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xjuggernaughtx

Joined June 2012
349 followers

Still kinda wishes he could hang out with Twilight Sparkle.

Stories (12)

  • Awaken, Scootaloo
    When Scootaloo loses hope, Princess Luna is there to help her learn to dream again.

    6,531 words · 4,425 views · 580 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Diary of a Silent Tyrant
    Encased in stone, Discord observes the events around him and reflects on his life
    3,162 words · 6,451 views · 644 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Apple Ninjas and Other Vital Concerns
    Big Mac shows Apple Bloom that the farm can be a blast, even when her friends are all busy for the day.
    3,725 words · 1,092 views · 159 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Checkmates
    After finding a chess set in the library's storage closet, Twilight is eager to play a few games and turns to Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Teaching the two most competitive ponies in Ponyville a new game should be a snap, right? RIGHT?!
    3,673 words · 6,118 views · 457 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Cheerilee's Thousand
    66,251 words · 4,723 views · 588 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Diary of a Pliant Tyrant
    16,437 words · 7,696 views · 806 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Easy As Pie
    7,385 words · 4,412 views · 231 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Carrot Dog Fight
    3,570 words · 1,029 views · 99 likes · 1 dislikes
  • A Door Jam
    10,173 words · 2,876 views · 223 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Taking A Job For Granite
    32,766 words · 2,111 views · 181 likes · 5 dislikes

Blog Posts (426)


"How could somepony as amazing as you not have a Special Somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?"

With that single sentence, a thousand memories came flooding back to Ms. Cheerilee.  A thousand memories of a thousand terrible dates that she'd just rather forget.

First Published
15th Nov 2013
Last Modified
10th Aug 2014

Comments ( 2,036 )

#1 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

First Like!

This is fun, cute, and classic. I look forward to more!

Light and laughter,

SongCoyote

#2 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493575  I'm hoping to write at least one date each Friday.  Depends on how much time I have at work.  It's a nice break from the larger stories I'm working on now.

#3 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 8 · ·

I just realized everything you've written is gold. Have a watch.

Also, this is hilarious. Poor Cheerilee. Forever alone.

And it's short, which I like.

#4 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493625  Wait, you weren't watching me before?  Weird, I was sure you were.  I guess we've just commented on stories a lot.  Well, thanks for the follow!  I'm glad you are enjoying this.  I wanted to keep it bite-sized.

#5 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 5 · ·

If you can really write a thousand of these, I will gladly read all of them.

#6 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493634

Yeah, I was surprised to find I wasn't watching you too. I thought I was.

#7 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3493651  I'm not sure I'm going to get to one thousand by myself, but I can pump out a lot of short, ridiculous stories in a short time.  I might see if some people want some guest spots.

#8 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

One quick fix you may wish to make: missing "on" from your short description.

#9 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

I am so on-board with this story.

#10 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493677  Oops, how embarrassing!  Thanks for that.  :twilightblush:  I'm the king of mangled sentences.

#11 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493683  Glad to hear it!  :pinkiehappy:

#12 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

You know, I never thought there'd be a way to make Ms. Cheerilee completely losing her temper believable, yet here we are.  Then again, these dock-holes she's dating are so idiotic that they could try Celestia's patience. :facehoof:

See?  It is possible to write a good story with a Random tag.  You just did it. :rainbowwild: Okay, I kid.  Nicely done. :moustache:

#13 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 5 · ·

And then Cheerilee had a mini flashback and freak out every time she found her students playing 'The floor is lava'.

#14 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493710  I was trying to study up on it.  If I was going to write a random story, I wanted it to be a good one that wasn't filled with random for the sake of random.

And yes, you guys will see.  Cheerilee has really, really bad luck.

#15 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3493750  Oooooh, I never thought of that.  Life post Adventure Time must be tough for Cheerilee!

#16 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

GOOD GOD!! Is this story going to be 1000 chapters long?! :twilightoops::rainbowderp::pinkiegasp:

#17 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>3493764  Not sure I'll get there, but that's the objective!  :scootangel:

#18 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3493766:applejackunsure: Well, Good luck man! God's speed.

#19 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Looks like you've got your work cut out for ya. :rainbowlaugh: Good luck!

#20 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 2d ago · 8 · ·

Pfffftttt.  Nice one.

I can see poor Cheerilee will be focus of many a joke.

I can't wait.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#21 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

And now I wonder just how she got out of that mess...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#22 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3493837  Thanks!  It's a...stretch goal...?

#23 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3493902  By the end of my series, Cheerilee will have a Navy Seal-like set of skills for survival.

#24 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493934

Complete with stealth suit?  That'd make it better.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#25 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493936  She's probably going to want a stealth suit for the next one...

#26 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493941

You have my attention...

~Skeeter The Lurker

#27 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493925

There ya go. Maybe get help from other writers, make a collab out of it.

#28 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

These were supposed to be exactly 1,000 words long, but apparently Word and Fimfiction.net have different opinions on what constitutes that.

I know. Weird, huh? I use LibreOffice myself and the FimFiction word counter gets it WAY off.

#29 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493963  That had been on my mind.  I'll probably do it at some point when I'm busy writing something that is going to take a while.

#30 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3493987

It's the quotation marks.  FimFic counts them as words.

#31 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>3494117

Only two emoticons come to mind:

:rainbowhuh:

and

:facehoof:

#32 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3494117  I knew it had to be something dumb like that.  FIMFiction has the weirdest formatting issues...:derpyderp2:

#33 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

This is priceless stuff!

#34 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3495083  Glad you like it!  It's nice to be able to write short things again.  I'm 40,000 words into my next story and it gets a little stifling at times to just persist in the same tale.

#35 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3495100  If you ever need ideas for more date-gone-terribly-wrong chapters, don't be afraid to ask around, because there is no way I'd forgive you if you stopped updating this!

#36 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3495131  I figure that I might have some guest authors jump in at some point.  I have lots and lots of ideas, but one thousand terrible dates is a large number.  Don't worry, though.  I have a mind that comes up with dumb crap rapidly.

#37 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3495152  All praise the mighty xjuggernaughtx!

#38 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

Some date that turned out to be. Wonder what other sort of hijinks poor Cheerilee's gotten involved in on her many akward dates. :rainbowlaugh:

#39 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

I take it Cheerilee's never disclosed any of these stories to her students. And for good reason I'm sure. :trixieshiftleft:

#40 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

Do it, Miss Cheerilee!  No one will find the body! :pinkiecrazy:

#41 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

Poor,poor Cheerilee! Her first date became :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2: 4/5 in crazyness on the derpy grade

#42 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·

>>3496002

Yes, that is right, none will find the body!:pinkiecrazy:

#43 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 10 · ·

That Gridiron just never shuts up. And apparently he eats a LOT of fiber. :pinkiesick:

#44 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

HAH!  Classic Jock.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#45 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>3497090  Yeah… that Gridiron… he's quite a stallion.  :trixieshiftleft:

#46 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·

>>3497140  I have known so many of these dudes...

#47 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>3497153

Same.  But think rednecks with tractors instead.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#48 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 6 · ·

Someone needs to punch that guy in the face.

Hey, Rainbow, I think we found the perfect date for you.

#49 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·

>>3497160  I'm from Kentucky.  I've known my share of that, as well.  Plus, you ever been to the Central Valley in California?  Man, Fresno is one of the redneckiest places I've ever been!

#50 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 1d ago · 12 · ·

>>3497170  Gridiron is a catch.  The kind you're really happy to throw back.

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