When Equestria is burning, only one man can save it... "Nobody steals my ponies... and lives!" Duke Nukem is back and ready for action in the hottest fic this side of the internet! Packed with more ass kicking than you can shake a stick at and babes ponies galore, prepare to tag along as you ask yourself, "Why the hell is Duke Nukem in Equestria?"
Originally posted as "Why the hell is Duke Nukem in Equestria?" before I realized it was crap. Original can be found here.
Seriously, don't go there. It sucks. The link didn't even want to work it sucked that bad.
Second version was less crap, but needed a lot of work so I took it down and started over. Find it here:
Dude in the comments who tells me when I've mucked up the spelling or grammar: Lexicon