The Twelve Nights of Hearth's Warming

by Jade Ring

The Eleventh Night

Purple lizard,

I hate you.

I hate you more than I've ever hated anypony.

I came to this decision after the eleven members of Equestria's Royal Piping League began to play, their melodies joining the chorus of swans and geese in my house along with the yowling cat trying to catch something in my mane.

I hate you SO MUCH.

I never want to see you again.

I will be campaigning to Princess Celestia to have you banished to the moon.

I will pledge my entire life to Twilight in exchange for her dropping you into the nearest volcano.

After I send this letter off, I will be going to Sweetie Belle and asking what it will take to send Azatoth after you.

But don't worry; you're still getting a Hearth's Warming gift from me. Do you recall the fire ruby? The one you gave me on your birthday? The one you were so torn up about having to give up?

Oh, you're getting it back.

FAR up your ass.

Buck yourself,

Rarity