Can anyone explain to me how the words I write are moved across space and time to an alternate dimension and translated to words on an electronic display? Because I have no idea what's happening.
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Ever wondered what colour a Jumquap is? Or what makes Sporcelli angry? Well, stranger, now you too can know. For in your very hooves you hold the ultimate guide to Equestria's beasts and beings, brought to you by 'world-famous' explorers and all-round, general monster 'experts': Strongbolt Stonewing XVII and wife, Shierra Berrums. This a selection of stories describing our encounters with the weird and wonderful creatures from across Equestria and beyond.
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This is absoloutly hilarious.
How is it that you have so few followers?
While your not the best writer on the site, your still quite good, have multiple stories, and don't just write little short stories.
It'd be nice if you could make each chapter a little longer.
Heh. So he couldn't remember how to pronounce OR spell Camalamadingdongs...
3854605 No, they're recording it with a magic spell, like an e-book, but then they don't bother to redo any of the chapters to sound more professional. So he just can't say it.
3854870 Ah, kinda guessed. Well, at least it was an excuse to say "Camalamadingdongs" :D
... So who said the one line in black?
this is a really funny small story you have here! i really enjoyed myself reading it and hope that is will continue soon!!
Gryphin. Griffin. Gryffon...
3926647 Buffalo.
3928981 Eckyeckyp'tangZUboing.
He carries one in case of brick emergencies, of course!
3980720 For example, if he comes across a manticore that doesn't have a brick lodged in it's skull.
And yet again, a Brick Emergency,
What would happen if an evil person encounters a Malumium, such as sombra. Would it create a really nice pony who does charity work and such?
Yep, brick emergencies. Strongbolt knows where it's at.
So if Raibow Dash caught Octopotency, just HOW big would that Sonic Rainboom be? :P
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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You two have an interesting relationship. I mean, i'm married, with four kids. (well, 5, thanks to that night Cadence invited me to a drinking party...)
Besides which, my Wife, Double, is High-General.
and I don't need an encyclopedia anymore because my wife... she ALWAYS knows better
Draconequi. and they also consistently have dragon tails.
also, Discord is overpowered by his species' standards. most draconequi don't have such high levels
*nom nom nom*
Love. it's delicious.
dude, it's okay for stallions to be more sensitive and like "feminine" things...
Double: is that why you insist on turning into a unicorn mare whenever we go to the spa so no one recognizes you?
...moving on!
Griffins are monotremes.
Double: That reminds me of when Stag blundered into that nest of baby Rust Monsters... *snickers*
Double: So... hairless Yeti?
Stag: I think Twilight mentioned something about a mirror and them...
Double: you mean that magic mirror that Celestia and Luna smashed after Sunset came back?
Stag: Yep
Lyra: I am an expert on Cryptids, and these things do not exist in this universe!
sounds like a relative of the Murtlap
You know, my great-grandpa is a lich...
*a Ruby-Eyed Changeling Skull*: What's that?
Nothing, Grandpa Thromnambular! go back to bed!
Feh! Bricks are too mainstream!
...
I carry COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!
Double: Shiera, may I simply congratulate you on how well-trained you have your husband?
hmm... these sound like Bushwooly relatives
er... Double and I have actually met octoponies. they're a seapony variant
I read "Membryos" and I couldn't take the rest of the chapter seriously
Sorry
You should do Breezies. Just the fact that it starts with the letter B and you would be parting it this late could be the joke itself.
ummmm, i think your guys here missed a few notes.
A, earth ponies have atendency for nature conneciton and strength. they actually have magic but it functions differently and they can't perform spells.
B. a alicorn is in fact a hybrid of all three species of pony.
4073630 They also missed Thestrals, Luna's bat ponies. Unless they're going to be making an appearance in a whole nother chapter in the T section.
They're not from an alternate dimension, they're from eastern Equestria.
My family has a pet thunderbird. they're relatives of the phoenix
My mom likes pegasusususes. Me? Earth Ponies are the PERFECT travelling companion! Pegasi tend to be... well... accident prone
Are you sure they don't potato farm? Or at least rock farm?
wait... purple gloop?
...Strongbolt, do you know what "Quarray" means?
4475282 Um... yes...
I'm not entirely convinced.
An update! A veritable update!
4475295 a place from which dimension stone, rock, construction aggregate, riprap, sand, gravel, or slate has been excavated from the ground.
I understood what Shiera was saying, but Strongbolt had to be a moron and mess it up. So much for science.
4480640 Yeah, Strongbolt can be a bit of an idiot at times.
I'm right here!
4480767 Well, out of the two of you, I'd rather pick Shiera to help me survive. After all, she chooses the smart way instead of "hit first and document later".
4480881 But Strongbolt has a brick!
...stupid deer.
...Nak-Mc-Feegle bunnies?