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headless_rainbow


I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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You deserve 1000 years on the moon for this story.

Azu

why do i even read this stuff? i don't even know :facehoof:

MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

319233 Your head looks like it's full of intestines rather than brains. You should get that looked at. (Along with the top of your head missing I guess).

319189 Cause it gets you off, duh. No shame in that.

THE ARISTOCRATS

...but since you didn't have th' wit to include th' punchline, thumbs down for you! :derpytongue2:

You are a horrible man. And your brony friends are worse than you for suggesting such a story. I mean, really, dude? Holy fuck, this is worse than Cupcakes or that one fic about Derpy having an unbirthing fetish!

319249 Yeah I read other popular shock fics and thought "What the fuck man, this is barely shocking at all." so I showed them how it was done. :derpytongue2:

You know, I would make a picture of several terminators exterminating your fic with your name in a little box also getting shot, but..

Man, what the fuck is going on inside your damn mind? You warned us, but... man. Such a sick fuck.

Such sick fucks.

319263

Well, congrats, you managed to outdo them all. I've actually read those shock fics beginning to end, and I couldn't even FINISH yours. :pinkiesick:

319282 Aw, then you might have missed the Derpy-pinata and Futashy vs Dinky.

Still, it wasn't shocking enough. Some sicko liked it! :pinkiecrazy:

Dear Sicko, Marry me.

What the fuck is wrong with you?:raritycry: we all love derpy. :derpytongue2: just go and jump in a pit of derpys and let them fuck u to death :pinkiecrazy:

This is wrong on about eight.... no about nine levels

Um...
You'd better pray for all that your worth that KillJoy (Razor Graze) doesn't read this...if he does...umm...good luck!
*Runs away to the next dimension*

you know, i havent read this... and don't plan to, not that i have have a problem with this, but that its not my style, yet the comments contain so many hypocritical bronies.
"Love & Tolerate" looks like it never existed looking at most of the replies except for the author and a few others, which you guys should take in and think to yourself "wow, i looked like a total pratt on the internet, i should apoligize and make up."
youre welcome :derpytongue2:

319384 Well since 319317 told me to jump into a pit of Derpy's, I'm gonna clone you. I hope you don't mind.

:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

*leaps into pit*

I needed to beat the shit out of my boxing bag just to keep my anger away - and that was something the bronies thought me, to keep away my anger -, cause i love Derpy and this was just plain sad man! I can handle clop fics with Derpy, it's not that bad. I can handle Gore fics with Derpy, cause i like gore fics. But this was to much for me. I'm sorry :twilightoops::applejackunsure:

I have no idea why I read this. I usually avoid this stuff like the plague! But I must say, you have definitely succeeded in making an incredibly sick/disturbing story that out-does cupcakes by miles. I would say "well done", but... yeah...

I revise what I said before.... You don't need just 1000 years on the Moon, you need 1000 on the Sun.

319476 I take it that you finished reading it? :derpytongue2:

Using the Elements of Harmony to banish you to the moon would be too good. Instead, you need to be locked up inside a LEM with the "person"(using the term loosely) who suggested this, which will then be attached to a Saturn V with an empty command module. This will then be launched to the moon on the same course that the S-IVB from Apollo 13 used, which will send you straight into Mare Imbrium at 40,000 knots.

A few errors, but otherwise well written. This is a very successful shock fic. Now, please excuse me while I vomit.

I liked your other story, but now I hate you. I can't count how many times Ditzy was called 'ugly' in this stupid troll fic. Ditzy is very attractive, so this really pissed me off. I agree with the other people. You deserve 1,000 years on the moon. I'm gonna 'like' this, because it'll be a dislike, because this is a stupid troll fic, like I said. :twilightangry2: I also stopped watching you.

319547 And why exactly is a picture of an overgrown Minecraft zombie supposed to be in some way hurtful?

Initializing protocol brain bleach..... Memory purged

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I'm just going to leave this here, since I'm thinking my reference went over your head and in turn your response reference went over my head.

320775 My initial reference also clearly went about 4 light years over yours.

You are a beautiful pony for writing this. You took an over rated character that i didn't care about, and made an awesome field day out of her! The details in the story were great. I'm still cleaning the jizz off my computer monitor! Keep up the good work! :pinkiehappy:

321024 Sure, but Piccolo obviously thought the geeky moon references made you a nerd, Dash :rainbowkiss:
You should relax and find somepony to rape the severed head of.

321457 Glad I was able to help you stroke off. Here, clean your monitor with this :derpyderp2:
If you do have something else you'd like to see, feel free to suggest it in a message to me or otherwise.

Wait 319249 An unbirthing fetish. I need a link nao!

322310

Well, I'm not about to post a link to the actual story, so here's the TV Tropes page on that little fucker. I think they also have a link to the real thing with some minor changes, but be prepared for something truly awful.

319439 yaaaaaaa hes dead!!! Sorry but we have to rape you tooo.. Damnit

...I'll just leave this little link right here~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZXlVTtU0k

I've seen people shot, killed, and mutilated infront of me so I normally don't care for something like this.
Until you wittness these things with your own eyes, I suggest you don't write about them proudly. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go back into depression by the traumatizing memories that this fix has forced me to remember. I may also start using drugs again. Thank you so much you pretentious fuck...

329537 Apparently such experiences have also made you dumb as fuck, so you go out and read stories that are clearly marked as gore despite supposedly trying to avoid them. Obvious-liar is obvious :pinkiecrazy:
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That would be the weed I constantly take to attempt to forget and ease the pain. Also, I read these to judge some people's mental health. You should find someone to properly diagnose you. And for the part where you say I "lied", I was born and raised in Venezuela, you know, that country where people are kiddnapped and killed for ransom, or just out of spite. Try living there and also try to make a comfortable living while not having to look over your shoulder every time you leave the "safety" and "comfort" of a sad excuse for a home.

332331 tl;dr
Anyway, I don't want to read insane babblings of liars who go out of their way to read things they don't like, so I'll just give you a :pinkiecrazy:

332331 Dude you're being a dumbass and making a fool of yourself. People that are traumatized don't seek out and read things that will make it worse unless they are STUPID. There is no nice way of dealing with people as dumb as you. :rainbowwild:

Congratulations. You successfully wrote a story so extreme that I downvoted it. That is not easy and I commend you.

Thanks for being a dick. I must say, the way you portrayed the rape was very accurate, any bad experiences? And before you say anything, stupid about me, yes I have stopped rapes before, back in my home country. I mostly dislike this story for the rape scenes. That is all.

334689 Yes yes I'm sure you have. And it's not all, a little shit like you can't help but respond :P

woah!... i...uhm...its...yeah... YOU FUCKING RULE W>.<W

335663 Well I ensured he'd never respond, now didn't I :P

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