Chapter 13

I finally teached Rainbow Dash to play...We both played every kind of mode and she loved it. I told her how there were nicer fictions than Cupcakes and then it ended up in me opening my laptop for all of the mane six to see. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depends on your view on this...I didn't have much pony related things..I was scrolling down on the popular fictions, trying to see if there is a fiction that they would all like but then Rainbow Dash stopped me.

"Whats that 'My Little Dashie' story?" She asked while pointing a hoof at it.

"First of all, it's about you, obviously....Second, it made many people cry and care more for you...Third...Uh...Just first and second I guess..." She looked at me confusion.

"Wait, so...If you know what it is about..That means you read it? And you said it made some people care for me more?" She got a bit more closer to me...

"Yep..." She got even more closer...

"So that means that you care for me more too?" She got even closer...Now I was very angry...

"FUCK THIS! THIS IS CLICHE! AT ONE POINT THE PONY HAS A CRUSH ON THE HUMAN....EVERY FUCKING TIME! IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER OR HAVE ANY IDEAS, I WILL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AND RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! I mean...That's a bit too close...Dash...." They were all shocked speechless from my sudden outburst but then I shrugged. I thought of something...They probably have questions on the 'Porn' thing...I may just help them with their curiosity... I got on ponibooru...And good thing that they stopped being shocked and were whispering to each other about something...I filtered it so it would only show explicit images..Then they came back and gasped.

"WHATS THAT?!?!?! IS THAT-" I cut off Twilight

"Yep..This is porn....Innocent minds are too mainstream...." They all looked at me with shock and horror...I just gave them a wink...But then they all ran away..

"Gee,I wonder why.." I muttered to myself. I decided to bring the PS3 along with the Move now...Seeing as there is nothing else to do...And I obviously didn't see Daring Do leaving...Speaking of Daring Do....I decided to open a portal and do some more adventuring...I opened a random portal so it would be more fun being surprised on what the random world is...But then I heard someone familiar talking...

"Nothing is true...Everything is permitted that is the way of-" I cut him off by stopping in front of him

"The assassins?" He was shocked but then suddenly aimed a hidden blade at my throat

"Who are you? Are you a Templar spy?" He asked me

"If I was, I wouldn't blow my cover you dumb ass, but I am not a Templar so I would just be going back to my world now..." And before he can reply I got back to the library.  I suddenly had a huge headache and heard a ringing in my head, then, I lost consciousness....My first thought was That has been so overused its not even funny

I woke up in a hospital bed...Though I felt fine with a slight headache...I sat up on the bed which was small which I think was because it was for ponies..Unless I am in the real world..Which I really hope not...But I guess I am still in Equestria since the place is colorful...

"Are you okay?" I noticed Twilight sitting beside me...

"Yeah, just a headache. Anyway, I'm gonna go jump off a cliff for no reason now." She looked at me with confusion

"Wha-" I used my electricity powers to increase my speed and appear at the nearest cliff...

"Heh, that worked..." I muttered to myself...Then I just jumped off the cliff and when I was close to the ground, I focused my energy and used my fire demon wings to go back up...Then used my electricity to go back to Twilight's library...Then I found Daring Do reading a...Daring Do book....She didn't notice me come in..that, or she ignored me...

"And then you get tentacle raped at the end" She looked up at me with shock and horror

"What did you say?" I decided not to be TOO weird too soon...

"Oh, I said that you were going to get the artifact and escape with it..." I said hoping she would believe me...

"Oh, alright..I just thought you said something else..." I decided to have fun a bit...

"What did you think I said?" She gave me a sly smirk

"Oh, nothing important...But it would have been fun..." Oh god...

"Okay then......" I said with a bit of worry. Twilight came back and I gave her a hello and she looked at me with anger

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE US BACK THERE?" I decided to have even more fun

"Oh? Having a crush on me? And sad that I left you?" She blushed along with some anger

"NO! I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! If anything..I think you have a crush on me!" She said trying to counter me.

"I do, your point?" She blushed again..and this time she had some guilt.

"You do?" She said with slight happiness..

"Nope." She was sad...I made a pony sad....I should feel guilty....Lolno

"Well okay..." She said as she got back up to her room to probably read a book.

"You're evil, you know that?" Said RD

"And you're sexy, you know that?" She blushed but was still disappointed in me.

"Now is not the time for jokes! You made her depressed! HOW COULD YOU?" I looked at her...Faking guilt...

"I'm sorry...I guess...I just read the manual? Or it just comes natural?" She shouted at me some insults before flying away..This time..I really did feel guilt..But..She said she didn't have a crush on me? God damn..Now what do I do? God damnit..What would Sharky do in this situation?Be even more oblivious. Right..Thank you brain....

Oh well..Gotta make it up to her...Somehow...

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Short chapter? You bet your ass it is!

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Abody, out!

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