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Final Draft
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.
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I love you. My god this was..... <3333333
AMAZING!
That...was the most beautiful, wonderful poem I have ever read! You are a GENIUS!
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This is wonderful...
Hahaha wow!
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You are truly amazing!
This....proper words, they fail me,
As this story had me rolling in glee!
It has been a long time, since seeing such beautiful rhymes!
And this feeling it left me is simply sublime.
It's as if Dr. Seuss was not dead,
Penning delightful thoughts of clop from his head.
To these words which you've wrote, mah favorite Ah shall devote,
For more of this Ah will love to see,
but for now it's off to bake a pie with Pinkie!
Nice.
That was one of the funniest poem I ever read! I've always said that Discord is a clopper.
Odd... I'd expect discord to go on about fetishes. At least some of the weirder ones like vore... Still great though.
This is a masterpiece. A story on this site hasn't made me laugh in quite some time. Very impressed, deserves my like and favorite XD
that was good. I like that it became Discord near the end.
I really like, the ending?
Yep definitely liked the ending!
so wonderful
Brilliant!
This quote just killed me:
hell no
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I agree with you. As I said though. none of the opinions in the story represent my own
Love the twist at the end.
Another Seussifully inspired writer braving the story seas to achieve poetic prowess. Good stuff, good stuff!
Practically how I reacted to clop...
Before actually trying it...
I regret Everything...:
ha
I can clop to anything
this was grand I loved so though I don't read clop much but im no proud I don't mind my story's having sex in them it adds much spice
The single, most accurate piece I've ever read. I couldn't help but laugh at the perfect rhythm and rhyme. You deserve a medal, but I hope a like and a fav will suffice!
This is HILARIOUS!!!!
This story was supremely silly
It made me giggle just like a filly.
When it comes to the stories of clop,
Celestia help me, I just can't stop.
This frisky tale gets a upvote and a fave.
My passion for ponies, I'll take to the grave!
Some clop is nice I suppose
Though I hardly read it in droves
I'm more interested in characters you see
How they react to the world (not just some fantasy)
But I've not a thing against cloopers
The readers, the writers
So long as it remains fiction
How they may use friction
Doesn't bother me at all
Nor get me to call
Them pervs or worse
... thus ends MY verse.
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Thank you, thank you, you're all to kind
and all of your rhymes, I was delighted to find
I like how when I came here there were 34 comments. Alas, this makes 35. Anyway, please write a "Banned from Equestria (Daily)"-style sequel...IN RHYME!!!
Clopping may not be your thing.
You think of it as nothing but a pipe dream.
A debase practice that is sinful and crude,
And if it's shoved in your face, well, that's quite rude!
On only one of these points I agree.
Being forced into something is no fun, honestly.
I understand that you think all clop is rot
But maybe I can convince you it is something you think it's not.
Not every kind of clop is for every kind of clopper,
And some people change fetishes as fast as a hopping Frogger.
Some subjects are illegal, immoral, and trite.
But some (to me at least) are quite alright.
The romance tag is what I think is nice.
A single pair of ponies enjoying all night
In such a way to show their love
With coitus, kisses, and plenty of hugs.
Rape is nasty, foalcon is unpleasant,
Straight up beastiality can go to the pheasants.
Some of the things are so weird and so strange,
It'd make some Christian ponies pull out their manes!
You don't clop. That's fine by me.
Everybody has their own choice in what they read.
But before you give in to loathing and hate,
Remember the Brony slogan; Love, and Tolerate.
I'm really confused and don't understand,
Get back up here, stupid hand.
I don't care if it's not how to behave,
This story just got a like and a fave.
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It's already written, but to my dismay
It failed submission, taking over a day
Twenty-seven hours I waited just to hear
"This story has meta, were the rules not clear?
You can't mention the users, you can't mention the site."
I left it at that, not wanting to put up a fight.
I'll do a reading on youtube soon enough
But first I must deal with some other stuff...
3777131 that's super suck. Apparently that Meta vote they held a couple months ago was for naught. :pinkiesad:
I died at line 12.
More creativity in this then in most movie directors. Gave me a good laugh.
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Hopefully that's where my career path is taking me
3777616 If ya ever wind up making a movie then I'd gladly watch it.
This has to be made into a rap song
Hey, guess what?
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You couldn't stop me!
This good fic, I fear, all our regret will be appointed.
For if we all don't comment in rhyme, most will be disappointed.
(God I can't rhyme, whatever, not like it's a crime.)
The rhyme scheme was really forced (painfully so), and the characters were uninteresting. Also it's really obvious that it was padded to meet 1000 words, since the discussion is so cyclical. The meta-humor is too shallow to make up for any of these flaws.
A for effort, but I'm going to have to downvote due to the flat comedy and dull linguistic aesthetics.
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Thank you for voicing your opinion. Usually I don't get actual negative feedback. I applaud you for having balls.
3780375 Thank you for accepting criticism graciously.
You know I honestly only read clop fic like one would read romance stories, an either really good or really bad story with some sexy times thrown in. Maybe I'm the weird one?
I feel a lot less unique
After this story my interest did pique
All the comments in rhyme
All at this time
I feel the need to say
"Why did my uniqueness end this way?!"
All in all it was a story quite grande
And for that I must give you a hand
To play off the premise and rhyme all the way
The story pulled me in, then forced me to stay
So, good sir, I will check out you story list
See if there's anything else good, that I may have missed
And for the first time
I'm not the only one to rhyme
So now I will go
And shall let you know
I gave you a like
And now will take a hike
So goodbye, farewell
And I hope your day is swell!
~Black Sun Eclipse
man I can't stop laughing... I'll have to finish this later. This is the funniest thing on FimFiction. I dare you... no, I implore you, prove me wrong.
This story is awesome I loved every sylable, word and ryhme. My oppinion on cloping is whatever floats your boat, I dont like it personally but dont try making me like some thing and i wont share my oppinions on the subject. This was cool though how long did it take you to write this?