Parody of How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Starring Trixie (of course) and whatever cast we could scrape up for twelve bits and a gum wrapper. Enjoy!
Caution: Contains 
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and a few naughty words, carefully censored by Mr. Tweedly, on loan from Stan Freberg.
Slapped together in a rush by Georg in an attempt to get it through the system before Christmas. I was close.
With a delightful reading by Monanniverse
Art is derived from this picture done by the talented Yanoda on Deviantart. I just played with paint briefly. And crayons.
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First comment reserved for Author Notes.
Yes, this was slapped together in a hurry. If you find any... well, when you find typos, please mail them to me.
Yes, my poetry stinks. I blame a horrible lack of Latin in my growing years. Help prevent this affliction in your children. Force them to learn it, even if you have to chain them down. Honest, they'll love you for it. (snerk!)
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I was going to say... you really didn't hold back this season, Georg!
3679377 It's the one time I know Santa isn't watching me.
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Ehh, blame the poetry on low production values. The beet council probably didn't have that many funds to give.
Hey, it's only 11PM here, so you made it in time somewhere.
Now for next year you need to get it voice acted.
Upvoted for the apologies list alone.
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Tried to find some cover art, found this instead:
Delightfully silly read. Especially the ending. Trixie, stop pretending you're not going to enjoy it too.
I saw the title and did an epic fist pump, but no offense, but I was hoping for much more poetry. The interruptions are a little distracting.
Ooh, I've been had! I came expecting silly shenanigans...
Which we got in spades, yay!
... but it was really just a cleverly disguised Twixie ship! Curse you Dinkleburg, er, I mean Georg!
But in all honesty, thanks for another good holiday story. Merry Christmas buddy, and Happy New Year.
Cash value one one-hundredth of absolutely nothing. Void where prohibited. Many will enter, most will enjoy.
Thank you for a delightful trio of holiday stories, Georg.
3679663 Needs to have Uncle Boris Karloff added, though.
3681348 (checks) Oh! Thurle sang the "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" song and Boris did the voice of the narrator and the Grinch. Yeah, I thought Thurle did it all. I'll add him. He's one actor I don't want coming for me out of his grave.
3680768 ...cleverly disguised Twixie ship... by being shown right in the story description. Heh. Gonna have to take a few points off the Reading Comprehension portion of your SAT for that...
3681235 Satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back.
3679965 Aaaahh! Brain bleach!
3679663 I'm sorry
3679555 Oh, I didn't think it was that good. Maybe if I can find some bad voice actors...
3682362 I thought it was reverse psychology: you say it was a Twixie ship in the description but it was a ruse. However, it was reverse-reverse psychology: it was what was stated!
Well played, good sir... well played.
3682362 Don't get me wrong, it needs a little spellchecking and a few lines tweaked, but it has decent potential. Dibs on the narrator!
> Which have been brought to your dinner table by the Ponyville Beet Council. Remember on this Hearth’s Warming season, there’s nothing like a big steaming beet at the table to bring families together.
Vanhoofer's peas may be packed with tasty, juicy pea-ness, but don't forget that it's Ponyville's beets, year after year, which win the Great Annual Beet-Off.
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… I'll just show myself out.
3684001 Well, it's better than Dicken's Farms Cider. (I'm not linking the Bob and Tom show where I heard it. You'll have to look it up on Youtube yourself. And I'll nuke any comments with a link. Tiny tots, you know.)
Sunbutt and Moonrump productions?
...best studio ever.
(Seriously though, thank you for the 3 wonderful stories for my favorite time of year! 
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Merry Christmas.
I c... I can't breathe!
This is too perfect!
For another Grinch-styled story, check out Azure129 and his story How The Grinchalis Stole Hearth's Warming.
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Thank you both for writing this delightful tale and doing the reading. It was wonderful and hilarious. I love the this is so blatantly a story, and Trixie talks to the narrator far more then the Grinch ever did.
I love your Trixie.
And Monanniverse, your reading is wonderful. Could not have done this story better.
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Oh, the flashbacks! Being forced to recite my vocab in the car. You’re a cruel person Georg.
Okay, when I first started reading I was a mix of confused and hopeful,
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then as it went on and got progressively sillier I became more a mix of
I think in the end it was
Have a very Happy Hearth's Warming Georg,