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Chapter 16: Cooking
Knowing that they were together was interesting, but expected. I needed something to do, so I was thinking about what I could do. The first thing that popped into my mind? Cooking.
"Hey Twilight?" I said while looking at Twilight talking to Rainbow.
"Yes?"
"Would it be alright if I practice cooking in your kitchen?" She gave me a quizzical look.
"Sure?"
"Thanks!"
I then zipped off to the kitchen, and searched for any ingredients, all that it had were fruits and vegetables..and some eggs... I then cut up the ingredients, and put them in bowls and such to start cooking.
"And now we'll start The Brony Cooking show!" I said, talking to the wall.
"First, we find whatever disgusting shit we can, and throw all of it in the bowl!" I then took some broccoli and asparagus, and then threw them in a bowl, and put some tomato sauce on it.
"Then we mix this crap up like a crazy brony that lost his pony!"I started mixing the fuck out of it, and it came out like shit.
"And now, for the last step...BURN IT TO HELL!" I started shooting fireballs at it, then Twilight came in.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I looked at the food, then back to Twilight, then to the food and back again at Twilight. Then I shrugged, and now I find myself hit by a pan, and woke up outside of the library door.
A/N
I have no idea what I'm doing durr.
Abody, out.
A/N
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Well, I'm trollin' yo ass right back, son. You don't know what trollin is until you've Discord trolled.
Trolololo Umadbro? Problem, officer?
Image: http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw856_troll_discord.jpg
Image: http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/automotive/63558d1275277426-true-drivers-who-drive-big-suvs-must_not_feed_the_troll.jpgHm that rule ... well ya need to eat so 
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If you get past the evil and the part where she would take over Equestria from all the love she'd get and how she would be just using you for power and will probably just leave you to rot after she gets enough power...Then...You'd probably have the best sex life ever.
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