Johnny Spurs just wants to have a normal life where people pay him to do stuff and he gets to eat sleep and drink without worry. Asshole Cat just wants to be fed and left alone. They make a decent enough pair.
Then, some brilliant individual decides it'd be a great idea to send these two lunatics out into the wide wide world of Equestria to search for treasure. Or something.
Neither of them was really paying attention.
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You had me at "asshole cat". What a wonderful pleonasm.
I, too, am here for the asshole cat.
This is a far better story than it has any right to be.
Its morally wrong to let suckers keep their cash.
Dis gon b gud.
Aw, yeah, Derpy!
If anyone could survive the killer mine, it's her. She'd get spat out in an instant, with the cave complaining about stomach ache.
Fuck yeah, new chapter!
I think you the word "before" here.
3424505 Nope. I can see how you'd think that, but he's a space hog before, during, and after, too.
I would read more of this.
What do you mean, "in the morning"?
Derpy's cuteness is unconditional and no silly thing like the time of day can alter it!
one word...... borderlands
this chap reminds me of Uncharted 3..... must be the maps.... or the descendant of an obviously old explorer...... fics sweet, gonna keep readin it.
oh and twilight..... you dont start a conversation/but into an unrelated one with the topic of sex. i wish there is a celestia facepalm emotocon for you.
gallop..... damn..... feel bad for the poor colt she chased down to "take care of her needs"....... i just imagine her pointing her shotgun at him shouting "don't cum inside me" with pure venom in her voice.
I don't usially read fan fics with oc's in them; but when I do, I make sure there is an asshole cat in them.
I actually hate most fan fics with oc's in them but campy and not serious stories I give a pass because it's not meant to be taken that seriously anyways. Plus oc's get to do things other then what the main six do in that they are not limited by preconceived perceptions of that character.
Huh