- Member Since 2nd Jan, 2013
- offline last seen Nov 16th, 2022
Kaidan
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Kaidan
Joined 2nd Jan, 2013 ·
Offline
Featured In15
Clopfics11,535 stories ·15,806 members
Human in Equestria16,966 stories ·16,805 members
Rule 631,248 stories ·3,993 members
The Writers' Group56,344 stories ·9,285 members
Transformations5,215 stories ·5,792 members
- Unique Transformation520 stories ·1,108 members
Hypnosis and Mind Control1,608 stories ·3,853 members
My Little Fetish16,574 stories ·8,565 members
Stats
Page generated in 0.269 seconds
Total duration
965 users online
150,530 hits today, 2,314,256 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Leave it to Twisted...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Skeeter, you and I gave this a favorite at the same time. Well done!
~SolidFire
I've seen lots of hot shit recently, but this one takes the cake.
This was incredibly fun to watch being written.
My body can take it!!!
3520886
3520951
< --Look at this adorable, innocent face. No one knows what goes on in this head of mine.
3521003
Looks mean nothing. Actions do.
You created 5/4. So to put anything past you would be folly.
...Nice job prompting this.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3520889
Nice new avatar, by the way.
3520921
Are you calling this a hot shit cake?
3520951
Nopony turns humans into ponies and robs them of their humanity like Twist.
3520968
It was just as fun to write.
3520989
Bring a snorkel and goggles.
3521003
Are there thoughts of sugarplums and candy canes in that innocent head, or desires far more sinister?
3521059
I had an idea for an HiE when I wrote Shattered Prism (which is I story I winded up hating.) I was inspired to finally write my HiE when I discovered 5/4, and read it all over a few days. That and When a Pony Calls then went on to be sources of ideas and inspiration to pull my HiE idea off.
So in a way, he can take credit, along with Seven Fates, for my HiE.
3521059
I am guilty of many TF clopfic ideas, but alas, Dash of Humanity is not one of them. It is a fantastic fic though!
3521035
Occasionally there are sugar plums raping fairies with candy canes... if that's what you mean.
Erm um what?
3521090
I was thinking the sugar plums are using candy canes as strap ons to rape a fairy.
(And the award for most out of place comment goes to...)
my brain had a years worth of "the fuck" and "yes!" moments. it was just plain amazing from beginning to end
3521166 If a world renowned Psychiatrist attempted to decipher and explain what goes on inside your head, he would spontaneously combust
after getting a massive boner
3520989 mlfw.info/f/1172/
I didn't think you would actually write that....
Was labeled as a force feeding fic elsewhere, but you neglected to mention TF and TS's involvement...now I'm fairly certain I do not actually want. Especially considering the parts that would excite me are probably secondary and completely overwritten by TS's preferences.
Sigh...
3521379
The main part of the story is repeated forced drinking of mare cum caused by a mare capturing and raping a human over and over again. The TF is just the side effect and isn't the main part of the story. Nearly all of the cloppiness deals with the former.
Wow! You had me hoping and praying that it would end all happy and Lyra would see the error of her ways and...
Then he lost his manhood.... Oh but its OK she was kind of a cold hard bitch about it but.. but...
He cant live without her cum... 
Wait this could be good now theyll live together happily FOREVER!! 
SHE SOLD HIM!!!!! 
Then I realized Psychopath Lyra is Best Lyra
Bwuuh...that ending. Congrats on becoming evil, Lyra...
This is all sorts of odd kink. But it was alright. I was totally correct, though.
3521445 Yeah I ended up reading it anyways. It was alright.
Dafuck is wrong with you
O-ok that was pretty weird. But in all honesty kinda arousing at the same time wrong with a hint of rape.
Famous last words.
Enter, Kaidan.
A good woman/mare will do seventy chores: Cooking and sixty-nining.
"Name's" in this case should have an apostrophe s. Also, now that the introductions are over, let us continue.
well, she has been drinking. Maybe that is where it all *puts on sunglasses* came from.
That does not seem like too bad of a deal.
Uh-oh, he is turning into Pinkie Pie!
Oh well, at least he will be able to break the fourth wall and get out of there... That is, if he still wants to.
The "just" and "was" should be switched.
There should be a comma between the second "Lyra" and "I."
You my want to move that "off" to just after "kick."
He has not peed in a week? He must have to *puts on sunglasses* piss like a racehorse.
At least part of him is still a man.
Uh-oh.
PGAD, that was awesome.
Between you and TittySparkles, I have been desensitized to just about everything, so, thank you both for that. You deserve a Rarity ahegao 
and take a Fluttershy as a bonus.
Wow. Just wow. Lyra how could you!
Still a good story and worth the read. Nice job Kaidan. That ending! Wow.
What in the actual, virtual, and metaphysical fuck did I just read?
3521562
Dafuck is wrong with you! 
who doesn't want to be force fed Lyra's minty cum until they're turned into a beautiful mare who loves cock?
Dafuck is wrong with me?!
3521793
The best story ever? Too bad I can't mail it to Bronius, I've always wanted to see if my clop was good enough to give a man a boner bad enough he had to 'fix' it with eighty other men watching.
3521223
Thank you, I'm sure that it'll give you "Yes!" and "the Fuck!" moments for months to come.
3521318
Sounds about right, though if Fluttershy tried it, she'd love it.
3521356
I didn't think you didn't think I'd write it. Now who looks silly.
3521379
TF? I get TS = TwistedSpectrum, but his involvement was the idea of delicious pony cum turning a human into a pony.
3521416
The cycle continues. She won't have to order me to drink twice.
3521474
Yeah, Rose needs to be careful what he wishes for. Lyra loved her so much, and all she cared about was a good dicking... perhaps she'll realize that Lyra loved her enough to let her go. Someday...
3521581
The best clop contains a lovingly crafted mix of sexiness, with a hint of ravishment, and a heavy dose of mind-altering substances.
3521778
How couldn't Lyra? Imagine having an insatiable desire to have sex, and cumming gallons! Nopony understood her, nopony loved her!
3521645
Can I officially hire you now? You're like the voice of "typo-catching" that my brain lacks.
I enjoyed this... although, if she tied me up, I would lick at her, coax her clit out, and tear it out with my teeth.
3521928 If you would like to, I would happily oblige.
I approve of this.
Cost 300 bits to get a human to Equstria.
Get 100 bits selling human into slavery.
Net: -200 bits.
And Lyra is doing this for money?
3522022 Pretty sure the 100 was on top of whatever she'd sold him for, as long as they got to work out their pent up lust while making a purchase.
3522102
Could be, but again the 100 bits is the only money mentioned.
3522120
This may be a bit mathmatical but... she paid Trixie 300 at the start to summon a human, and made triple for selling him. That means she made 900, minus the 100 for the "happy ending", and the price of a virgin sex slave with no citizenship or friends/family to miss them is 800 bits.
3522120
From the story: “Hell, we’ll pay you an extra hundred bits per pony if you make that a standing offer."
The 100 bits was a tip given on top of the sack of gold they gave her for Rose.
3522146>>3522140
Ahh okay, Lyra is an artist, but even that should not make her engage in such a bad buissenes.
But for 800 Bits or more at the cost of 300 plus income for lost concerts maybe 200 bits still leaves 300 bits or more in profit.
Thanks for clearing it up... says a lot that with all the ethical red lamps blinking in this story it's the money that makes me pause and question the story's logic.
troll.me/images/idiot-gaston/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg
3521928
hmm yes, Rose was a bit of a twit. Not saying that he didnt get what he wanted in the end, but WHAT did Lyra expect. When training your pet you need to give it more than just food. You need to make it require everything from you, food, affection, desire to please, everything. I hope when she trains me she has the common decency to see to my sexual needs instead of only her own. That was her problem, well if shes gonna make a career out of this then maybe not but still..
Hmm I kinda want to see what happens. What happens after Rose gets used up? Would female human become a stallion or is Lyra's cum magic all girl? When do the authorities start noticing all the undocumented ponies? Did Rose get her cutiemark? If so please dont tell me its something like a ball gag.
God WHY am I so Into this?
Thus the birth of a villain was born.
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK DID I JUST READ!!!!
3521928 ya here is my optshens 1. back away from the dragend lunatic with a slave fedish. or 2 done my Ultramarine armor and grab my chainsword and bolter gun
Soon: mafia from Canterlot starts to think where Lyra gets all those prostitutes from. The Godfather offers her a deal she can't refuse: 50% of money or a pair of concrete shoes and one-way trip to the river bottom...
3523109
Two weeks later, the mafia boss realizes that isn't non-dairy creamer that somepony was putting in his coffee... robbed of his stallionhood, he must explain to the brotherhood why the Don is now the Donette.
3522570
Oh, well if we're in the 40k universe then clearly all the ponies are mutants, and I'll fully support the exterminatus.
3522547
The best clop you'll ever read. Sorry, but nothing will ever compare to it again.
3522349
True, perhaps she figures out one of the pets needs more than her cum and trains them properly. Perhaps even degrading into a BDSM scenario... I already want to write an alt. ending, but suddenly I'm giddy thinking of the possibilities.
Rose getting used up? Eventually the brothel will start to buy Lyra's juice as an aphrodisiac. It won't morph ponies, but it'll give them one hell of a hard-on.
Female human I considered stallion, but it'll likely work better as all-girl... unless Lyra wanted to have a permenant stallion pet.
Pfft, when Rose escapes and the authorities are like "Who the hell are you?~"
I was thinking a milk bottle for her cutie mark at first, since she loves nursing and suckling... but I didn't get it much thought. Probably not a ball gag though. More like a smiley face, smiling, with a bit.
Because it's hot.
3521003 Cute, yes. Innocent, yes. And it makes me want to huggle you.
3521035
Yes, this hot shit is quite the cake.
Wait what?
this is by far the most FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER READ
Kaidan you have a sick sick mind, and don't you dare change. That's why we love ya
I'll give a like, but Im not really a fan of human trafficking or in this case, pony trafficking. Sorry, interesting to say the least.
Ho-ly shit