Hi, my name is Jay and

Image: http://i.imgur.com/GdX42.jpg

okay, um... how can i put this lightly?

SHIPPINGS NAO!

Dude cupcakes scared me. Like seriously that shit was scary!

OMG AWESOME!

MOAR!

GIVE ME MOAR NOW!! please?

>>338974338974

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>>339151339151

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>>339174339174 Oh wow, haven't seen that one.

Winner.

>>339188339188>>339174339174 Cocaine thread? Cocaine thread.

>>339188339188

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MOAR!

THIS.  This was freaking funny.  When I saw who the author was, I couldn't resist.  Definitely tracking this.

>>339198339198>>339201339201

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Charlie at the gym.

>>339209339209

ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO SUCK TAYLOR'S NUTS!!!!

>>339212339212 Fuck it, you win.

>>339212339212

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Great story by the way.  I don't think I've tacked that in there yet.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Again, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

>>3392133921.  ...Okay, WUT.  No seriously.  WUT.

>>339308339308

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>>339326339326... Okay seriously what are you currently smoking and/or drinking and where can I get some?

>>339368339368

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>>339368339368 >>339374339374

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But only two of them.

>>339404339404>>339374339374.  For the love of God would someone just tell what THE F$&@ IS GOING ON HERE!

>>339404339404

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>>339423339423 I really have no idea.  Just roll with it.

>>339472339472  OH.  Okay then.  FUCK DA POLICE AND SDAFADAFCAAFSGGFAGSH!!!!!

>>339499339499

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Fixed now.

...I'd complain about the guy knowledgeable enough to experiment with FTL willingly causing a Lutefisk paradox, but in all fairness the counter-arguments for all the various reasons not to turn on the Large Hadron Collider were all basically "Let's turn it on and find out".

My pictures from FunnyJunk keep glitching out for me at least so...

Image: https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP0olNBXQweS9rdzgxb_bytYgh84ipOmUdzZNAJb4GHjkIH9RrRA

........... Alright then. Were going with the "Im just a dumb animal untill you try to experiment on me" approach. Rather rare.

THIS I LIKE.  This entire chapter was funny as HELL.  Oh, and one more thing.  NO COCAINE THREAD.

>>344001344001 Awwww!

And hey, I just followed your bro's lead.  I figured you had just made him trip on, as you put it, The Immortal Bucket of Martin Septim (awesome by the way), he deserved an outlet for his frustration.

Oh and by the way, I now have a horrible image of Twilight preforming vivisection on everything burned into my mind.  Thanks for that.

Keep 'em coming!

>>343859343859

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>>346877346877 Genuine. Ive only seen it one other time.

'hissss'i felt that one

I just realized how easily I seem to be taking this.

The truth is, I cannot be shaken by anything, as evidenced by my frequent visitation of the Internet's seedier locales.

>>348226348226 Dangerous words my friend. The Internet, she is a cruel bitch and she always thinks of something. Then again...

You may have more views on this story since it is a HiE. I feel like they grow quicker than any other genre. I've been meaning to read your other stories too but I haven't gotten to them yet.

>>348226348226 same here, just a quick moment of astonishment and then everything is normal

HOLY SHIT A DINOSAUR, so who's up for pizza?

>>348355348355 they might be growing more because we now have a tab for humans coming into the stories

Oh man... SHIT'S GOIN' DOWN next chapter gentlemen!

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"had her portrayed as having an all-consuming hate-boner for Twilight and Ponyville"

Oh shit, here we go again.

Now that I think about it, this is exactly how an encounter with two Scumbag Steves would go in Equestria. Do continue, this cracks me up too much, and the story ain't bad either.

"a renowned smartass, a fact many enjoyed, and an equal number hated."

With your permission, I would like to put that on my tombstone.

>>355887355887 omg me to

>>355748355748 Show up in Equestria, immediately stab something

Show up in Equestria, piss off everything

Save Trixie, immediately reconsider

Goes to Trixie's wagon for items to help her recovery, steals everything of value

i think u should do it id like to see how it would turn out

first

I support shipping as long as it dosent take over the story.

Shipping votes?! Tom X Bloomberg

>>358805358805 I shall call it Sticks and Stones!!!!!!!!

>>358970358970 shipping really? well.. ok, but i have no clue who to ship with, BUT the humans should have bromances with the other guys cuz you know how the saying goes: bros before... well you can finish the rest

>>358805358805

Just a question because your comment doesn't really clarify your position.

Shipping or no shipping?

>>359012359012 It was a "yes shipping" vote. And totally not a joke in the slightest.

>>358970358970 That is absolutely brilliant.

Oh boy, shit's about to get real, isn't it?  Good luck Jay, you're gonna need it.

Why the hell not.  A little shipping never hurt anyone.

Yes, is my answer.

Image: http://heahea.org/img/140-Hory_Shet.jpg

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

i vote for a yes to shipping

and as a suggestion, 'you' and Trixie, it'd be interesting to see where that goes

For anyone that is interested in the Bus Ro Dah video and hasn't seen it yet this is the link to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeiVqT6GyVY

P.S. - Yes we know we are horrible people.

Last quote was the best thing ever

Yes shipping.

TaylorxTrixie

JayxFluttershy.

>>358787358787 I agree...it happens too often

........... Oh Taylor is gonna kill him.

ALL HAIL KING BILLY OF THE HILL!!!

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>>362616362616.   Oh, SON OF A BITCH.  Don't do this to me again Proto.  PLEASE DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.

>>362965362965

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>>362965362965

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YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH!!!

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I think she's referring to Star Wars episode 3.

Curse you George Lucas!

>>363043363043

Went to sleep dude, sorry.  Now.  I BEG OF YOU, PROTO!  DONT DO THIS!

>>364447364447

I am really glad you have been such a good sport about me messing with you.

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Pic related.

>>364584364584

Hey, I have a HIGH tolerance for insanity/hilarity/stupidity.  So go ahead, go crazy!  MAKE MY DAY.

>>364611364611

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Posting it as a link because I don't know how it will work out as a picture.

It is so worth the read.

This has amused me, have a track and a green thumb.

>>365569365569Your avatar scares me

>>365582365582

Stone's stupid grin strikes again! Bwahaha!

>>364685364685

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY EVER.  Period.  Thank you Proto, thank you SO MUCH.  I had to deal with a ton of crap like that guy who wrote the story did, but man was the revenge EVER SWEET.

so while Jay is hanging with the mane 6, Taylor gets the background ponies.

He did turn left at Albuquerque.

One time a guard chased me from Anvil to a ruin near Deepscorn just to let me know how he didn't like me putting a cup back on a table. Those dudes are DEDICATED.

Gotta admit, I was hoping for some badass scene with that little background music you linked in from MGS4... I was slightly disappointed...

>>369114369114Meh, the BGM was the best I could find

The mention of a bullshit alarm made me think of Applejack playing the card game Bullshit and getting banned from ever playing it again.

I have a feeling Taylor is going to murder Jay when he finds him...

>Taylor knew Trixie was awake.

>Trixie looked in Taylor's pants.

>Taylor had no problem with this.

Thank God you updated.  I was starting to twitch.  I feel like updates are starting to slow.

Though I fear that by reading this all I've done is whet my appetite.  Maybe I should just bite the bullet and finish the one I started writing.

Still great so far.  Looking forward to more.

>>374033374033They are actually slowing, I never thought I'd be busier on vacation than during school

>>374039374039 No I totally understand, but I was really referring to everyone.  Maybe I'm just speeding up?  No clue.  Slow day at work I guess.

I really hope that's a tire iron Trixie has.

i obviously just broke some taboo here...... FUCK THE POLICE (middle finger)

haha, trixie gonna cap a bitch

Tire irons are OP.

Give 'em hell G&P Trixie.

Oh Trixie. I love you.

alright, what the fuck happened to my track button?

>>384193384193 New update, tracks and favs are now the same thing

>>384227384227 well damn, I don't really like that, but whatever, it'll just make it a little harder to keep things organized

"The fuck was that!? Oh, just a stray cat, my bad."

Ohgodmyribs

I'm worried about tomorrow.  It's April fools day, and you're usual Equestrian Bloodmoon update day.....

Loving this story though.  Trixie should go all Gordon Freeman on people more often.  No a crowbar but close enough.