Chapter 21 - "Tag"
Rainbow Dash led the girls far from Fluttershy’s home, stopping by a tree.
"Why did you bring us all the way out here Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked.
"We could have just as well talked in a different room of Fluttershy’s home." Rarity said.
"I brought you here so the others wouldn't hear me." Rainbow Dash said.
"What's wrong?" Fluttershy asked.
Rainbow Dash looked at the ground and let out a sigh. "Tucker came into my bathroom when I was coming out of the shower." Rainbow Dash said, avoiding eye contact.
Each of the girls gave a slight gasp.
"Is that why he was holding his, er... area?" Rarity asked.
"Yes. Well no." Rainbow Dash said. "That wasn't until later."
"What happened then?" Fluttershy asked
"When he opened the door I instinctively kicked him in the face." Rainbow Dash said.
"And then what did you do next?" Twilight asked.
"Then I closed the door and dried up." Rainbow Dash said.
"That's it?" Applejack said. "Even I woulda done more than that."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Rainbow Dash asked bluntly.
"Well, you aren't exactly the most docile of ponies Dash." Rarity said.
Rainbow Dash was about to retort that statement, then she sighed and stared at the ground, contemplating what to say. After a couple minutes of silence one of them spoke up.
"You like him, don't you Dashie?" Pinkie asked.
"What?" Rainbow Dash said quickly. "No way!"
"It is okay to like him Rainbow Dash." Twilight said, smiling. "He seems like a fun stallion."
"I do not like him! He is arrogant and seems to think that everyone will like him if they meet, he can't take no for an answer, and he is just so... so..." Rainbow Dash said.
"So much like you?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yes. No. I mean he is pretty cute but-" Rainbow Dash started. But after she said that she brought her hooves to her mouth and her eyes opened wide and the girls stared at her.
"So ya think he's cute?" Applejack said, smiling.
"Please don't tell Tucker I said that." Rainbow Dash said quietly.
"Why? Are you ashamed?" Twilight asked.
"No, I'm not ashamed." Rainbow Dash said, letting out a sly smile. "I don't want you to tell him because he called it and I have a feeling I would never hear the end of it."
All of the girls started to laugh.
"Besides, I need to make sure that he likes me too before I say anything." Rainbow Dash said.
"That sounds... reasonable, I guess." Twilight said.
"Do you all promise not to tell Tucker?" Rainbow Dash asked.
All the girls replied with a quick nod.
"Thank you." Rainbow Dash said, now laughing. "Let's get back there and make sure they haven’t done too much damage."
The girls then made their way back to Fluttershy’s home and opened the door to find all the stallions, including Big Mac, on the floor laughing. All of them except for Tucker who was standing still, glaring at them, but with a smile.
"What's going on in here?" Applejack asked.
"If you guys say anything I will kill you all." Tucker muttered.
"Say anything about what?" Twilight said, smiling as she already knew the answer to the question.
Tucker noticed her expression and sighed, assuming that Rainbow Dash told the others.
"You're an undeniable bitch, you know that?" Tucker asked.
"You love it." Rainbow Dash said, smirking. Tucker smiled and shook his head.
"So Sarge, I see you got your cutie mark." Twilight noted.
"Yeah, but uh, can we call it something more manly?" Sarge said uncomfortably. "Cutie mark doesn't sound right to me. It reminds me too much of Donut."
"How about we just call it your mark." Applejack said.
"Speaking of that, what did you even do to get it?" Rarity asked.
"I kicked a stallion in the stomach." Sarge said smugly.
"Why am I not even surprised?" Church asked.
"Hey, he had it coming." Sarge grunted. "He disrespected Applejack and Big Mac. I wasn't about to go and let some weakling walk away after he insulted them."
"Some stallion? Do you mean Grif?" Simmons asked.
"No, I kicked Grif after when I saw him at the market." Sarge said.
Simmons and Church looked over at Grif.
"You actually went to the market?" Church asked.
"That's not important. You actually helped someone do something?" Simmons asked.
Grif just smiled lazily and shrugged.
"I would say that you are an asshat, but the opposite seems to be the case here." Church said.
"I prefer butthat." Caboose said.
"We know Caboose."
"If you guys don't mind, I kind of want to sleep." Grif said, rolling on his side. "I have been up for way too long."
"Now that he mentions it, it is getting rather late." Rarity said.
"I agree." Applejack said. "We need to wake up bright n' early to finish buckin' the last of the apple trees."
"I guess we'll be on our way then." Twilight said, walking towards the door. "Goodbye everypony."
All of the ponies then left Fluttershy’s home, each making their way back to their respective places of residence.
"You're not going to kick me in the nuts again, are you?" Tucker asked.
"Not unless you give me a reason to." Rainbow Dash said. "Do you think you can fly now?"
Tucker looked back at his wings and started flapping them slowly.
"They seem to be good now." Tucker said.
"Good." Rainbow Dash said, hitting Tucker on his flank. "You're it."
Tucker stared at her zoom away for several seconds, until he processed what just happened.
"No fair!" Tucker yelled. "I wasn't ready."
"That's too bad." Rainbow Dash yelled back. "I was under the impression that you were a stallion, not a mouse."
"I'll show you who is a mouse." Tucker said, snapping forward after Rainbow Dash.
Tucker then caught up with Rainbow Dash and hit her flank.
"Who is the mouse now?" Tucker yelled.
Tucker looked back at Rainbow Dash who was about to touch him then he stopped. Rainbow Dash tackled him to the ground.
"Why did you stop?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Tucker did not say anything, instead he kissed her on the lips.
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PLOT TWIST (if yah know what i mean by "plot")!
Man Tucker, that takes balls. Wait, you still have them?
Either two things are gonna happen. 1. She is gonna realize that he likes her and going to tell him her feelings... or 2. She is going to castrate him with pure brute force. Either way will be awkwardly funny.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Sarge talked about his cutie mark exactly how I thought he would, and now that he mentioned it, I miss Donut too.
Also, a suggestion. In Red vs. Blue, we only see the Reds and Blues in their generic armor. How about using Pony Creator or something to make pictures of the ponified Reds and Blues? Just a suggestion.
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I have done that already and I am done, I just cannot do it on this computer so I need to grab my old acer netbook to put it up.
I want to see tex come and beat the shit out of them.
Also sorry for the long wait, just having a little writers block
Next chapter is almost done though and will be out tomorrow
Just saw the pictures of the ponified Reds and Blues. Awesome. Allow me to share my thoughts on them.
Tucker- Perfect, pretty much exactly how I envisioned him.
Simmons- Also great
Church- The facepalm does it all. However, he does appear a little bit too greenish. In the show, he's light blue.
Caboose- Nailed it
Sarge- He appears a bit pinkish, but maybe that's just my computer. Maybe make him a slightly darker shade of red.
Grif- His real color is still a mystery. Maybe because he always thinks that his armor was orange, his ponified form is orange, even when his armor was much closer to yellow. Either way, I would suggest making him a few shades lighter.
If you need help on their colorations, I would recommend using the Red vs. Blue wiki http://rvb.wikia.com/wiki/Red_vs._Blue_Wiki
Keep up the great work.
I knew she wouldn't be able to resist Tucker.
>Dashie x Tucker
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All of my why.
hick chicka bump bump
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
I'm afraid of two thing right now. 1. What is Dash about to do and 2. If Sarge's "mark" involves bucking ponies, what will Tuckers be?
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I hear you have sisters! Bow chicka- Who're twins! Wow wow!
hell yeah
320807 F-U-C-K-I-N- *shot*
if cutie mark is too girly call it a "stud stamp"
I really hope the only ones together at the end of this story is him and ranbowdash and caboose and pinkie... it seems like all because a boy and a girl are really good freinds, people automatically have to make them into something they're not...
Oh my god she would kill every brony then every one lets run like hell
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652418I don't think he would like that either. Kinda sounds like a glorified tramp stamp.
Also, for finally having Dash admits she likes Tucker, and Tucker actually kissing her (I would say something about him having balls, but with what Rainbow Dash pulled, idk if it would work), I award you your 8th Fluttershy.
i guess Tucker's now gonna stay for the "plot"
321029 I vote for option 1. Its Grif's job to get his balls kicked in
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SOOOO MUCH YEESSS!!!
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Thre is no way in hell I could've expected that... I look like
right now...
"Besides, I need to make sure that he likes me too before I say anything." Rainbow Dash said.
Really Rainbow Dash?
Oh that's gotta hurt like a hard scope to the nuts.. and I never knew tucker could actuall
y get sum
dude this is fucking long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rainbow Dash then kicked Tucker in the balls and started to walk away.
"Oh fuckberries." Tucker groaned. "My fuck berries!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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dont mind them we all know its B-U-C-K-I-N-G
Bow chicka bow wow
This is the best story I think I have ever read. It's a perfect mix of just hilarious and there are some heart-touching scenarios, too. Plus, the pairs were really thought out; I mean, Sarge and Applejack! The strongest pair on the planet.
But in all reality, I know what's coming in later chapters...
Best story ever. You WILL keep writing this.
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G!
I thought Caboose and Pinkie went a slight bit too fast, but the pushing for Tucker and Dash was pretty great. Nopony can resist the Tucker swag.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
4 words. SHIT. JUST. GOT. RIL
¿Donde esta Lopez?
Holy peanuts!
i love blood and violence i got a boner for murder
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Dash and Tucker eh? *Sigh*
well time to watch the Tex battle 300 times to make it all better
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López es el mejor pony!
1966672 No lo sé
The romance in this story is as subtle and engaging as linebackers hauling ass to kick balls.
But the jokes match the RvB style, so meh.
I don't like romance even when it's supposed to be well done and highly acclaimed.
4079345 that won't help
Watch every fight 300 times