63w, 22hHuman in Equestria
Chapter 16: Cooking
Knowing that they were together was interesting, but expected. I needed something to do, so I was thinking about what I could do. The first thing that popped into my mind? Cooking.
"Hey Twilight?" I said while looking at Twilight talking to Rainbow.
"Would it be alright if I practice cooking in your kitchen?" She gave me a quizzical look.
I then zipped off to the kitchen, and searched for any ingredients, all that it had were fruits and vegetables..and some eggs... I then cut up the ingredients, and put them in bowls and such to start cooking.
"And now we'll start The Brony Cooking show!" I said, talking to the wall.
"First, we find whatever disgusting shit we can, and throw all of it in the bowl!" I then took some broccoli and asparagus, and then threw them in a bowl, and put some tomato sauce on it.
"Then we mix this crap up like a crazy brony that lost his pony!"I started mixing the fuck out of it, and it came out like shit.
"And now, for the last step...BURN IT TO HELL!" I started shooting fireballs at it, then Twilight came in.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I looked at the food, then back to Twilight, then to the food and back again at Twilight. Then I shrugged, and now I find myself hit by a pan, and woke up outside of the library door.
I have no idea what I'm doing durr.