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Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP

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... WELL NOW. Doesn't this look interesting? Okay. Read it in one minute flat, go!

Edit: Get distracted for FIVE minutes, and everypony gets in your face about it. Yeash. Anywho that went about as well as expected, really, for a start. Had to double-check that it wasn't a one-shot. Can't wait to see how Rares one-ups Ajack. (Cause she's best pone, so of COURSE she's gunna win.)

3745223 Well, I'm SORRY. Awesome Games Done Quick '14 is going on, and the runner just hit a VERY nail-biting area. so sue me.

“It was fowl.”
Rarity was drinking a bird.

“It was foul.”
Rarity's drink disgusted her. Probably what you meant.

3745281 ... Okay. On what charge? Defamation? I defamed myself for not doing what I said, so that's no big deal. There was no contract, as I was promised nothing upon completion of my goal. Thus it was free volunteer work, not services rendered that you did not receive.

Q.E.D. You have nothing to sue me over. Come at me, bro!

(If you want us to stop cluttering the comments with this argument, just say so, Vinny. )

Well I'm technically a minor and I've been pissed off my arse more than once....
I have good parents :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Rainbow87dash deleted Jan 6th, 2014

This gun b good. You have nabbed my attention. :rainbowkiss:

Consider my attention grabbed.

So whats Twi and RD doing during this? They sat at the back of the bar watching em?
:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

3753923 Rainbow is probably laughing her ass off and Twilight is trying to come up with the best way to deal with the inevitable hangovers.

3765186 that seems very likely :rainbowlaugh::twilightoops:

Alright, I finally got around to reading it! Nice work! I love the dialogue of the scot, looking forward to another chapter!:heart:

3753923 Two? Hiding. RD? Laughing.

Moving on...

I'll show her, Stallions want a real, and proper mare. Not one of themselves with a vagina!

Best. Line. Ever.

And to think it comes from a made who wants herself with a penis.

I give it a thumbs up for comedic value, but I probably wont follow it.

I'd follow it! This is looking to be a pretty darn funny story! I just have to wonder what Rainbow and Twilight have been doing since they entered the bar. :\

Same as Marnssj. :rainbowkiss:

Ooohhh. THIS is going to be good. I just know it. :rainbowkiss:
Can´t wait to see Rarity going wasted. Or Applejack. Or both. Hopefully both. :rainbowwild:
With Rainbow as voice of reason. :rainbowlaugh:

Rarity awoke after the chug fest ,:raritycry:
Spike was down stairs cleaning up her vomited mess , "What a gentlecolt he is, Always my knight in shining armor!":raritywink:

She was sick for a few weeks and visited her doctor.....:twistnerd: "I have the results of your tests"

"SPIKEY you black hearted knight wait till I get my hooves on you!":raritydespair:

"Wha sup Rarity?":moustache: "I'm pregnant !":raritydespair: "SPIKE!":facehoof:

"What?":moustache::duck: "She asked for it":raritystarry: " Twice"

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