C'mon guys you're not even trying! At the very least put stuff in paragraphs and spell check it!

It doesn't end well!?

I'll show you something that doesn't end well!

*throws a shuriken at author's head*

>>303385303385 You clearly don't understand my genius.

What's depressing is that we still don't have a way to deal with this sort of thing, so it gets shelved right there with stories like My Little Dashie.

It's like walking into a library to find the bibles next to the encyclopedias.

I felt I was reading the literal version of dubsteps.  

>>303424303424

It's like walking in to a library to find a nest of spiders covered in anthrax spraying acid at your face next to the encyclopedias

What did I just read!?

>>303453303453

Personally, I think my simile is more vile, but acid-spewing anthrachnids are pretty fucking horrifying.

How do you kill someone with a toothbrush, the chainsaw was sure to win.  If Melvin was there he'd hug every one, and murder them.  I think I'll call the fanfiction police on you.

Eh, I almost chuckled a few times.

A touching story of life, death, and Gary Oak.

Truly a must read. 3 out of 47 - Gabe Newell

If the point of this story is to make me laugh the bravo.

>>320229320229

That is exactly the point. We write them to be hilarious.

hay do mind if do a reading of this on youtube im not asking tho im telling you and you cant stop me

>>576856576856 That would be radical, like trains.

Also send me a link when you're done.

ok i think i did it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDuCEg8M2s

this is also my 1st vid using Sony  Vegas Pro i staded up all night working on this

probably not a good idea.

this stuff is freakin hillourious!, geinus i say geinus!