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Pirate edict. The very phrase seems almost crazy. But, there's ten rules on how to be a good, top class pirate. Good thing Pipsqueak and Luna are here to lay each and every one of them down. They may even do a little shanty while they're at it!
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Does this mean we're going to get nine more chapters of the next ninety rules?
3391377 HECK NO!
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Rules to live by.
Nicely done, man.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Pft.
That would be hilarious to see you dance the same song again.
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Guy if you make this part of the Flinx-Verse I'm going to squee
Still, good laugh and all but finish you non-flixverse stories so you can continue it
Unofficial Pirate Edict with Jonathon. Rule 11: You've gotta FIGHT! For your RIGHT! To Paaaaar-Taaaaay!
If there be a land-lubber who wants to shut you down,
To stop your fun and take your guns and make you wear a frown,
Then you just look into his eyes and turn the tables 'round~
'Cause ain't nopony gonna keep a party pirate down!
Clearly the other 90 rules are, "You have GOT to PARTY."
Pirate Edict with Webby. Rule 34: All pirates are sexy enough to have porn of them made. This rule doesn't necessarily affect the pirates themselves, or even their behavior, but rules are rules.
ARRRRRR!!!
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Heck no is sign language for 'maybe
'
*grins and applauds* Very cute fun, bravo.
What if this story were a bonus thing? Every once in a while, when you do one of your polls on what story to make but you only give us pictures, you could throw this in. If it wins, you make another chapter with ten more rules.
For a minute I though Pinkie Pie stole the script.
Also, Pipsqueak's mom? Willy scurvy? REALLY?
3396632 Willy scurvy is some horrible shit dude!
very nice
Arrr!
Am I a pirate now?
This was silly