The Cutie Mark Crusaders are bored. They just can't find a way to go about looking for their cutie marks. In their boredom, they begin to wrestle around the room, but Scootaloo ends up breaking a wall and now they need to fix it.
When they go to ask Applejack for the toolbox, however, they walk in on her doing something with a close friend of her's, something that looks a lot like, as Apple Bloom would call it, "wrasslin'."
Sure, that's what it looks like, but what's really going on here?
Just a quick note about the contradictory rating. There is some sexual content, but nothing horribly explicit to make this fic Mature. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Fillies these days
what the hell great fic it was very funny
Not bad, but I´ve waited for Macs and Grannys ractions.
<rolls up a newspaper and swats Scootaloo on the nose> No! No! Bad filly! Ponyville doesn't need another Cloud Kicker!
fail
That was hilarious. In 4-5 different ways
theres soda on my hands..... cause of Scootaloo >w>
“who wants to try having sex?” atleast i was able to cover my mouth before i spit O.o
I truly enjoyed this fic
10/5
Well of course Scoots is going to want to try now. Rainbow Dash did it so it must be cool.
This was awesome! I got a good laugh all the way through!
/ 5.
I give this
Also; a like, a fav, and a follow.
rofl, that was AWESOME !
SCOOTALOO!!!!
That was SOOOOOOOO Messed up... But I loved it!
Leave it to Dash to corrupt a couple o' minors!
Dat last line tho
3328193 Thank you, especially for the follow. I really appreciate it.
That last line almost had me throw my arms up in defeat but honestly, it was to funny. Scootaloo, always the adventures type
I was giggling like a madman at the last line. Well done sir. Have some mustaches.
10 years and one broken condom later, Scootaloo earned her cutie mark in motherhood. Just like Button's Mom
Taken a bit of an enforced break from the site this week, far too busy. Need to catch up on Spread but I didn't expect to see a new story from you
better than that, it's AppleDash! 
The whole process of finding those two engaged in sports and entertainment was pretty well handled: valid reason for them to go into the house, getting caught (twice!) and the eventual fallout. The pointless Mac threw me a bit until I realised that was what would happen in any sitcom, or episode of the show indeed, and Granny is always a useless sentinel in stories involving the Apple house - wending your way past her is far too easy for any pony to worry about.
The last act and the explanation was weak, but it always is. Trying to explain this sort of thing is bound to get your tongue in a twist, Dash was and wasn't helping (no change there) and it was all euphemisms and cliches. I don't know if there is a script for this talk but it never seems to take well first time. I expect there will be a whole raft of questions in the near future, especially if that last line is any indication. Scoots: always bored
They're fucking, AppleBloom. Sleeping with each other, tasting their own juices, playing leapfrog, or any other innocent sexual innuendo you can come up with..
I kinda figured you, of all fillies, would understand reproduction, since you live on a farm
However, this doesn't tell you that your sister's a fillyfooler, though. That probably's for another time.
I understand innocence, but sometimes it looks like we want people to claim "Think of the children!!" when it comes to things like that. They are gonna find it out sooner or later. Better to learn about it in a controlled environment and handled correctly than force them to try to find out for themselves and get incorrect information.
And then the CMC got their fillyfooling cutie marks.
Well done!
I really like this story i would enjoy a squeal that tells how their friends react and what happens with scootaloo's question. I give it 10
/10
3462918 Nice clip.
I
ed twice during the story(both right after I read a Scootaloo quote) and once during the comments. The comments one was on YukoAsho's comment.
Scootaloo!!!
Your language!!! 
Maybe the CMC should 'wrestling' with Spike?
Somehow, I just KNEW this ending would come up...
I don't know if that talk would've gone better without Dash, but she certainly contributed her part to that end.
I'm getting a bit embarrassed by the mere thought of the crusaders... eh... doing that. I mean, they are horribly curious, after all...
Anyway - funny story!
Thank you.
Two things...
1. If I were Rainbow Dash, I would've clocked judgemental Apple Bloom and her annoying trap over the head the 3rd time she'd accused me of hurting her sister.
And 2. Sweet Lord Scootaloo is hilarious!
No but seriously, AJ's and rd's faces a stheyre caught by Granny Smith...
What kind of question is that? Especially for a filly her age. What the fuck.