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Microshazm


My fics are a pleasure. No one's ever told me that, but I read minds. Occasionally.

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Honouring The Conversion Bureau's first anniversary I bring a story that is in no way a self insert.

Waking up and feeling oddly refreshed at five in the morning. My dog seems to have played a trick on me, stapled a note on my cheek, no less. Maybe I can find my way out of this if I play along...

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Comments ( 16 )

How many of these exist now?

Because I'm really getting sick of them :pinkiesick:

Also. pink elephant lol :twistnerd:

I will refrian from voting, but only for the Dumbo reference.

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Too many. I really wish the Conversion Bureau universe is shot, killed, and buried.

What the fudge

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I would say the same thing for the FO:E thing. That thing is waaaaay overdone :pinkiesick::pinkiesick::pinkiesick:

331878 In some ways yes. Basically, with FO:E. The only ones that really made it are Project horizons and Pink Eyes. Everything else is jsut side stuff.

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I disapprove of your bickering and the fact that you're missing the message of the pink aliphants by a wide margin. If you silly ponies want stuff that truly and truthfully at least attempts to -- as Sorren implied -- "make it" and not be "just side stuff", you shouldn't be looking at a story with pink aliphants and a random tag.

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So wait you don't like the conversion bureau? So is their a line up some where to join this magical club?

Now to the story:
I... I just don't KNOW!!!

"Some one has set us up the Mental trap" I see what you did there.

I'm not sure I'm following what is going on but it seems humorous so far so I'll track and keep reading.

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That is not what i was saying at all, I love the conversion bureau. Just, not this story.

333046 Well, i hate to be a butt here. But chances are if people arent getting something in your story, it's not thier falt. You most likely arent clarifying very well. When you write, you have to assume that the reader is like a naive puppy that will stick it's tounge into an electrical socket if it has the chance. So you have to put up means of making sure that abnoxios puppy finds its way to the "like" buttong, and not possible death(in the case, WTF-ism)

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Just doing a story in which I'd go and convert myself was too simple and unoriginal. "Why not make it crazy, then?" I thought. But still, what's there not to get? At first, everything seems linear, but we quickly find out the protagonist (who might be a little like yours truly) is someplace we can't call "normal" or "right". He just rolls with it for awhile, but gets doubtful and introspective after his findings on the table. Questions arise, and the protagonist gets the answers at the same rate the reader does. Of course I'm not telling everyone to like this story, but one must see it as it is and can't expect epic drama to come out of anything with pink aliphants. I may have somewhat failed the description, though, or the title.
333154 See what I did? Good, 'cause... I don't :derpyderp2:

...how much did you smoke? :D :pinkiecrazy:

What is this I don't even...

So the main character is a section of his own subconcious from ten years ago, and the real him and Twilight do an inception to look at some scenery. the fragment, well, fragments and then somehow the guy pulls out a grenade launcher and almost kills his real self's subconcious along with Twilight's subconcious.
Okay, is that complete and utter gibberish, or did i make any sense?

In other news, thou shalt hath mustaches! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

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Oh my, there's a psychic among us! I now declare this piece of fiction ambiguous, so reading that comment doesn't spoil a thing what so ever! HA HA HAAA!!! Thanks for the moustaches, one can never have too many.

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