PSA #1 - "Interspecies Relationships"
"Hey Tucker." Rainbow Dash said as she turned to him in bed. "You still awake?"
"Yeah, why?" Tucker sighed, feeling exhausted from the food fight.
"I was just thinking about.. us... y'know?"
"What about us?"
"Well, I like you, and you like me, we said we loved each other, but we haven't really done anything about it."
"And?"
"I think I'd like to."
"Great, let me know how that turns out." Tucker muttered, rolling back to his other side.
Rainbow Dash raised her brow and waited for a few seconds.
"Wait, you mean-" Tucker asked hastily, turning back to Rainbow Dash with bright eyes.
"Yeah, I mean you keep saying how great you are, just figured maybe I should put you to the test. That is, if you aren't too tired."
"No! No, I'm not tired at all!" Tucker said hastily.
"Great, no need for this then." Rainbow Dash giggled, tossing the cover off of the bed with her wings. "Since you're the master, I'll let you start."
Tucker leaned towards Rainbow Dash, ready to kiss her.
"Stop." A voice said from outside of the set.
Tucker continued leaning until he was within two inches of Rainbow Dash's face, where she promptly slammed her hoof into the side of his head.
"What the hell?" Tucker hissed as he rubbed his head.
"He said stop, smart one." Rainbow Dash said irately. "Come on in guys."
Simmons and Grif walked onto the scene until they were standing on either side of the bed.
"Hi, I'm private Dexter Grif, from the popular fanfiction 'My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!'." Grif said suddenly after clearing his throat.
"And I'm private Dick Simmons from the same fictional piece." Simmons chuckled. "What you just saw was a small glimpse of Interspecies Relationships. Right now you're probably thinking to yourself; "What is an Interspecies Relationship?", and your questions can easily be-"
"I can answer that!" A flamboyant voice said from offscreen.
"Donut, shut up! You're not coming in until we're wrapped up with season ten of Red vs Blue!" Simmons snapped. He turned back to where he was looking and coughed awkwardly. "Sorry about that. An Interspecies Relationship is what happens when two beings from, wait for it, different species get into a relationship with each other."
"And we're not talking about regular old platonic love either. We're talking about moving into a more serious relationship with the other species."
"Right now you're probably thinking; "Two different species becoming more than just friends? That's disgusting!", right? You're probably also wondering what kind of sick, twisted fuck would want to do that? What kind of mentally retar-"
"What Grif means to say is that you might be saying to yourself; "Now hold on just a minute, aren't you horses too?", to which we would answer yes."
"And after we say that, you probably think; "Doesn't that make it okay?". While humans and the equines of this world are both sentient beings make it seem okay, it isn't. People fail to realize is that while our present forms are that of a cartoon equine, there are still certain repercussions in said relationships, and we're here to tell you each one. But first, let's talk about why the idea of Interspecies Relationships may be appealing."
"Certain fictional games are pushing the boundaries of relationships between two seperate species." Grif said as he pulled a small piece of paper out from under his wing. He squinted at it and cleared his throat abruptly. "Some of the games are as follows: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Mass Effect Two, Dragon Age: Awakening, Mass Effect Three, Dragon Age Two, and many more."
"Soon enough they'll make a game called How Many Different Species Can I Bang?, and it will most likely be an instant hit."
"When these games were first released, they received a certain amount of negative feedback from the press. They claimed that these games were sex simulators. Why? Because that's what teenaged boys used them for, of course! But with these games edging into our society, more people seem to be accepting of these kinds of relationships."
"Captain Kirk would be proud."
"As he should be, private Grif." Simmons said before continuing. "And as such, since these relationships become more well known and more or less accepted, people tend to write more and more fiction involving said relationships. Like the one you're reading now."
"But just because we're ponies doesn't make us any less human."
"Or one eighth cyborg." Simmons chipped.
"Duly noted, private Simmons." Grif nodded again. "People tend to find these relationships interesting because of how taboo the subject is, thinking that their love can conquer all! Well it can't, so get that idea out of your head."
"Now you're probably thinking; "Okay, what is so wrong with it?". Well the answer to that one is obvious. It's kind of disgusting. What other reason do we need?"
"And we mean really disgusting. Even more disgusting than Simmons' wide collection of World of Warcraft themed porn. Well, actually it's probably significantly less disgusting than that."
"World of Warcraft is nothing to be ashamed of." Simmons muttered.
"Right." Grif rolled his eyes, but quickly began to smile. "Please keep in mind that even though we find it totally gross, we in no way discourage it, because after all, that's what the internet is for."
"To scar your innocence forever."
"Exactly, Interspecies Relationships is the least of your worries when it comes to the internet."
"Uh, guys, I think you time is about up." Rainbow Dash said testily. "Have to get ready for tomorrows chapter, and you guys still have work on season ten to do."
"But we're not done yet." Grif muttered.
"Don't make me go get Tex to come and convince you." Rainbow Dash said coyly.
"Well, that's all the time we have for tonight, on account of the write being extremely fatigued from walking for an entire two hours!" Grif stammered, trying quickly to wrap up.
"And the fact that he's probably drunk or high right now." Simmons commented dryly.
"Maybe even both."
"That is a possibility." Simmons agreed. "So we'll see you later when we perform our next PSA on Writing Advice."
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And just because I can,
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I would get that game.
WTF did I just read but a good wtf did I just read I approve
1014564One thing... Why? Why would you get it? Not saying like you sick fuck, just asking why? How would it appeal to you?
Also, funny rating. FE=Fuck Everything
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1014580 Why not?
What about Tucker? I'm not sure if you could call it a relationship, but he still had whatever you would call it with an alien.
1014588I'm not discouraging. Just asking what appeals to you? Ugh, can't do this anymore. No more theoretical caring bullshit. This shit was FUNNY and anyone who says otherwise gets... wait for it... A BOOT TO THE HEAD!
1014507Great its basically midnight and I now need to borrow my friend's car!
You could not have alerted me of this game's existence at a worse time!
Meh, I don't have trouble with interspecies relationships. They're honestly interesting. Good thing they mentioned Mass Effect and Captain Kirk to make things clear
1014507Why only 360?
What do you have against ps3? And one more thing... ME, DA, ME, DA, ME, DA lol. same two games just with sequels.
Now, does this have anything to do as a parody of the PSA Rooster Teeth just released the other day on the Higgs Boson?
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No, it's a parody of Rooster Teeth PSAs in general.
"I can answer that!" A flamboyant voice said from offscreen.
"Donut, shut up! You're not coming in until we're wrapped up with season ten of Red vs Blue!" Simmons snapped.
My mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fPi8w4h-NY
Fucking Looney-Toons...
So I guess this PSA is definitely non-canon (like the real RvB ones are), and I'm kinda dissappointed by that. Jesus, I just applied that term to a fucking fanfiction!
Anyway, here's hoping Donut hops in this fic once season 10 is done!
No, I'm not asking you to add him in, I know how you feel about that sort of thing.
(starts reading the part with Tucker) YES! FINALLY! (gets to the PSA) ...... WHY?! Make em kiss already-ehehehheeee!
On a serious note: This is really good and funny! It is something that RvB should have done when Junior was around. ....There is some truth to the former part of this post...
Dear fucking god I can't stop laughing!
died when he said, "Soon enough they'll make a game called How Many Different Species Can I Bang?, an it will most likely be an instant hit."
Jesus Christ, I think I woke up the neighborhood!
this is hilarious
Oh dear lord... so very much want to read... but all those chapters!
innocence? what is this innocence u speak of?
i cant wait for more 
The only thing funnier than a ture RVB PSA.
of all time.
Technically they are not ponies, but bits of data that Caboose somehow altered to create ponies. Tucker would be screwing numbers. So actual interspecies relationships going on here, move along.
1014862 its that thing you're grandpa had, as well as chuck Norris level badass. Why is he that badass? Fuck you! Respect the elderly, dammit.
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Don't worry, they're all short, 1k word chunks. Back around 120, I caught up in about two days.
Tucker, you just got cockblocked! Also, I miss Donut. "A stallion, a stud! A horse with a really big...saddle! Now who wants to saddle up?"
1014703 Hey, I asked for Junior, I'm hoping Junior will come up.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sooooo Fuckking Close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh god. This was a confusing chapter.
1014843 just get text a loud its what I do not that I am lazy I am just kinda derpy eyed
mature concensual sentient beings if it has those 3 traits it matters little what the species are and i enjoy such love stories xD fantastic PSA funny as hell dark
Needs more cowbell.
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That was the only disappointing thing about this PSA: no comments regarding Junior.
of the write being---- Writer
Brain functions: 5%
Skipping straight to Mumbo jumbo check
Mumbo Jumbo: Enabled
Green pizza
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I don't know if want, or do not want... ಠ_ಠ
Whats funny is that each one of those games were made by the same developer.
On a side note, Tali. She has the technical geekiness of Twi, the occasional akwardness of Fluttershy, and the combat mentality of Rainbow Dash. That is why she is the best character.
I bring Legion along on every mission to troll her.
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The best youtuber of all time.
cockblock
That's fucking funny!
1015767 true dat
dude this is like the best cock-block i have seen yet.
poor tucker.
PSA I am Appoint.
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And besides. We can't forget Tucker's wild time with Crunchbite, and the resulting abomination that came from it. Junior.
Just LOL
1014665 why the hell did i enjoy watching that video so much.. XD
1014843 I finished this entire thing in a span of 8 hours.. Its not that hard to read
this was absolutley hilarious! at first i was like thisll be go but then im lime well at least its a good PSA...
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OK so.....I can expect to see Donut after season 10 is over?
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