Ponyville Asylum has prepared Spike for a lot of strange things - but never for an appearance by the Great and Powerful Trixie. Fresh off of a massive wave of Hollyhoof fame, Trixie is locked up for reasons unknown, but is more than willing to share the tale of her rise to glory. From her first meeting with Ostentatious Clop to her hit See-Glass reality show, "Tagging Along With Trixie," the Great and Powerful one shares with her fellow mental patients the story of her epic adventures. "Prepare, now!" she demands. "Empty your minds! Open your hearts! Gird your loins!” Through loss, love, lust, ludicrous scenarios, laughably awful humor and lots of underhanded allegory, Trixie will inspire you to become Great and Powerful, too. Prepare, foals...
I'll admit...you got me with the "limp hooves" comment.
Wonderful so far. I've undoubtedly found my next favorite author. Nothing satirical or insightful has happened yet, but I'm sure there's plenty to come. For now I'll just say that the descriptive language in Trixie's theatrical entrance was fantastic, and I love the sexual appeal you gave her without dropping any red-flag words. Although I do wish Spike's dry, snappy witticisms were as prevalent in the show as they are here, Trixie's were so much meaner and therefore more enjoyable.
"Did you try to cozy up to your master, little dragon? Got a little too curious for your own good?"
Umm how in the hay did spike end up in the asylum I mean hes sane compared to the mane 6
never mind read the other story.
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He rejected a fanfiction fantasy paradise made real for actual reality. Obviously insane.
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I just have to make a phone call * takes phone calls asylum from behind couch*
So as far as I understand, the Ditsy Doo in your story is a random OC unicorn in no way related to the Pegasus "Ditsy Doo" AKA "Derpy Hooves"?
So, I assume this story will continue...I mean start.
So... interesting... and so odd...
*scurries away*
Here's hoping for your return.