Authors notes: Yes it is time to go back to the crack shipping, I would like to share with you though in a future blog post what the key to pulling off the romance factor was, and how me and Mcdonalds Applejack did it.
Also excuse the joke where I compare how much better Deadpool is than the vampires from Twilight, I did not mean to offend any fans of Stephanie Meyers work.
Applejack woke up, the pain in her leg still there, but she had the most pleasant dream, a dream of her and Deadpool, after this was all over, and for some reason, she was a human girl. Deadpool being the one who just saved her life was all she remembered in the last 5 minutes. Deadpool had just proven the point that was flowing through her head all night, he was reckless, violent, and caring. He was like a vampire, who sparkled in the sun, only more insane and
FAR less whiny. (Authors note: Aw come on I couldn’t resist that joke.). Applejack then tried to get up before the pain in her leg intensified.
“No, Applejack, you’re in no condition to get up.”, Fluttershy said, calmly looking at the leg she just bandaged.
“You’re lucky Deadpool was there to save you, had he not been awake, you would’ve been a goner.” Fluttershy continued, now looking at Deadpool who was sound asleep under the stars.
Applejack stubbornly disagreed and tried to get up again before falling back down this time harder than the last due to the fact she got farther.
“No Applejack, just lay back, and relax. Think about calming thoughts, like your favorite spot in Sweet Apple Acres, now imagine your on that hill, watching the sun set down, the birds singing a beautiful song, and no trouble in the world.” Fluttershy said.
This easily calmed Applejack down, she got her mind off of Mephisto, off of Discord, off of anything else giving her stress, it felt as though she was on a cloud. She felt warm and soft inside, as Fluttershy lay a blanket over her, It was now 11:30 and the ponies had 8 hours before it was time to hit the road (Even though Twilight insisted they go at six).
“Now imagine that stallion you were talking to in your dream was next to you, and you 2 were leaned up against each other like a pair of doves.” Fluttershy continued. Although Applejack knew Fluttershy’s hearts and hooves were in the right place when she said this, the word “Stallion” made her have to conceal a tear. Fluttershy saw she made Applejack uncomfortable and slowly stepped back, after barely audibly muttering “Sorry”.
This lead her to extreme sorrow, just the fact that when everypony thought of love for a mare they thought of a mare and a stallion. If that wasn’t the case they would automatically think she was a Fillyfooler like Rainbow Dash. Only Applejack actually WASN’T a fillyfooler, Rainbow Dash was just so far in the closet, she found Marenia, but back on topic.
It's funny, romance was the last thing she thought of in her life, she thought most stallions were just jerks who just saw her as " a fresh virgin olive" ( excluding Big Mac ), she expected no different of Deadpool’s species, but for some reason different of Deadpool.
Rarity, being the pony who loved romance, took advantage of Applejack’s honest nature.
“So who is the lucky stallion, he may not be immortal like us but I’m pretty sure Celestia can fix that so that he can be.”, Rarity said, making a lump form in Applejack’s throat.
Could it be that Deadpool could be made immortal? (Authors note : Yes i am well aware he already is, but Applejack isn’t aware.) Would he accept her as a girlfriend?
Applejack tried to hold her breath to not tell her, so Rarity just looked her sternly in the eye. Applejack, of course could not hold it in and let go.
“Its not a stallion.” Applejack said, Rainbow Dash instantly looked up at this Authors note: I love jokes involving Rainbow Dash’s sexuality.
Rarity said, “I didn’t know you were a fillyfooler.”, To which Applejack shook her head no, putting a frown on Rainbow Dash’s face.
Rarity was now confused, “If you don’t like stallions and you don’t like mares, who do you like.”
Applejack turned as red as blood as she tried to come up with an excuse not to tell them. All the other ponies were looking at her.
Pinkie Pie then spoke up, “It is Deadpool, duh.”
Rarity just ignored the comment along with the other ponies, before asking “Stop playing games, Applejack. Who is your mystery crush?”
Applejack finally spoke up, “Pinkie’s right, it is Deadpool.” She looked down, ashamed that she disgraced herself by falling in love with someone who wasn’t even her own species.
Rarity looked, “Doomed love? THAT’s the most romantic kind?”, She then picked up a flower. “Your love is dead, your love is doomed, your love is dead, your love is doomed.” Rarity said, pulling off the pedals, “But in the end you find a way to love each other.” She said nervously.
Applejack went back to bed, wondering whether or not she should’’ve told her friends that.