The Kerbals have conquered the solar system. They think. At least, they're pretty sure that they have almost 90% of it covered. Possibly.
Bored of sending titanic landers and massive rovers to moons and planets, the Kerbal Space Center staff consulted their idea machine; the janitor. "Why not a one of those other glowy orbs in the sky?" KSC immediately began plans for an interstellar ship and consequently fired the janitor because he thought of it first.
Equestria is in for a huge surprise.
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I was just about to write something about KSP called "My Little Space Program: Rocket Ships are Magic"
Hilarious! Is there by any chance some references to markeplier's play-through if KSP? Just a thought :P
haven't even read 1 word and already love it!!!
I wondered when a KSP crossover would show up here.
THIS IS GLORIOUS!
I like this story. But could you possibly lenghten chapters?
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As I am to you. Your wallpaper is pretty cool, and I like your chair.
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Thank GOD I'm not the only one who thought of this.
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Afraid not. But Jesus H. Christ, you have the cutest profile picture ever.
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I tried to tone down my terrible sense of comedy so that I could tell a story and not a jokebook.
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I got tired of waiting for one, so I made it myself. After all, if you want it done right, do it yourself.
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YOU ARE GLORIOUS TOO, FOR YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW THAT HAVE READ MY STORY AND SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT IT.
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I write small chapters because I can't always free up enough time to write a long, drawn-out chapter. Also, the chapters are listed as steps. Steps shouldn't take a very long time. (Except burning for 3 years.)
Also, for anyone who's wondering (Which I don't imagine is a whole lot of you guys), I type up all my chapters ON fimfiction instead of google docs and I don't have a proof reader. Please spot out any typos or anything that doesn't make sense, please?
This is awesome! Write more!
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Are you trying to feed my ego?
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You deserve to have your ego fed!
You are the best writer in all of the world.
Your story is awesomely one-of-a-kind.
You write in short increments, which is really nice.
Ego has been fed.
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I can feel the hot air expanding my skull already.
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I hope I didn't make it too big, or it might explode!
3467746 i.imgur.com/E0cDuhD.png ASDFGHJKL HUGE EGO BOOST
I WIN I WIN I WIN
I BEAT FIMFICTION
10 POINTS TO GRIFFONDOR
SWELL OUT OF 10
THE GAME
AUUEEEGH
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Idon'tgetit.
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People read my story and I am happy. Happy enough to fill my other tabs and the youtube search bar with my thanks for all you people that read my stupid story.
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This story is far from stupid, but if you want to read one, here, have a link to a story I wrote. Has not been published because it's only, like, 500 words.
http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/437265
Password is lol123
hmmmmmmmmm
Hey dash? race this!
3493951 Oh dear god what the hell is that
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Now your mind will blow up!
Actually Re-using Re-usable Spacecraft
4+km\s in atmosphere normal engines no mods
This is the most amazing thing ever. I love it almost as much as kerbals love explosions.
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Reminds me of when I release gas as well.....
Very goooooood story ya got there
3553585 Thanks man! And nice profile pic you got there.
PLEEEASE....do continue this!
This is bloody brilliant.
MY SIDES.
3789545 I actually came up with that one in a skype call, when I couldn't remember how the saying went. My sides at the time were in pain of laughter as well.
Awsum. Me want moar.
Wow. Lord of the Flies.
I think you mean fahrenheit. Because 76 degrees C is... well 24 degrees lower than the boiling point of water.
3956489 Probably should add more emphasis on the fact that it's really damn hot in Equestria. Nah, I'm kidding though. I need to fix that. Thanks for pointing it out though! I wasn't aware that people were actually still reading this. I'll try to get some new chapters.
So many Robbaz references. GLORIOUS!
This is the exact level of scientific prowess I believe Kerbals actually have.
Which caused me to violently bust a gut halfway through this chapter.
i love it!
Fuck, its been 78 weeks?!
You mean it took them this long to blow up the Space Centre this time? Wow! Their luck must be changing!
Depending on the orbital altitude, Jeb might be hanging around up there for a while. Explorer 1, the first US satellite, ended up in a stable Earth orbit for about 12 years or so.
Situated approximately the distance it takes light three years to travel from Kerbol lay a very peculiar star. The star-gazers who gave the Kerbal Space Program its targets had long known that this star, which they had named (with their race's typical directness) "That Weird Little Star", was quite unusual. It's probably an indication of just how unusual it was that the brain-trust of the Kerbin Institute of Sciences even noticed how weird the star was.
Firstly, unlike most nearby stars, whose position against the sky changed only slightly over the year depending on where Kerbin was in its orbit, this one violently oscillated as if around a non-luminous dense object about once every few dozen Kerbin days. Secondly, it was extremely small. Yellow-white stars like Kerbol tended to be in the order of a million kilometres across whilst this one seemed tiny; comparable in size to Kerbin's next-door neighbour sunward, Eve.
It was a mystery at least as great as "What happens if we fly into Jool's atmosphere at interplanetary speeds without a heat shield?" If there was one thing that the mad geniuses of the Kerbal Space Program were excellent at, it was throwing kerbals and resources at resolving mysteries until either said resources cracked or the mystery cracked.
None of them could possibly know, of course, that The Weird Little Star was known to the ponies living on the planet at their small geocentric solar system's barycentre as 'Solaria' and that it had a personal relationship with the planet's supreme ruler. Even if they did, they wouldn't have cared much. The kerbals were about to meet the ponies of Equis and neither world would ever be the same again!
Would they be friends? Well, the frantic kerbals were hardly examples of the Magic of Friendship but, if there was one thing both races agreed on, it was that war was a silly waste of resources compared to much more interesting things... like, you know, flying rocket-ships in madcap adventures across the void or trying to get your Cutie Marks by synthesising high explosives and using them in place of black powder in fireworks.
Somewhere, somehow, the universe shuddered with a frisson of fearful anticipation.
Rainbow... Twilight doubts everything you say. It's a survival reflex like expecting Pinkie to be hiding in the inkwell beside her on the desk no matter how physically impossible that is.
How did they even managed to build the fuel tanks? let alone the KSC?
I don't know about stupidity... After all, look at Ditzy Doo! (Derpy Hooves) LOLLLLLL BST PRNK EVRRRRR!!!!!! HRD WRK ON DA GAGES WS TTLY WRTH ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! LLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (I need a Tambry emoticon, or a tongue-out PINKA PAA, but for now this'll do: :P)
THE JANITOR! THE JANITOR! THE SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM IN OUR LIVES! HE'S THE ONE WE PLAY AS! HE'S THE ONE WHO CONTROLS THE SHIPS!
cuz he's a genius man, *QUE COOL LOOKIN' PIXELATED THUG LIFE SUNGLASSES ON THE JANITORS FACE!*
Still no updates...
Alas, I stumbled upon a dead story. Though it has inspired me to maybe make my own one-shot...
Hmmm...
This.
This is the line that made me laugh after a series of louder and louder nose exhales.
Congratulations to you, 9 year old story.
they should have used glitter