63w, 5dHuman in Equestria
I was thinking...How would I make it up to a pony that supposedly has a crush on me? I decided to go out of the library and take a walk around town, I was deep in thought, until I was interrupted when I bumped into somepony.
"Sorry about that." I said as I stood up, he was a pegasus with a silver coat and a black mane with a red streak and a curly green tail, if I got to name him, it would probably be Blood Vomit or Redpuke.
"It's alright I was just- AH!" he regained his senses and looked at me and he was trying to run away but I grabbed him Reminds me of Daring Do... I thought
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you..." I assured him, he seemed to calm down a bit.
"Whats your name?" He was still scared but was calm enough to talk
"Skyhigh..." That sounds like a seriously stupid name..
"So anyway, what were you doing before I bumped into you?" I asked him, my curiosity getting the better of me
"Well, I was gonna do a drama act in Canterlot but then I bumped into you...What are you exactly?"
"I'm a human,anyway, I live at the library for the time being...Wanna go there?" He nodded and we walked back to the library...Twilight and Rainbow were talking about...something...and when we entered they blushed...I could only guess what that something is...
"Hey Twilight...About last time I-" I was cut off by Twilight
"Oh, is that a new friend of yours? Hi there! Can I know your name?"
"My name is Skyhigh, nice to meet you." I noticed Rainbow Dash eying him in an odd way...She shows some sort of interest in him...
"Hey there, Skyhigh, I see you're a pegasus?" He nodded
"You bet!" Then they both dashed out of the library...Hehe...Dashed..They seemed like they would be a good couple...
"So anyway Twilight...I'm really sorry..." Twilight gave me a smile
"It's alright..." She said while holding back her tears..
"Listen, Twi' I kind of have this urge to 'troll' people..Which is to purposefully anger them....I find it to be so fun..But it has its consequences..Though it comes to me as an urge..kind of like how Zecora has the urge to rhyme...Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" After I said these words..I regretted saying them...
"Yes...Yes you can..." She motioned for me to follow her in the basement...The light flickered on and it looked more like that warehouse thing in Saw rather than a basement...
"So, Twi...What are you gonna do?" I asked, part of me didn't want to know..The other part just wanted to see whats gonna happen..And then theres a third part that none of the other parts like..The third part would always cry in a corner..Since his/her/it's opinion rarely matters...After all my parts were passing political and diplomatic edicts, it was voted upon that the third part has an opinion...To do all of this for the sake of friendship, the other parts agreed, while one hidden part what was so small it barely made an impact..had feelings for her...Diplomacy had to wait as Twilight talked.
"Shocked speechless, huh?" I shook my head no
"Nah, my parts are just having some political issues...Nothing foreign relations couldn't handle.." She looked at me with confusion, then just shook it off...
"Anyway,I will do magic experiments on you!" I nodded with a smile..It seems she wasn't expecting that so she was just shocked.
"You aren't shocked?" I sighed
"I'd do anything for a friend....A marefriend.." She suddenly perked up
"Really?" I looked at her...With a 'You seriously believed me?' face
"Sometimes I hate your urges..." she said
"Well..I'm pretty sure there are SOME urges that you won't dislike.."
"Male urges..If ya know what I mean..." She blushed and decided to change the subject
"So anyway...Wanna start experimenting?" She said excitedly
"With you? Because I would like that a lot.." She looked at me with anger
"Now is not the time for these immature jokes...Lets start experimenting with spells!"She got excited again
"Alright...Which spell are you gonna use first?" She gave me a smirk
"It's a surprise..." Then she was charging her horn with magic....Suddenly my vision was blurred with a bright light...But then...I looked at Twilight...She was beautiful...Ugh, what am I saying? But..theres this pink effect on my vision whenever I look at her...I try my best to try to control myself..thankfully it worked...
"I guess the 'Want it Need it' spell doesn't effect humans much...How do you have the willpower for this kind of thing?" I shrugged
"I don't know...But you are really a sneaky little mare...Now, remove this spell or I will crush your head" Her eyes widened in fear when I talked about crushing her head.
"Well, I still need to rest from the spell.." She said while giving me an apologetic look
"How much time is needed?" She looked at me with nervousness
"5 hours..." That.....Was better than expected..I thought it was going to be a whole day.
"Oh, that's alright...But if I make any moves on you..Stop me...Or else I will punch you in the face" She nodded...Then I remembered something..
"Are my eyes replaced with Pink hearts?" she nodded again..
"If we go out in public..and they notice my eyes while looking at you....It would be hard to explain...No?"She seemed to think about it..
"Err...I have an idea! Act like my stallionfriend!" I looked at her with a 'Are you fucking kidding me' face
"For now!" I gave a relieved sigh
"Anyway Twilight..I must say..You look...beautifu- GOD DAMN SPELL! UGH!" She looked at me and giggled and blushed...Her blush is cute...GOD DAMN WHAT AM I SAYING?!?! This spell better be dealt with soon...I talked to Twilight some more...A long with a few more compliments...Which were because of the spell..Not because I really like her...I guess... Then I left the library and decided to look for Daring Do...I was looking everywhere...Sugarcube corner..Everypony's house...Even Fluttershy's..Which was pretty far away...I then found RD relaxing on a cloud...
"HEY RD!" She looked at me.
"Hey! What are you doing here?"She said while looking confused
"I'm looking for Daring Do, you know where she is?"I asked her
"Wasn't she at the library?" Oh....I ran back to the library, only to see daring do still reading her book..I decided to grab a random book and then I threw it at my face. I looked at the book..And coincidentally it was named "How to hit yourself on the face" Wow..Twilight has a book for everything...
"Why did you hit yourself in the face, silly?" Daring Do asked.
"Because you said you liked being tentacle raped" She blushed very very hard...(Heh, hard..)
"W-w-wait..so you DID say that? and that means.." I cut her off
"Yep, didn't take ya for a kinky mare...Or whatever you ponies have here..." She blushed
"Uhh..Well.. this is awkward....HEY TWILIGHT!" Oh no...Twilight opened the door then I decided to quickly make my eyes busy by reading a book..Which was Daring Do...She gave me a seductive look and gave a wink...Oh no...I then just returned to reading my book while Twilight was explaining the situation to Daring Do..Then she blushed yet again..I guess she though me reading her book means I like her in that way...Hah..Anyway...My search was going on for around..3 hours..and with all the chatting I had..It took off 1 hour..So there is only hour left....
"Oh, by the way Brony, there is only one hour left till I can remove it." Did She read my-
"Yeah, Celestia taught me..." You either go out of my mind or else I shall make...images..That you shall forever regret seeing...
"Hah! there's no way you could make me- Oh my....." She blushed and had the emotion of shock,confusion and fear
"Now, Twilight, I believe you have learned your lesson?" She nodded and trotted back down to her basement..
"Err...You sure showed her?" Says Daring Do
"I guess I did...Anyway..As Twilight said..there is only one hour left...Wanna pass the time while I wait?" She shrugged then nodded...We talked and talked..Mostly Daring Do was talking about her adventures..I was talking about how Dragons could use potato's as dinosaurs but then there was this one time where I talked about how the cake is a lie. Then, an hour passed, and Twilight came back...
"Ready to remove the spell?" I facepalmed
"Why would I not want to remove the spell? I mean...If I did love you..Not saying I don't...And also not saying that I do...I would really want the love to be true, and not for it to be a forced crush" She nodded in understanding and charged her horn...There wasn't a pink vision anymore when I look at her..and I'm not that affectionate to her anymore...So I suppose it worked...Then there is something else I noticed....HER eyes were replaced by hearts....
"Crap..." was all I said as she leaped at me. I grabbed her in mid air
"What are you doing?" She looked at me.
"I WANT YOU" Alright...I guess she doesn't have much willpower...I decided to act fast and do what I thought was best at the moment...I slapped the shit out of her..and she was knocked unconscious
"Sorry twi..." I muttered under my breath..But then I realized..I had a breath...But SHE didn't...
"Oh, okay." Was all I could say while I noticed the dead Twilight on the floor...
"You...You killed her! YOU MONSTER!" Daring Do then flew straight out of the door...A lot of people called me monster...Wonder why...Now...What to do with her dead body? Taking advantage of it is off the list...I just gotta think...I wouldn't wanna lose Twilight... I decided to take a walk..Take my mind off things.. I noticed Daring Do flying away to the everfree forest...I was walking around with a frown on my face...The pony I expected to come was Pinkie, though any other pony would be okay. But it turns out RD was flying over me
"Yes, Dashie? What is it?" She tried hiding in a cloud..But when I talked to her she flew down to me
"Why are you so sad?" I sighed
"Nah, it's nothing...I just killed Twilight Sparkle..That's all.." She looked at me with shock...Then laughed.
"Haha, Brony, you're SO random! even more than Pinkie!" I sighed again
"You'd think people will take you seriously when you say something serious..THEN laugh about it when they know its a joke..." She was shocked again.
"So you really did kill Twilight!??!!" I nodded...The next thing I remember was blackness surrounding me..I woke up with me tied to a table and with 5 of the mane six and daring do looking at me with disgust...
"You killed our friend...yer gonna pay" Applejack said with venom and malice dripping out
"Oh man, this reminds me SO much of Magic.Mov! Anyway, I don't want to be stuck in this table forever.." I used my powers to burn the ropes that tied me up...then use my electric powers to appear at Twilights library..
"Don't worry...I got this.." I whispered in her ear..
Sharky better make this worth it...