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WARNING: TROLLZ AHEAD. The magical friendships of Equestria may be the only thing that could bind the old line-up of Guns yet again, with Axl Rose's bitter feud against Guitar God Slash preventing an old line-up reunion. Will Axl Rose lose a few pounds, grow some hair and lose his stereotypical notions and hate against the world in general? Let's find out! Rated teen for language.

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Not enough Metallica.

3551282 'metallica sux' - axl rose

Too little Kurt Cobain

3577186 I did resurrect him, and thanks so much for the fav!! You rock Regidar

3577196 no problem man

He picked up the guts and slung them over his back, effectively creating a Jack Black Back Pack.

lost it
point of note— kurt cobain was cremated. there is no "grave" for him to come back from, nor is there a body for him to raise up with.

3579034 oh. Well, shit. Bob Dylan's brain matter... reanimated kurt from his ashes since it was full of black magic?

:rainbowlaugh: this was beyond ridiculous but still was funny but seriously fuck new GNR

3903114 Don't be like that! New gnr is okay MUSICALLY imo... just that they're always being compared to a legendary band (and the fact that axl still comes to shows 2 hours late yet still charges a bomb for tickets) is the reason why they're being cast into a negative light. And butthurt fans of the old band always like citing and emphasizing the rare handful of axl's modern concerts that suck to showcase his 'downfall' when in reality, he doesn't have TB or throat cancer, nor has his voice worn out after years of screaming like a 2 year old as many would like to believe. He's still the same old axl; go to any of his concerts nowadays (assuming that you don't have the preconceived notion that he's gonna suck major balls just cuz slash isn't there) and you can hear that his high notes and tone are still there. He's human too: he gets sick from time to time but still goes for his shows despite that. This fic is a work of comedy so don't call me a hypocrite for expressing the above opinion.

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