So what would you do if you were suddenly pulled into another world? Panic? Scream? Punch the nearest thing thing you saw in the face? All of the above? Oh dear. That was Celestia. You just punched Celestia in the face.
Better run for it, she looks mad.
A quick story inspired by a prompt from PonyPon over on Derpibooru. Exactly what it says on the tin.
The only warning is that the narrator is a human, and there is a small bit of cursing.
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Haha this is great
lol you know that this is pretty much what happped in No, I Am NOT A Brony. Get Me OUTTA Equestria
“FACE THE WRATH OF THE SUN YOU BASTARD MONKEY!” OH my god that was the best part of the story.
3368523 Not really.
3368523 He has a point there, except in this case it's a surprised reaction rather than "You! You did this to me. Fear my fist to face technique!"
If you judge it on its own merits, it's a reasonably funny short story.
If you observe this story in the context of other HiEs, it's somewhat lacking.
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lol nah i wont compare anything its just the first thing that poped into my head i loved your story personally
Glorious.
Every time Celestia referred to him as "monkey" it immediately turns into him running from Frieza.
3368523 I'm not familiar with that fic, I'll have to check it out.
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Its hilarious
I laughed. Hard. I think I peed a little from laughing.
One way trip, human who won't be missed, and she didn't expect to be punched in the muzzle?
/read description
/hoped against hope for God Hand crossover
/read story
/amused but still mildly disappointed
Reads description.
This can NOT end well.
Reads story.
I suddenly feel an urge to claim that i will absolutely not be missed by anyone.
And dont ponies have memory spells?
Loved the trollestia
Lol, that ending!
This guy did it on more than one occasion.
no human tag?
3449998 Not till you pointed out that I'd missed it.
This was short simple and to the point. It'll get a thumbs up from me for sure!
As soon as I read the title I knew I had to read it.
You, sir, have created one of the greatest titles in existence, surpassing even "Twilit Sporkle"
My hat's off to you.
However, the lack of a gore tag sadly tips us off that the narrator is not Chuck Norris.
(Edit: Actually, could you do that? Chapter 2: Chuck Norris Edition)
For your stupidity, good sir, you are awarded the embarrassing slow clap.
*claps slowly and sarcastically*
3368628 I can't tell if her shouting `TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCH!` would be more or less amusing.....
3452251 I regret nothing.
Overall, exactly what I expected and reasonable at that.
3451003 I once wrote a story that had a Chapter 2 Chuck Norris Edition
Bruce Lee in Equestria
That was quite amusing. Very well put together. Ah, Trollestia. That made my night.
Cool
Not bad. I liked it!
I deny that the royal sisters and Discord are deities.
However, this was amusing. Especially the realization that her anger was (mostly; she still hit him in the face with a rock hard, unfeeling hoof) faked.
This was cute and all, but where's the rape? The futas? The HOT MONKEY DICK? I dunno, man. I just don't know. Faved and upvoted anyway.
3450004 when you wrote this fic, were you thinking of another character who punched Celestia in the face? TD Powell perhaps?
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Nope. Pretty much just off the cuff weirdness.
4817630 you know who TD is tho right? if not, here.
4817634
That fic has been mentioned to me before, but I was neither aware of it when I wrote this and I have yet to read it.
ouch, man, right in my pride.
In my version, I would pop out of the barrel and punch her again, just because I knew, deep down inside, that I was Fucked. but hey, thats just my gamer side speaking, and It continues, Fuck you, Fuck living, with my last Shottie Shell, I blast outside of efficient range at thee. Because If I'm going down, I want my last seconds spent trying to kill-Injure-add insult to injury but puting another bruise on the other side of your face.
This Story is now a full on favorite and it made me lose it due to that, especially the part where Celestia said “FACE THE WRATH OF THE SUN YOU BASTARD MONKEY!” I just cant hold it together after that.