered this story, and I only have one thing to say:

WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO FIND THIS?

This is the perfect nexus of well-written, sexy and funny. You have a new fan.

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