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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Spike follows Twilight around for everything: work, meals, the like. He even shares her eating habits(mostly), and now he discovers her latest kick:

The peach. With its savory insides and fuzzy exterior, the peach is just the thing Spike needs to get him through the day. He decides to sneak a taste. One won't hurt, right?

Twilight is not happy with her Peach Security punctured!

It appears the peaches have been...Spiked!

When will the Peachy onslaught end?
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May Celestia have mercy on my Peachy soul! This is my 3rd peach story today!

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Comments ( 15 )

Poor Twilight, cruelly rendered bereft of that ambrosial nectar! Her only crime was that she loved them too much. And yet, is it truly a crime? Is it really so wrong for a pony to love a peach? Nay, the greater crime here is Celestia's: the crime of separating a mare from her beloved! :raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

I gotta ask, what's with the huge amount of peach based stories today?

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This Right Here will direct you to Obs's blog about writing about Twilight Sparkle and peaches.

I just got hit by the creative bug more than others, i guess, my fourth peach story today! is almost done, It'll be submitted within the hour!

This next one gets really dark, folks, also vore
You have been warned.

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I was challenged by the Peach Gods, to write a fictional work about one Twilight Sparkle eating peaches. I delivered. Not one, not two, but three times! It's only fair I let my creativity run its course and die out before i go back to not doing anything every day again.:pinkiecrazy:

My next one's a mature darkfic said it once already but vore think of the roles reversed.

hahahaha :rainbowlaugh:

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I have released three so far, there is a fourth fic, deep in the confines of the Mod's inbox, a mature fic actually. Keep an eye out for A Quick Twilight Snack!

Soon in fimfic browsers near you!

Yes... that ending. Peaches for only the most royal of ponies! And Spike, because he's awesome.:trollestia::moustache:

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What if. I told you.
I've got one more peachy fic in my brain! It needs to be expelled from me and into the logs of fimfic! Look for it tomorrow!:rainbowkiss:

3647743 I'm really the last person to be saying this, considering I've done two and am planning on writing at least five more, but maybe you should slow down.

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I have a hard time writing at times when inspiration isn't striking. I'm impulsive and do things sporadically. Therefore, I must write! And Write I shall!

But yeah i get it, I'm flooding the group. Sorry for creativity bursts yo.

3649503 Flooding the group with random absurd ideas is inherent in groups devoted to silly memes. Peach on. I'm just concerned with the psychological toll so much peachery might have.

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My sanity left me when I signed my name for the Peachocalypse.
Actually, I think Kaidan owns the honor of having removed my sanity, but this is a close second!:pinkiecrazy:

Twilight...Come to the Peach Side...We have peaches..:trollestia:

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I honestly dont know how I missed this comment :twilightsheepish:

I think that's the coolest way to say Celestia's a bitch.:rainbowdetermined2:

The image of Princess Luna laughing over all the wacky stories in Ponyville really tickles me.

And the knowledge that Twilight would be in grumpy opposition to her makes it even funnier.

But in the end, it's of little consequence in comparison to Spike and Luna enjoying their royal peaches together!

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