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KiltedKey


Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

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you actually did it!
instant like.

PFFTTTTTTTHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You did it! You actually did it!

~Skeeter The Lurker

:derpytongue2::moustache::trollestia:
:pinkiehappy: pinkie is random

God Dammit that was quick.

My reactions as follow: 3534629 3534572 3534569 3534566

You actually did it? Wooooooooooweeeeerrr

Resistance was futile

You forgot your tags, mate.

3534723 it doesn't fit into any of the big tags! None!

3534755

I could see arguments for Romance, Comedy, and/or Random.

This was good! Awesome! A few grammatical errors and typos here and there but hard to notice. I know you arent a clop fic writer but good god you should do these more often!

Oh dear god, it begins.

3534811 I could always write a sequel...

3534796 Oh? Where did I buck up? And I do have my other two clop stories...

god damnit i knew somebody was gonna do this i just knew it man at least it was you

3534842 you put "peaks" rather than "peek" or "peeks" :)

3534883 Mkay. Any others? Doesn't look like anything else to me. Seems people like it!

We'll see if it hits the featured page. I don't think it will. Too much weight from other things. If I have the time in the next two days I might write a part two.

This reminded me of the bonus party scene in Romance Reports what with the condiments. Granted that had a sub plot going on missing in this one but hey who is going to argue when you got Pinkie Dash going? I guess that just makes this more focused lol?

3534912 I could not stand that story. Present tense makes me cringe.

3534911this will get featured if i have to haul it there myself. I remember another but i cant remember. Mustve been small then,
Anyways dont burden yourself with part two if ya dont wanna. Seeing as you arent a clopfic writer.

3534926 I do enjoy writing it though. It's mentally and physically arousing to know that other people are masturbating to this.

3534944 Then by all means go for it. Just make sure E.E.E. isnt put aside or someone will get shot. :)

3534842 A sequel chapter could be nice, yes. A afterparty of sorts, perhaps.

3534962 I have to tune up that, then finish c c c c and my applejack/dash story, then go back to a a a.

What's happened to e e e is awesome. I love the final edition of the story.

3534977Im glad to hear you are still working on the other stories as well, wasnt aware of that!

Knew it. Knew this would happen.

3535022 Peer pressure. Entirely peer pressure. It's their fault.

3535011 Why in the hay would I quit any of my stories?

I know I haven't updated A.A.A in two months, but she's not dead in the least and I have so many ideas for her. I need to punch up E.E.E, finish some little things, and into the fire I go once again.

Gosh. I could never do what other authors do and drop stories.

Oh dear God, already? I know the episode's been out for a staggering 30-something hours but DAMN that was fast.

3535411 I wrote this all in one large sitting. I had to. The voices in my head were not shutting up and they needed to stop. Now they have.

SHL

Kilted, once again, you impressed me. I liked this A LOT! :rainbowwild:
Do you need more dirty ideas? :rainbowkiss:

Actually did what?:rainbowhuh:

3535411 But did you like it is the key?3535022 And did you like it?
3534811 And you?

You're literally becoming Clopking. What happened? You suddenly shift genre's of writing.

"I'm so excited that you came!"

Just the beginning, and Dash already came...

Rainbow's magenta eyes looked up at Pinkie with the most devious sparkle Pinkie had ever seen.

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I have no shame...

The best description Pinkie could think of was a battleship gun firing of vagina vodka.

Thanks for the mental image... :rainbowlaugh:

3537202 To protect and serve! :pinkiehappy:

And to think there was a small reddit post about this. Funny.

I really do think I've done my clop fix. I do have to do a Rare/Dash in the coming months for Ardensfax, but not for the moment.

Unless Season Four does such an open joke that needs to be clopped too.

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I'll be honest. I didn't read the story before posting that comment (I only now read it) because I just knew something like that was going to happen. I watched the episode and my firs reaction to that was "Yep, this is going on my list of possible pony erotica people could write." And here it is.

But I've read it now and I do like it. One of my main thoughts while reading this was "In a horrifying alternate universe, this could have turned into yet another version of Cupcakes," but it didn't and, well, I liked OK. If I were to give a rating out of five stars, I would give this 3. Why? I have no idea whatsoever. This just felt like a 3 to me, which means "OK" in iTunes standards.

Let's see if EquestriaafterDark likes it. I'm shocked I've got so many people from reddit who are interested. Funny even. That blew my mind. They are giving this sucker a lot of views I am truly grateful for, thank you.

Check out my other stories too?

Literally, the second I heard that line I said, "God damn Pinkie, you're practically writing this fan-fiction."

I knew this was coming, and I'm not disappointed. Good job.

3538995 When season four does something that begs the Mane Six to orgasm, I will be there.

I didn't like clop once...

It was hard to have a party alone without a lot of toys involved.

And we know what kinds of parties those are.

or a more private Pinkie Playtime with herself.

Private Pinkie Playtime is now my new favorite phrase.

Rainbow really did taste like Skittles!

No, Skittles taste like Rainbow.

3539099 I am known for my alterations. My other works show that too.

3539140 I've got them on my 'Read Later' list, so additional alliterative adventures await!

3539168 And in several months the adventures of Princess Puffy Purple Pucker shall begin!

3539219 Anticipation ahoy!

3539230 She does have a squishy butthole. From all the Oreos. Late night studying.

3539309 From studying and Oreos? See, studying is bad for you. So don't do studying, m'kay; because studying is bad. :ajsmug:

3539360 it only makes your anus good for pegging. Bad, Twilight. Bad.

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