Extra Preperations
Sarge ran to the house and burst through the door. He found Applejack having breakfast and he walked up to her, eyes shifting from side to side. "Applejack. We have a problem." Sarge said bluntly.
"A problem?" Applejack asked.
"Yeah, one that could destroy the farm as we know it." Sarge grunted dryly.
"What d'ya mean? What's the problem?" Applejack asked nervously.
"I told Caboose to come come to the farm and he told Pinkie, now she wants to throw the party here." Sarge said.
"That's no problem, we have plenty of room for a party." Applejack said with a laugh.
"It ain't the party that is the real problem. It's Caboose." Sarge said
"Are you scared of Caboose?" Applejack asked.
"Yes, but not the Caboose you know." Sarge said.
"What could that sweet stallion do that makes you so nervous?" Applejack asked.
"A while back there was this AI that-" Sarge started.
"What is an AI?" Applejack asked, raising her brow.
"An artificial intelligence." Sarge said. "But there was this artificial intelligence named O'Malley and-"
"What in tarnation is an artificial intelligence?" Applejack asked.
Sarge did not know how to describe an AI. Sighing, he continued, "We'll just call it an evil spirit. So there was this evil spirit named O'Malley that found his way to where me and the blues were and started jumping in and out of our bodies to make us angry." Sarge explained. "But when he went into Caboose, it seems that he left something behind. When we were stuck in a strange place a while back, Caboose made himself get angry by thinking negative thoughts and he became this... demon. He managed to get us out. Last night I told him to come here, but I didn't plan on him telling the pink one"
"What made Caboose angry?" Applejack asked nervously.
"He started thinking about cats with spikes on them, but after he became angry he yelled that he hates babies." Sarge said. "I'm worried about what will happen if he sees them, and what he could do to them."
Back in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie was going to everypony’s home to tell them about the change of plans. It only took her half an hour to gather all of them. Fluttershy stayed behind to gather all the animals.
"Does Applejack know we are going to be at the farm?" Twilight asked.
"Of course she does, Sarge must have told her!" Pinkie laughed.
"I don't know about that. Sarge doesn't like to include others in his plans." Grif said sourly. "When he does they usually involve trying to kill me." The girls started to giggle.
"I find it funny that they think you're joking." Simmons said quietly into Grif’s ear.
"Tell me about it." Grif said sourly, then started to laugh.
"Here we are." Twilight said. "Sweet Apple Acres, home of the Apple family."
Applejack and Sarge heard Twilight’s announcement. They shared a quick glance with each other before they went outside to greet them.
"Hey there everypony." Applejack said. "Where are the twins?"
"We can't bring the twins until we have made sure the party is all prepared." Pinkie said, hopping to the barn. "Say, why is this log in the door?"
Pinkie removed the wood and opened the door to be met with a barrage of pink and blue confettis. When the thin papers settled she saw Caboose sitting in the middle of the building with a party hat on.
"I don't remember seeing this stuff in here before I locked you i-, I mean uh, left you here to prepare." Sarge said. "Where did all of this stuff come from?"
"You told me to set up the party so I made some confetti and some hats." Caboose said, pointing to a table. "I even made some punch."
"How the hell did you manage to do that if you were in here with nothing?" Tucker asked.
Caboose looked at Pinkie and she winked back at him.
"It's a secret." Caboose said with a smile.
"Well, it looks like Caboose has everything under control." Pinkie said. "I'll go get the twins!"
Pinkie then hopped out the door. Sarge watched her while trying to think of something to prevent Caboose from meeting the babies. Applejack eyed Sarge who looked deep in thought.
"Hey Caboose." Applejack said. "Why don't ya have any snacks made? We are on an apple farm so you could have made some treats."
"I'm sorry." Caboose said sadly.
"Don't ya fret Caboose." Applejack said happily. "I can show you one of our families recipes that you can cook up faster than you can say lickety split."
"Lickety split." Caboose said simply.
Applejack laughed, then looked at Sarge who was smiling at her, knowing what she was doing. She smiled back at him then started to leave the farm house.
"C'mon, I'll show you where the kitchen is." Applejack said, leaving the building.
"Okay." Caboose said excitedly, following Applejack.
"Keep him away from the knives." Tucker said as Caboose left.
As Tucker finished his proclamation, Fluttershy walked into the barn with many small animals following her. The other ponies watched as Fluttershy corralled all the critters to the back of the barn. "I know I don't have to tell you but I need you to be on your best behavior." Fluttershy said to the animals. The animals then nodded as she turned and trotted up to the others. "I hope that the twins aren't afraid of them."
"I think there is a better chance of the twins scaring the animals." Twilight said with a laugh.
"I think I'm going to go help Applejack and Caboose with the cooking." Sarge said.
"Sarge you don't seem like the kind of guy that would be in to cooking to me." Tucker scoffed.
"Someone has to make sure Caboose doesn't go and burn the place down." Sarge said with a smile.
Sarge suddenly sped up when he realized Caboose burning down the farm was more than likely.
"Sarge seems to be acting weird." Grif said.
"I know what you mean." Simmons said. "He seems very nervous for some reason."
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Don't leave Caboose alone. In fact, don't let him get the chance to do anything. With all the tricks he learned from Pinkie Pie, he could probably end the world trying to pick up a piece of paper.
EDIT: First!
"Sarge ran to the house and burst through the door to find Applejack having breakfast and he walked up to her." is a run on sentence
"It isn't the party that is the real problem. It is Caboose." seems too dry for Sarge. Maybe "ain't" and "It's"
"hear Twilight and they shared" hear Twilight outside. They share
"Pinkie then hopped out the door and Sarge" door. Sarge
"and she then truly understood that Sarge was trying to think of a way to make Caboose stay away." unnecessary addition.
You alright man? Your style seems to have drastically shifted. Not that it's a bad chapter by any means, but it seems... rushed I guess.
362773
I agree. Is there something rushing you?
362773>>362878
Yeah I went to see 21st jump street and wanted to put out a chapter before I left
I fixed the stuff though. I'll try to just take my time from now on.
363476 No prob, take the time you need :) Better a late written chapter than one not to your standards of brilliance
Either way I'm happy to get an update 
364038
Ha my "standards of brilliance". Good one
364046 You can ask me when I'm sober, I'll say the same. At the moment though I'm on more than enough booze to plaster Princess Celestia and luna combined, so I shall bid you adiou :D
Keep it up.
362975 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DARKWING!?
Caboose with Pinkie powers, huh?
Well now I fully expect him to come out of my laptop, so I'll get my shotgun. 
362760 Ending the world by picking up a piece of paper...
BRILLANT!
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So, Caboose can break the fourth wall now, huh? I think I will stop reading this for a bit... and build a bunker incase Caboose decides to pop out at me...
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i am michael j caboose i hate babies
Oh my god, caboose has a party cannon. this is the best day of my life.
730183 Fuck, I forgot where I put my rifle. Now all I have is bullets. COME AT MEH. I WILL THROW ZE BULLETZ AT j00
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
2141998
"What' are you gonna do? Shoot 'em with ghost bullets?"
Micheal J. Caboose X Pinkamena Diane Pie = One true ship!
2141998 i will help! -brings 3 tons of skittles and a cannon modified to shoot them-
Why did I only buy one grenade last month?!?!
2842769
taste the rainbow motha fucka!
A naive soldier with a hidden darkside now has the ability to break the 4th wall. Anyone else smell brimstone?
4660352
HELL YHEA!!!!!!
Wait, are you telling me that it's been about 7 seasons of RVB since then, and Sarge didn't tell ANYONE about the crazy Caboose thing?
5109922 Tucker would be the only one who'd believe him.
>> Just Defender
Do you happen to be mentioning Harry Dresden, if not i will say this at least.
Angry caboose + 4th wall powers = powerlevel over 9000 punch to Grif's crotch. Yeah all hell breaks loose
5997726 ...well you manage to scare the hell out of my now for thinking of a angry caboose with 4th wall breaking powers if you need me ill make a secret underground bunker for anyone to hide
6107661
What's the point? He will find it anyway.
Nowhere is safe!
8375199
THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!