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I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

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Killing the undead. Those three words accurately summed Barry's life. After all, his plant army was practically built for it. The remaining weeks of the zombie apocalypse was a breeze. But now that it's all over, Barry finds himself to be unsatisfied with his life. That is, until he buys a magical amulet from Crazy Dave.

Now, Barry is trapped in a strange land where he makes unexpected enemies. Can Barry defend his pride and himself?

(A Plants vs Zombies Crossover)

Chapters (9)
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Going through a re-write, I see.

So you are doing a re-write. Seems like a pretty good idea, and this chapter is certainly better than your original Chapter 1.

Where did the Sunflower come from? No mention of her in this chapter until the end.

Much better then the old one

And with an unholy gurgling, this story rises, and breathes once more!

Good to see you again. I hope it doesn't take to long to reach where the previous incarnation left off.

Do you got the old version one? I need to re-read the old one. thank you.
And Good luck. Rewrite is perfect choice!

Rewrite time for one of my favorite crack crossover huh?

Looks like it's time for more butter jokes!

Much better then the last one nice work

I'm so glad you kept the butter gold joke

"The good news is that we were unable to capture the creature. All your guards have been slaughtered by plants. Only a few, including Shining Armor and myself, survived, but I'm the only one who made it unscathed. Everypony else is in critical condition and is being aided by Ponyville's clinics." Yesh, is it getting dark already? I expected the dark to come from the things that attacked him in the beginning, not him, or, more the plants, killing actual ponies.

Gold = Budder? Are you a member of the Sky Army?

"And another thing," Potato Mine said, "are we sure these guys are necessarily bad? One risked its live for another. To me, that's pretty heroic."
"You're just making an excuse so you don't have to work."
"Eh, I guess. But seriously, we need to know more about them."
"But where are we going to get that kind of information?" asked Sunflower.
"So, you need information?" a voice said.
The plants looked around but no one was in sight. Suddenly, they heard a rustling in the bushes. The plants turned and detected two figures parting the thick branches.
"If so, we're more than willing to share."

I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE
And now I am afraid of high treason...

Pff, stupid wolves. They never said they were friends to them. All they did was give them some new tactics to destroy everything.

A vain hope, but the involvement of the plunder vines could prove so very interesting...

Wait. So are you rewriting this? I couldn't tell until I realized that it seemed familiar.

"Well...I can't get my mind off of the thing that attacked us. It seemed somewhat intelligent. Not like the manticores and timberwolves of the forest. And to think that yellow...substance was able to cancel my spell. It's just so mind boggling. Gold is the only thing known to counter magic."

"Well duh, that's why it threw butter at you."

"But...only gold can cancel magic!"

"I know, butter."

WHO LIEK MINECRAF?!?!

"Don't forget, we also shoot off one of their limbs first. Then we go for headshots," Cabbage-pult added.

made me think this was dead space for a second

Please tell me Luna get's face-to-face with a chomper :D

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Wait.

You mean friends don't give you strategies to collapse the world as we know it?

...

What have I been doing all this time, then?

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Surprise, kitty! It's a re-write.

I love the remake

This chapter is so fucking patriotic, I shall now sing the song of my people.

Freedom freedom freedom oi! Freedom freedom freedom OI!

As the spell hit me, I felt as if my will was being drained and replaced with communism. Suddenly, I started glowing red, white, and blue. I broke my chains, and punched the horse's face.

Anyone else imagine Barry shouting, "AMERICA!!!!" as he punched Luna, or was it just me?

Loved this chapter. If only America was more like its ideals. But, modern America has unfortunately long spat on its origins, I feel. And I'm saying that as an american myself.

I kept thinking it said "Understand and Asses"

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True, maybe one day we will clean up our act, but that's far in the future

Maybe Barry was the soldier, but before tf2, and after the zombies just stop

To sum this chapter up in a few words;
Suddenly, 'Murica.

Only a few, including Shining Armor and myself, survived, but I'm the only one who made it unscathed. Everypony else is injured and being aided by Ponyville's clinics." so did the plants kill or are thy injurerd it doesnt seem clear?

Glorious. Simply glorious. Now, the only thing missing is Liberty Prime.

Soo, have the new chapters just stopped or something?

Comment posted by Huntierier deleted Jun 20th, 2016

I do believe drunk pony was referencing demo man from tf2 with his eyelander,or whatever it's called.

Hmm, pretty sure Berry was referencing Demo Man from TF2. Also, that is a very dastardly plan to get rid of Equestrias greatest waifu stealer, I approve.:pinkiecrazy:

I'm guessing you're not a fan of Flash Sentry. XDDD Though I'm not in agreement, still find it funny.

And overall, great chapter, once again.^^

Honestly even though you didn't use the obvious one. I do think you're referencing Leeroy Jenkins.

This chapter was absolutely hilarious:rainbowlaugh:

My sides!

7337354 B-ut... But that Zui quan kung fu. Oh wait, Nvm.

Quick question: is this Barry from Jetpack Joyride? Don't know why, but this seems like something he'd dream about.

This protagonist totally sounds like the War Mage from Orcs Must Die! in my head. It seems far too fitting.

I want to see how this rewrite goes. Is going to be the same Discord Apocolypse or will something new happen. Are we going to have the plants go Garden Warfare? That would be awesome.

If I remember right Barry only lost because Lyra took his stuff. Maybe he will lose for a different reason? If I was Barry I would try to find a new place instead of waiting to be attacked.

Against Zombies it made sense since they were everywhere but if he moved he would be safer.

It feels a little sudden that all of these unknown factions had immediate plans for a creature that came from nowhere.

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Garden warfare plants would be epic to have. Especially the plant bosses, but they'd be TOO OP
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Dr. Bonesaw = TF2 Medic

7341365 if he was Barry from jetpack joyride, then he better have his jet pack minigun just in case.

I absolutely love this story! The writing is well done and the story is great. Hope that you keep up the awesome work! Can't wait for the next chapter! :pinkiesmile:

"A forest?" I said, quite surprised, "that tornado carried me quite a distance."

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

this forest was all bark

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