[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] Mentally dating a fictional character
Sweetie Belle has never been one to fall head over heels for a colt, even though she's the sister of the biggest flirt in town. She doesn't ship her favorite characters from games or shows, and she can't stand the ponies online who go so far as to say they're married to them. So why is she finding herself attracted to a stallion that isn't even real?
~~~~
Teen for raging hormones, fictiophilia, arousal, masturbation references, guilt, touchy subjects, and real life.
Chapters (1)
I can relate to this story
*thinks about Professor Sycamore*
3421730
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE ENDING SO MUCH
3421732 It must be as awkward as I imagine it to be then
3421742
No
it's beautiful
Reminds me of this song.
Rarity just leaves meds on the table? 0.0
That slightly scares me.
Story of my
waifulife.3421899
Just like ibuprofen and stuff
It's not like *important* meds
3421901
mine tooA really good story with a really good moral.
I have that strange felling that this story is going to be featured...
Just saying...
3422150
That would be fabulous
That was brilliant.
Sweetie, I know just how you feel. I think.
Wait...
You aren't talking about...?
Husbando.
The male term is husbando. This always refers to the fiction character. Ergo, he is their husbando.
You know, like "waifu" is pronounced "wife-fu?" Yes, I know that it sounds stupid, but it's still right. Look it up.
Related video (May relate more to Scootaloo):
Yours truly... NecromancerX69
Ps...
I love happy endings, great job.
3423216
Yeah, I know, but look at the sentence more closely:
They're saying that they are his waifu, and unless the fangirls are actually men, then waifu is the correct word to use
This was interesting.
This is really cute but the guilt over masturbation thing sort of crops up out of nowhere and feels oddly sudden. As well her feelings at the end are maybe accurate but still kinda imply this is a paraphilia.
3425708
what is your point
I can write touchy subjects sometimes
unless my attempt here failed
in which case
3425728 d'awww! *Huggles* jus cuz I wasn't attacked by the feels monster doesn't mean you failed! It means I am a cold heartless human husk
3426004
≧w≦
3423203
Nope
And frankly I've never played the Portal games
I cannot understand why anyone would downvote this story. It's very well written and I thoroughly enjoyed this.
How one reacts to an insane character of the same sex: "They're completely crazy! Good thing they're fictional."
How one reacts to an insane character of the opposite sex: "They're so hot! Why do they have to be fictional!?"
3469194
I at least have enough common sense to figure that it's a good thing that he isn't real, and I wouldn't want to marry him
Because I could just come home one day and he'd be dead and I'd be like "oh"
Why do I get the feeling this was about Loki? lol^^
Well if Sweetie has a thing for male voice then she should prey that she never comes across Golbez Duke or Wiseman. Although.... it would be pretty funny to see her reaction to Wisemans way of talking^^
Nice fic^^ And dont worry about the "self insert vent" thing^^ I'm pretty sure everyone who read this thing can relate to the problem^^ I know I can^^
This is fucking funny self insert. Nice job.
I'm going to be honest, we were on the fence on this one because of the , er, more mature themes. But I was surprised, immensely. It was handled in a mature fashion and the story as a whole is highly relate-able. I loved it. I'm more than proud to give you this:
24.media.tumblr.com/a257ad5165644b1f79354634dfdee284/tumblr_mqo61uYbwk1rj6vd5o1_400.png
Well this was quite realistic for crushes. Not so much a pony thing but... Meh.
That moment when the attractive "evil" character you like, who hasn't done anything completely unforgiveable, does something truly horrible, displaying complete depravity and a total lack of consideration toward the other characters, sealing their dismal and unwanted fate at the end of the story...
Eh,I've never really had this feeling and don't really get the point myself. I mean they're fake, what's the point of being attracted to them. I guess this is just one of these things I will never understand about some people. Not judging, y'know, to each his/her own. I have some stuff that some other people will never get, and it was pretty well-written, so +1 for you.
I have mixed feelings about this story.
On one hand, my waifu is masturbating.
On the other hand, the story helps tell everyone that it is okay to clop 'til you drop.
4496390
It does good things for your conscience at least