The physical realms are so weird. So, I come here and I have to have a "body", which needs me to put things like oxygen and water inside of it from time to time, only for it to release the same air and water afterwards! This is so crazy. It also seems that trying to "say" my name by "talking" is impossible, so I have decided to call myself Guffaw to save time.
At least this "Discord" guy has been really helpful. He told me about the world I'm in and he even said that I could play the "best game ever". I wonder if I will have to create a new universe by breeding frogs like in that dimension that was soooo fun to watch? What, I have to go to a giant floating island and fight all the other players until I'm the last one alive? That sounds like...
FUN!
[Takes place in the Chess Game of the Gods universe, 20000 years before the current events.]
Oh Weeeman, you pull of crazy so well. I can't wait for more.
You know, normally I am not a fan of draconequus OCs, but I think I love Guffaw. Just the mental image of this creature with one human female leg in high heels with fishnet stockings and one mechanical leg painted neon green with pink spots is mind-breakingly hilarious, and lines like "Was I going to go to an unknown, potentially dangerous dimension? Well, of course!"... yeah. You've done a good job creating a character who seems like she could be a member of Discord's species while at the same time being different enough from him to be memorable.
Oldschool Discord laughs at eating children? Yeesh.
Draconequus delirium dreams are AMAZING. I give you a hamburger.
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