IT.
BEGINS!

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AWWWW SHIT NIGGA!!

Oh god.

I guess I should learn to expect the unexpected. Because I didn't expect this at all.

It's here!

The first chapter ends on a cliffhanger?!

CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Jake the Army Guy pays attention to me what

what is this sorcery

Alright! It's here!

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I appreciate the attention of such a prolific identity in the community.

I'm certain you'll enjoy this one.

3507039 ahemsuckupahem

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

STEP AWAY FROM THE FILLY! YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE FILLY!

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Garg straight ponies glargh...

*foams at mouth*

I... I am intrigued and terrified by what could be contained within this story in equal measure.
Oh well, I'll add it to favourites and try and work up the courage in a few hours or so...

I don't normally read clop/implied clop, but when I do, it actually has a story to go with it...

I still skip the actual clop scenes, though, cause I'ma weirdo prude like dat.

3506882 Yes that statement fits your Avatar perfectly!

loving this so far, keep up the good work

*chokes in a way that sounds suspiciously like an aborted giggle*

Is this for real? Is that cover picture for real? Only one way to find out...

Although I'll wait until it gets more than a chapter I suppose, all the more fun! (And to be honest, it's easier to read finished stories.)

River... could it be the Gigantic Dragon Serpent of gayness?

And then a wild Discord appeared

Oh, hello there Discord.

3507550 You mean Steven Magnet?

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HEY, NIGGER. STOP BEING EXCITED. MY ANCESTORS WORKED HARD TO BRING YOUR FAMILY OVER HERE.

3507793 Never! I have rights now!

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LOOK AT IT, IT THINKS ITS PEOPLE! HAHAHA

apple blooms kinda a cunt

this sounds like a really bad Idea... but I'm definately going to read it.

Just wondering? how does a story get this good in less than a day!?

>No Rumbleloo

Fuck. Fine.

Why do I want to read this and why don't I want to stop?

3508065 He might be gay. Scootaloo might become a colt. Then you'd get some Rumbloo. <3

Judging from Spike's face on the cover, I'm really hoping he's the moral center of this story that bitches everyone down.

Thank you. Being in heat (human or mare) really IS torment, even when it's enjoyable to try and sate.

It's torment when you're in her position that is...no one around to help, and an insatiable drive. Oy vey...

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Wouldn't THAT be a hell of a thing.

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I believe it's a futa DASH fic currently swimming through the feature box, actually. =P

3508449 Human females go through a cycle just like other mammals...four weeks in total. You probably know 2 of the weeks, pms and the lovely after-effects. The week after that tends to be a week where a good portion of girls are in the mood because their body is aware it's fertile. The week after that just kinda ties this week with pms.

Because humans are nomadic, seasons are sporadic, and all that nonsense...it's not as cut-and-dry anymore, and a lot of people don't track the symptoms or take too many drugs/take birth control, and it doesn't ever plague them.

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Balls tend to be optional in most futa things, let's not kid ourselves.

3508484 One more thing to know --- because of a woman's regular cycle, it's PRETTY easy to track when a girl is utterly infertile. Basically a good 2 1/2 out of every 4 weeks. xD Anyhow, that's enough knowledge for one night.

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You've become comfortable with your enjoyment of balls, apparently.

Don't worry, I'm right there with you.

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It was my attempt at Cloptober (basically Nanowrimo but for pony porn), and I made it about 22.5k words before falling off the wagon, so I have about 3 chapters and change written so far. It's just on pause for now while I work on the next chapter of HMSS. I'll try to fast-track the next chapter of this one through final editing, though. Kind of a rude cliffhanger to leave people on. XD