-Note: Don't really take this chapter seriously. It's Pinkie Pie, for God's sake. Enjoy.-

Pinkie Pie sat alone in the Sugarcube Corner. Her eyes showed sadness, and her mane was deflated, hanging on the side of her face. She pushed around a cupcake covered in pink frosting. She knew she wanted to eat it... but her body didn't feel like it. The Princess was dead, and the bastards responsible were out there, killing innocent ponies and the humans who came to help them. She heard something rustling outside, and a gruff, brutish voice calling out.

"There is one in there! Kill it!" it shouted, as the front door crashed onto the ground, two brutes and four grunts charging inside, weapons at the ready. Pinkie's eye twitched, and her face slowly changed into a manic grin. She picked up a large butcher knife and turned towards the Covenant troops.

"You want some cupcakes?!" she said, throwing the knife at one of the brute's, hitting it square in between the eyes. "Oh, that's too bad, but I have something much better." she said as she picked up another knife, plunging it into the other brutes neck, who was still staring at the corpse of his comrade. Pinkie hefted up one of their spikers, staring down the four grunts. They stood frozen in fear, eyes open wide in surprise. The pink pony aimed at them, sending a spike into each their faces. Pinkie walked past them, but noticed something purple with pink spikes sticking out of it.

"Oooo! Pretty!" she said, hefting up the needler. She threw the spiker aside and walked out the doorway. A large smile appeared on her face when she noticed a group of Covenant charging towards her position. She lifted up her needler, aiming at the Covenant and opened fire. The pink needles homed in on a brute captain, who screamed out in rage and surprise before the needles exploded in a ball of pink flame. Pinkies crazy grin grew wider as she stared at the Covenant, who were staring at her in surprise.

"Who's next?" she asked, aiming at a grunt ultra and open fire, causing it to explode in two as the pink needles combined.

"Kill it!" a brute screamed at the rest of the group. The Covenant opened fire on the pink pony, who somehow managed to dodge every single shot. She opened fire on the brute, the resulting explosion ripping it in half. The needler clicked as she ran out of ammo. She frowned a little, but noticed a nearby brute shot, causing her smile to reappear as she tossed the now useless needler aside and picked it up, loading a new belt of grenades into it. She fired one grenade into a group of grunts, causing them to shriek out in pain as they all went flying into the air. An enraged brute charged at her, roaring in rage. Pinkie turned to it, running the blade attached to the brute shot into the brutes neck, cleanly cutting the brutes head off. It rolled next to Pinkie, who smiled down at it and bucked it into a nearby grunt. Several blue bolts of plasma flew over Pinkies head. She looked for the source of the plasma, seeing a ghost hovering down the street. She hefted up the brute shot, firing the three remaining grenades at it. The grunt piloting it yelped out in surprise, before the three grenades made contact with ghost, causing it to erupt into a large ball of flames.

She threw the brute shot aside, picking up a nearby carbine. A large squad of grunts hobbled onto the street, where Pinkie was waiting for them. "Hi guys!" Pinkie said to them, catching their attention. She aimed her carbine at them. "Who's hungry?!" She aimed at the nearest grunt and fired, hitting it in the head. It did a little flip from the force of the shot and fell the ground, dead. The other grunts aimed their weapons at the pink pony and opened fire. She jumped into the air, dodging all the plasma bolts that came after her. She aimed her carbine and fired three shots, all of them hitting home and killing three grunts. She landed on the ground and noticed a nearby fuel rod cannon. She tossed the carbine aside and hefted the fuel rod cannon over her shoulder and fired two shots at the group of Covenant, killing them all into large explosions of yellowish green flame. A large explosion of blue plasma came from behind her, as she looked behind her as saw a wraith coming straight for her. She fired three shots at it, all of them hitting the main body of the wraith directly. It shuddered under the impacts and exploded in a large ball of blue flame. She dropped the fuel rod cannon and smiled, looking over the large piles of corpses before her. She heard gunfire coming from down the street. Her smile grew twice as size as she hefted up two nearby needlers.

"Fresh meat!" she said, galloping down the street towards the source of the gunfire.

Sergeant Backdraft looked up to see a nearby human tank get blown to bits by two Covenant revenants. He cursed to himself and pulled his SMG up to his shoulder, firing off a long burst in the direction of the Covenant, killing two grunts and injuring another. He heard a loud roar come from his right. He turned to see what the source of it was a saw a brute chieftain charging at his position, gravity hammer in the air. He grit his teeth as several tears rolled down his cheek, preparing for his painful death. Time seemed to slow down as he thought of all the things he never was able to do, and all the things he had done in his life. He looked down at the ground, tears falling down on the ground below. As the chieftain approached, it was hit by multiple pink needles. It shouted out in surprise before the needles combined and exploded. Backdraft looked up at the mutilated corpse of the brute, which fell down to the ground. A pink pony walked up to the corpse, a manic grin on her face. He instantly recognized her.

"Pinkie Pie?" he asked. She turned quickly towards the source of the voice, both needlers at the ready. Backdraft threw both of his hooves in the air and shot her his best disarming smile. "Pinkie, calm down, it's just me..."

"Oh! Hiya Drafty!" she said, putting both needlers down. She walked up to him and gave him a big hug. Backdraft quickly returned it, fresh tears running down his cheeks.

"When I saw the Covenant heading towards your shop... I thought I lost you..." Backdraft whispered.

"I thought I lost you too!" Pinkie said, tightening her grip. Backdraft squeaked slightly at the strength of the hug, but didn't say a word. He was just happy he still had somepony.

-Authors note- There will be another part to this, unless you want them to appear in the main series. Btw, as for Pinkie seemingly doing the impossible, just remember, it's Pinkie Pie.