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  • Monday
    ah, the wonders of procrastination

    walking dead season 4 on netflix.

    attending shows with fellow entertainers.

    practicing magic.

    visting my folks.

    super smash bros... final fantasy 6... mario galaxy...

    learning how to make balloon animals.

    what am i missing?

    ...oh, right, writing. i'll get back to that, but after walking dead.

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  • 1w, 6d
    Clearing the Air (So to Speak)

    I don't know if it was my timing or if it's just because my styl of humor really is that tasteless, but my last blog post got people sympathizing with me over a breakup that I never actually had. And I didn't lose my job or become estranged from my family, either. The entirety of the last blog was meant purely as a joke.

    I mean, I know I just got off one hell of a train ride over the past few months, but that's kinda how I deal with that noise: pointing and laughing.

    ...Besides all that, the joke was about how addicting the new Smash Bros is. Can't wait for the Wii U version! If anybody wants my Friend Code, I'd be happy to share it over a PM. I need more people to play with because comeonohmygodthisgameissofuckinggood

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  • 2w, 1d
    How to Fuck Up Your Life in Ten Easy Steps

    [Step 1] Be me.

    [Step 2] Buy Smash Bros on 3DS.

    [Steps 3-9] Keep playing it every day until your girlfriend leaves you and you lose your job and your family no longer wants anything to do with you.

    [Step 10] Make a short, snarky blog about it. Go back to playing Smash Bros.

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  • 4w, 5h
    coming back together

    I want to thank everyone who sent me emails, PMs, and comments supporting me in the wake of my grandfather's death. I can't believe so many people, people I've never even seen in person, would go to these lengths just to let me know that I'm in their prayers.

    Now obviously, I'm not going to keep posting about my Paw Paw's death, but I'm still reeling from it. My battle with depression and financial problems in the previous months before choked my creativity to the point where my output trickled down to nothing. I don't think I've updated anything in months, and the most I've written is maybe a couple of paragraphs.

    But that doesn't mean this account is going dead. This means I'm going to pick up the pieces and try again.

    For starters, I'm thinking of putting more of my stories on Fanfic.net, possibly even Deviantart (though honestly I kinda dread the place). Let me know if you have any advice to give in that area -- I don't wanna jump in and get in over my head. I've had enough of that kind of shit IRL, thank you very much.

    As far as my stories go, you'll be pleased that I just finished jotting down the story outline for not one, but two story arcs in Equestrylvania Adventure: one in which Twilight meets Charlotte's mentor, and another which sees the return of easily one of my most favorite Castlevania villains, as well as a dream team-up. I'm using these two to buy me some more time for EqV II (Since I made the mistake of starting that story without a clear indication of where to go. I'm just as lost as RD is right now!). Hopefully, I'll be able to straighten out what I wanna do with EqV II in time for Christmas (And I already have some awesome ideas I wanna use for it... you know, after I rejected quite a few other ideas I wanted to use). So throughout October and November, at least expect the occasional Adventure update. These two arcs are both two-parters, so it shouldn't take me too much effort.

    I'm planning also to write some essay blogs on how to produce decent fiction. I see my friends on this site doing that kind of thing all the time, and I feel my two cents are worth something. Of course, it's only two cents, but hey.

    Also! Before I forget, even though my precious, precious time has become even more precious, I'm working on yet another MLP crossover. Maybe I'll even produce some cover art for it finally. As for what the crossover IS, let's just say it's really Halloween-appropriate.

    Well, I'm done hammering these keys. Ironically, this is the most writing I've done in a week. Love you guys very much, without you this account wouldn't mean anything, God bless.

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  • 4w, 6d

    I've been distraught over it all day and wondering if I should even mention it here on this site. I keep battling between whether to mention my private life here on Fimfic, but last blog post helped me to realize I have friends here. So I'll bring this open and get this off my chest.

    At 1:48 this morning, my grandfather died. At 1:48 this morning, on my grandmother's birthday, my whole family lost one of our most influential and beautiful members. At 1:48 this morning, some of the best summers of my childhood spent at my grandparents' house listening to his stories about his days in the navy and playing board games and helping him tend animals... all these rang louder than church bells in my mind. All these crashed down on me like a wave. I'm devastated.

    And for once I'm left speechless.

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#1 · 136w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh god, this is one of those fics.

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#3 · 136w, 2d ago · · ·


Indeed it is. My Celestia. What have I done.

#4 · 136w, 2d ago · · ·

"To celebrate the thwarting of an embarrassing elevation of the skin, Twilight decided to throw a Mexican barbecue right then and there. And I mean she actually rounded up a bunch of Mexicans, shoved them into a grill, and threw them off her lawn. Not only had she solved her pimple problem, Twilight Sparkle had also solved America’s immigration problem."

Oh estimado caballero... usted a tocado un tema crudo de la triste realidad de los inmigrantes ilegales... es por eso que debo admitir que me ha causado gracia su relato, ademas se ha ganado un nuevo seguidor.

saludos cordiales señor.

#5 · 136w, 1d ago · · ·

*sigh*, this is badly written and boring, so i'm not even going to bother with the rest.

#6 · 135w, 5d ago · · ·

wat... da..... buck??? :rainbowhuh:

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