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  • 15w, 10h
    HMSS Epilogue: It's Finally done! ....Now what?

    The Epilogue of Her Majesty's Secret Service is now up for consumption, and with that, I finally officially declare this fic "complete" after two years.  God I'm slow sometimes.  I hope everyone who's still around enjoys it.

    So now that that's done...what's next?

    Well, I have a few projects ahead of me I'm looking to write.  In no particular order:

    1: Get back to work on "Growth Spurts." This one's pretty obvious and is probably first in line.  

    2: Sequel to "Purely Scientific Interest." Will probably be longer than the original but shorter than HMSS.

    3: Other unrelated Sparity-shipping ideas. I seriously have like three of them floating around in my head wanting to get out.

    4: A fic specifically dedicated to exploring the workings and mechanics of a culture/society with a well-defined mating season, and everything that entails. Well, it entails sex, obviously, but the idea would be to explore more than just that: how does it change their day to day lives, how do different ponies approach it, how involved is the governing body, how thorough is the school system in educating young ponies about it, etc etc etc.  I actually started this fic already as a collaboration with Ariamaki months and months ago, but it fell to the back burner as we both ended up focusing more heavily on individual projects.  I'm hoping to resurrect it though, with a little reworking for updated canon.

    5: This one's a big maybe, but there was a fair bit of interest in seeing a bonus chapter to HMSS featuring Luna after her return from the moon, in which she too is in need of some attention in the same vein as her sister, and calls upon.....somepony, to help her.  Dunno who exactly, there are a variety of candidates, but there's a fair chance this one might happen someday.

    Anyway, that's all for now.  Thanks for reading, everyone!

    --CG

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  • 15w, 22h
    HMSS Chapter 10

    The tenth and final regular chapter of HMSS is now live.

    All that remains is the epilogue, which is going through final editing right now.  I'll probably post that later today or early tomorrow.

    Thanks to everyone who read it and enjoyed it and made it popular.  Sorry it took me so long to finish.

    2 comments · 110 views
  • 18w, 4d
    HMSS Chapter 9

    Chapter Nine of Her Majesty's Secret Service is now live.  Just in time for Father's Day.  Anyone else notice there's always a bunch of new porn featuring Twilight Velvet on Mother's Day?  Let's start a wave of porn featuring Night Light for Father's Day, huh? I've done my part!

    In the home stretch now, y'all.  Just one short final chapter and an epilogue to go and this two-year-long slow roll will be finished.

    Enjoy!

    --CG

    (PS: It's a Bond Girl name. Look it up!)

    6 comments · 140 views
  • 25w, 5d
    HMSS Chapter 8

    Hey look, I'm alive!

    Chapter Eight of my 'How Twilight's parents hooked up and how Celestia helped' story, "Her Majesty's Secret Service," is finally, finally complete, after nearly seven months hiatus. Hit up my stories page to check it out.

    As you can probably tell, this one was a huge struggle for me.  Real life distractions aside, I had more honest difficulty with this chapter than just about anything else I've written.  Conflict is really hard for me to write well, especially when I don't-really-want-to-but-I-kind-of-have-to, and I went through long periods where I didn't so much as touch this chapter; the first couple thousand words were written probably before I even started my Cloptober project, "Growth Spurts" (which is also still alive I swear).  I finally managed to hit a breakthrough though, and the remainder of the chapter finally spilled out of me, leaving me free to move on the the parts I REALLY want to write (I'm already several thousand words into the next and final chapter, not counting the epilogue).  With a little luck, I should finally be able to finish this story in the next week or two.  *crosses fingers*  

    In any case, if anyone's still reading this fic after such a hideously long hiatus, thanks for sticking around, we're almost done.

    In other news, you guys may remember my friend and collaboration buddy DragonShadow, who I worked with in writing the round-table sextalk fic "Feels Like the First Time."  If you liked that story and want more of it, DS has recently started a solo-venture sequel, titled "In the Heat of the Night." You can find that on his stories page right over here.

    That's all for now. Back to writing.

    --CG

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  • 33w, 3d
    While you Wait: Another fic recommendation

    Sorry for the radio silence lately, been hopelessly addicted to Marvel Heroes over the last few months. I'm starting to get back in a writing groove, though it's currently spread across three projects (two of which are Growth Spurts and HMSS) and it's a tossup which will be finished/updated first at this point. I swear I'm still alive though.

    In the meantime, Isseus, my comrade in smut, has a new fic out that I'd generally recommend. I served as pre-reader and editor for it so I got to watch the story develop live and it was a very enjoyable experience.  It's called "No Good Deed" and you can find it here.  If you have a kink for spanking (and/or completely independent of that, an interest in ScootaDash shipping), this fic is for you.

    --CG

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#1 · 48w, 3d ago · 12 · 1 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

IT.

BEGINS!

(This post reserved by the Ariamaki Council for Ariamakiness.)

#2 · 48w, 3d ago · 17 · 3 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

AWWWW SHIT NIGGA!! :moustache:

#3 · 48w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Oh god. :rainbowlaugh:

I guess I should learn to expect the unexpected. Because I didn't expect this at all.

#4 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

It's here!

#5 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

The first chapter ends on a cliffhanger?!

CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :flutterrage:

#6 · 48w, 3d ago · 16 · 1 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Oh, shit, son. Carcino has a new clopfic. Where could Discord be taking this? Futa? Genderswap? Age spells?

Pretty much everything I could want in a clopfic. Except I would REALLY like some SpikeBloom, please?

#7 · 48w, 3d ago · 3 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Just be a lesbian, AB, you'll get used to it, trust me.

Edit: I should probably read the fic before making humor of it :rainbowlaugh:

#8 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3506932

Jake the Army Guy pays attention to me what

what is this sorcery

#9 · 48w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3506971

Tis the ancient and arcane science of Smart Writing, Fleshed-out Characters, and Hawt Clop.:ajsmug:

Also, Discord in the mix brings up so many possibilities. I really can't wait to see where you take this.

#10 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Alright!  It's here!:pinkiehappy:

#11 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507015

I appreciate the attention of such a prolific identity in the community.

I'm certain you'll enjoy this one.

#12 · 48w, 3d ago · 7 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507039 ahemsuckupahem

#13 · 48w, 3d ago · 10 · 4 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

:flutterrage:

STEP AWAY FROM THE FILLY! YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE FILLY!

#14 · 48w, 3d ago · 6 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3506954

Garg straight ponies glargh... :twilightangry2:

*foams at mouth*

#15 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

I... I am intrigued and terrified by what could be contained within this story in equal measure.

Oh well, I'll add it to favourites and try and work up the courage in a few hours or so... :twilightoops:

#16 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Mmmkay, so, based on the cover-art, Discord's gonna make Apple Bloom into quite a stud like this was some kind of anime.

Overall, I'm quite interested. Your writing style is excellent and engaging (aside from the Lavender Unicorn Syndrome), and you've earned my trust as a writer in the past.

So yeah, although the apparent lack of lesbians is saddening (can't go wrong with ScootaBelle, just sayin' :ajsmug:), I'm gonna sit back and enjoy this ride.

#17 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

I don't normally read clop/implied clop, but when I do, it actually has a story to go with it...

I still skip the actual clop scenes, though, cause I'ma weirdo prude like dat.

#18 · 48w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3506882  Yes that statement fits your Avatar perfectly!

#19 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

loving this so far, keep up the good work

#20 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

*chokes in a way that sounds suspiciously like an aborted giggle*

Is this for real? Is that cover picture for real? Only one way to find out...

Although I'll wait until it gets more than a chapter I suppose, all the more fun! (And to be honest, it's easier to read finished stories.)

#21 · 48w, 3d ago · 5 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

River... could it be the Gigantic Dragon Serpent of gayness?

#22 · 48w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

And then a wild Discord appeared :pinkiecrazy:

#23 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Oh, hello there Discord.

#24 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507550 You mean Steven Magnet?

#25 · 48w, 3d ago · 7 · 11 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3506882

HEY, NIGGER. STOP BEING EXCITED. MY ANCESTORS WORKED HARD TO BRING YOUR FAMILY OVER HERE.

#26 · 48w, 3d ago · 3 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507793 Never! I have rights now!

#27 · 48w, 3d ago · 3 · 8 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507868

LOOK AT IT, IT THINKS ITS PEOPLE! HAHAHA

#28 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

He was perfect.

And – to every filly’s immense disappointment – he was also gay.

  

Ha! Irony! :rainbowlaugh:

#29 · 48w, 3d ago · · 9 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

apple blooms kinda a cunt

#30 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

this sounds like a really bad Idea... but I'm definately going to read it. :moustache:

#32 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Just wondering? how does a story get this good in less than a day!?

#33 · 48w, 3d ago · 2 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>No Rumbleloo

Fuck. Fine. :fluttershyouch:

#34 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Why do I want to read this and why don't I want to stop?

#35 · 48w, 3d ago · 2 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508065 He might be gay. Scootaloo might become a colt. Then you'd get some Rumbloo. <3

#36 · 48w, 3d ago · 4 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Judging from Spike's face on the cover, I'm really hoping he's the moral center of this story that bitches everyone down.

#37 · 48w, 3d ago · 2 · 1 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

Thank you. Being in heat (human or mare) really IS torment, even when it's enjoyable to try and sate.

It's torment when you're in her position that is...no one around to help, and an insatiable drive. Oy vey... :ajsleepy:

#38 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3507329

Cuz lord knows there's a serious shortage of lesbian fics in this fandom...

:derpytongue2:

#39 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508440

My good man, one day, a lesbian vampire shall bite you, and you will understand :ajsmug:

#40 · 48w, 3d ago · 3 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508263

Um... humans have heat?

#41 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508444

Nevar! Straight to the core! Now, excuse me why I go read some m/m clop... :pinkiecrazy:

#42 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508449

Wouldn't THAT be a hell of a thing.

#43 · 48w, 3d ago · 4 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508453

Average FimFic Reader: EWW, M/M? How faggy are you? INSTANT DOWNVOTE! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read yet another gimmicky futanari fic starring Twilight.

#44 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508459

I believe it's a futa DASH fic currently swimming through the feature box, actually. =P

#45 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508454

I actually think it would be good for population control. Imagine if women only ovulated 2-3 times a year. Also, because we are (slightly) more evolved than dogs, it wouldn't be some all-consuming lust that turns women into whores and men into rapists. Merely, like, an annoying urge for 2 weeks or so.

#46 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508454

It'd be tubular! Talk about bodacious babe city!

#47 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508449 Human females go through a cycle just like other mammals...four weeks in total. You probably know 2 of the weeks, pms and the lovely after-effects. The week after that tends to be a week where a good portion of girls are in the mood because their body is aware it's fertile. The week after that just kinda ties this week with pms.

Because humans are nomadic, seasons are sporadic, and all that nonsense...it's not as cut-and-dry anymore, and a lot of people don't track the symptoms or take too many drugs/take birth control, and it doesn't ever plague them.

#48 · 48w, 3d ago · 7 · 1 · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508459

Hey, futa is great! Same lovely ladies, same candy-vag, but with the added bonus of a nice cock and balls! Fun for everyone! :pinkiecrazy:

#49 · 48w, 3d ago · 2 · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508475

Balls tend to be optional in most futa things, let's not kid ourselves.

#50 · 48w, 3d ago · · · Chapter One: Puberty Sucks ·

>>3508471

Hmm... I... I had no idea. Wow, you learn something new every day! :ajsmug:

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