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Davesknd 42559

Joined October 2011
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    Davesknd's Stories (4)

    • Celestial Bodies
      There are things that will be written into the books of history. These stories will not!

      4,712 words · 4,967 views · 341 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Between Day and Night
      Twilight is called back to Canterlot to spend some time with the princesses
      49,466 words · 6,951 views · 701 likes · 12 dislikes
    • Vinum Amatorium Est
      Spike found some wine and shares it with Rarity. A side story to "Between Day and Night".
      3,035 words · 592 views · 57 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Draconic Troubles
      A Dragon will stay in Ponyville for a while. And it wont be Spike! The future will be stressful!
      24,822 words · 2,451 views · 76 likes · 3 dislikes

    Being an immortal goddess and supreme ruler of a nation is stressful. But sometimes you just have to cope with weird things. These are short stories about things that might or might not have happened, but were certainly erased from Equestrian history.

    First Published
    11th Oct 2011
    Last Modified
    13th Dec 2012

    Comments ( 138 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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    That last line... was the best thing I've read all day.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · · ·
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    my brain is now lying six feet from my boddy in a bloody puddle laughing its little grey ass off.

    this was really funny!:rainbowlaugh:

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · · ·
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    lol fantastic

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy: This is funny stuff!

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Very, very funny.  Written almost like a play, which lends itself well to this kind of humour.

    One thing, though.  About halfway through, the name "Diamond Shadow" is mentioned.  I think you may have left out some text or something that gives context to that, because it (and the jokes derived from it) have no precedent whatsoever.

    Still, though.  Great fic.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ignore my previous comment.  I just got the joke.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 22h ago · · ·
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    This was great! If this site had any Luna emoticons this comment would just be an endless spam of those :heart:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 21h ago · · ·
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    >>11524

    This raises the question: Why are there no Luna emoticons?

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 88w, 18h ago · · ·
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    Thoroughly enjoyable. I would've changed Cutie Mark Crusaders Cult followers to mere CMC Cultists but it is a minor quibble.

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 87w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>11537 Insufficient screentime from which to derive them? It may be rectified after episode 2-4.

    Also, this was fantastic. Every deity needs a few adorably harmless cults here and there. Especially if they're the kind whose power is proportional to the number of their followers, but that clearly isn't the case here.

    Anyway, this was most amusing, and I look forward to whatever else you have planned.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>11384 While I am very flattered, this can't be healthy!

    Brains that lie around attract Zombie Ponies :pinkiegasp:

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>12376 I hereby re-ask the question:

    "Why are there no Luna emoticons, NOW?"

    #13 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · 2 · ·
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    holyshit, the ending :rainbowlaugh:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Of course you should keep the cult!:unsuresweetie:

    #15 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    OUT OF WEDLOCK!

    #16 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Awesome, just way too awesome. I've seen stories dealing with Luna's "problems" with changed morality but adding her now canon mannerisms makes it even more hilarious.

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>18691  I actually wanted to continue, but... there was nothing that could top THIS ending :twilightblush:

    >>18696 What can I say? I kinda expected to be disappointed by Luna, with "Progress", "Composure" and all those other great fics out there. And then  she is even more awesome! I really wanted to use that persona in one way. I hope I nailed it :unsuresweetie:

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is solid gold.

    Luna's outdated worldviews are gonna make great comedy fodder :rainbowlaugh:

    #19 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh dear me. :facehoof: This is what you get for not checking in with your little sister more frequently, Celestia. She unloads two barrels of BRIAN BLESSED on the help. Let's hope Dusty comes to soon, and that her hearing hasn't been too badly damaged.

    It does beg the question, though. The Summer Sun Celebration is on the summer solstice. Nightmare Night presumably takes place in the middle of fall. That's a season and a half, at least. What was Luna doing that whole time? Reading the entire palace library?

    In any case, great stuff, and I look forward to more.

    #20 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :twilightsheepish: That was hilarious. Please contiune! :heart:

    #21 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>18733 Well, in Celestia's defence... Luna was probably a prude even by pasts standards. And who expected Phalanx to leave the break room door open?

    And just to answer your question: Yes, she did hit the books. And spent the rest of the time getting that star mane back on.

    >>18755 This is far from over :pinkiehappy:

    Celestia: NOOOOOOO

    #22 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh, I can't wait for the next one. :twilightsmile:

    #23 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>18841 You guys are terribly greedy! And I love you for it :scootangel:

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>18733 Great, I tried to get some rest, but I can't stop thinking about Luna commanding a bunch of pegasi into battle with the words: "STAND BY MY HAWKPONIES, DIIIIVE!"

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 3d ago · · ·
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH god this slays me!! good work!!! ENCORE!!:pinkiehappy:

    #26 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 3d ago · · ·
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    THIS IS GREAT DO MORE!! (perhaps showing where luna got those Bat Pegasus to pull her chariot.)

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 85w, 3d ago · · ·
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    If i were you i would have celestia trap her in a chair and force her to watch a education video of 'the bird and the bees'

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 82w, 1d ago · · ·
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    the first one made me laugh snd im actualy thinking of copying it into word fror when the nets down but the second one... just seemed off abit still good though

    thanks for the fic!

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 82w, 13h ago · · ·
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    I am so regretful that I only just now got around to reading this.  Excellent stuff, man - I can't wait for more. :rainbowkiss:

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 82w, 11h ago · · ·
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    I forgot to mention it, but I can easily see some poor woodsman and his family out in the boonies hearing the divine conversation and how they'd react to it.

    "Bobby-Joe, why's the sky yelling?"

    "Because you weren't in th' damn kitchen, woman!  Now get me mah knife - I need to sacrifice a goat and undo the damage you done."

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 82w, 2h ago · · ·
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    >>38334 Goat?

    Luna only accepts foals! Or candy, apparently.

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 81w, 2d ago · · ·
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    These were the most epic stories I've ever read.

    Excellent use of ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE to confuse ponies as well.

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 81w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>42772 The plural majestatis may be tradition, but as soon as there are two... wait, can you speak of two beings if they use plural on themselves? :derpyderp1:

    Anyhow, thanks for the nice comment. I'll see if there are more epic tales from the private life of the royal... many!

    #34 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 16h ago · · ·
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    LOL!

    #35 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 14h ago · · ·
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    This... updated!?

    #36 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>494621 I am writing a lot of stories at the moment... but to answer your question: Yes

    To follow up with my own question: Did you enjoy it?

    #37 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 14h ago · · ·
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    AHAHAHAHA! This explains everything!

    #38 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 13h ago · · ·
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    >>494660

    Yes! Very much! So very pragmatic of Luna to guard the element room and not the adjoining proxy room!

    #39 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 12h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: I knew I had this tracked for a reason. That's even funnier than the Gamer Luna explanations. Good work, Luna. Nopony will get the Elements while you're watching.

    #40 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 11h ago · · ·
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    This is totally my head-canon for what happened, and very entertaining to boot.

    Great work.  I was honestly really surprised to see that this updated, but it was definitely funny.

    #41 · Chapter 3 · 60w, 10h ago · · ·
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    So...That's explains why she was late for the party.

    #42 · Chapter 3 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>495344 Only the best make it to the night guard! And all are present! This is the most law abiding place in all of Equestria!

    >>495594 Season 2 didn't give us much Celestia or Luna since "Luna Eclipsed", so I had little to work with. And where else would she be? Her first reaction after taking over watch duty was to start a curfew!

    >>495976 CPR-ing her back to consciousness took a while...

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 56w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>12826

    :facehoof: Don't be silly, there's no such thing as zombie ponies

    :pinkiehappy: Awwww....

    #44 · Chapter 3 · 56w, 4d ago · · ·
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    words cant express how much i love these very very short stories!:pinkiecrazy:

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 56w, 4d ago · · ·
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    most fics liek this i read are terrible, waaaaay too silly. but this should totally be canon!

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 56w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    #47 · Chapter 3 · 56w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :trollestia: It only opens on the outside.

    #49 · Chapter 3 · 56w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Okay, this is funny. :twilightsheepish: Great job, keep it up.

    #50 · Chapter 3 · 56w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>616332 Sadly, I can only write those when my muse strikes, since there is no plot connecting them. But I'll do my best

    >>613537 To escape, Luna used the horn of the unconscious sub-commander as a pick!

    >>613094 Then what did I just shoot? :pinkiegasp:

    >>613151 I'm very glad that you like them :scootangel:

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