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My mind is full of What.

I think I lost when I read the summary, to be honest.

Without a doubt the best Trixie/Pinecone shipfic I've read so far.

This is beautiful. If we still had a star rating system, it would be an instant five.

This is it, guys. It doesn't get any better than this. Pack up and go home. We've had a good run, but the Ultimate Shipping Fic has been written.

To late. I already went "What"  when I saw the title.

Also, I am proud to say that as an avid follower of the 'trixie eats a pinecone' meme I did not, at any point, go 'What'.

Do I get my internet now?

This sounds...different. I'll have to check it out later.

Whaa...Di....hunh....I am so fucking confused right now. Great story though.

Just reading the title makes my ass hurt.

I didn't go "wat" - but many lols were had.

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Yay, free internet! Thanks!

Yeah, that was weird.

But I like weird.

I knew the pine cone was someone the series had introduced (I actually thought it was Twilight at first), and the ending didn't disappoint.

I'd love to see the follow up as to how Trixie plans to explain THIS one. She's gonna have to pull out all the stops!

Weird but funny, and I got a giggle out of it so here's your thumbs up.

Quite possibly the greatest shipfic ever written.

This was so amazing.

My mind has been broken and shattered to the far reaches of all things derp.....Thank you I must now go and lay down and giggle uncontrollably for a while

HOLY SHIT!

That's pretty much the only cognitive thought my brain is capable of producing right now.

I lost at the title XD

I was actually kind of hoping this would be terrible.

But it really really wasn't. That was hilarious. Have ALL THE LIKE I CAN GIVE.

So... one. But it's great. Seriously enjoyed it. Well played, sir/madam.

I never said what.

It was more like:

"DAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQDAFUQ"

All my WHAT?

Partly because of the premise, partly because of the story, but mostly because of the fact that I actually liked it.

Seems normal to me.

Good story. Thumbs up.

>>266330266330

Indeed you do. It's a bit sticky and I don't know where it's been, but hopefully you'll enjoy it anyway.

>>270695270695

I'm just going to pretend its tree sap.

Y-yeah...tree sap...

*Crawls into fetal position and rocks slowly*

I lost the internet, I has sad.

I thought this was just a joke at first, but when I saw it was 8000 words I rethought that and gave it a read.

This was really good, which from the title I was not expecting. Keep up the good work!

well i lost i said what as soon as i read the name of the story. now to read the actual story!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA There were no whats mainly cuz i couldnt  stop laughing

I thought she was going to eat the pinecone. Having the pinecone merge with pinkie and become an alicorn was pretty unexpected.

Yeah I lost the challenge at the declaration of love. The mind that conjured up this mental insanity greatly concerns me.

I love it when someone takes such a bizarre concept and actually makes an entertaining story out of it.

You owe me an Internet. I only said WHY and HOW and not once said WHAT out loud.

Please, give it to me before I take it from you with force.

>>280924280924

Sorry. Judging by your profile picture, you're already friends with Trixie. Even if she hadn't already told you the details, it's likely you knew what was going on before you read the story.

Aah, go on then. I think I have one hidden away in my basement that I can give you.

My Rating System Involving Smilys

Content: The pacing was perfect, it was filled out in all the right places. It was beautifully written piece that kept me entertained all the way through.

Effectiveness:   I'm gonna say the romance was this fic's strong point. It was a trully heart warming piece. To an mentally unstable psychopath like me, all this was perfectly normal so yeah.... Internet.

Memorabilia: I'll probably forget this even existed within a week. Which admittedly is a feat in itself, given the story's premise.

Continuity (Fanon & Canon): Trixie was acting a little out of character (Both for her Canon AND Fanon personality) but you were trying to make a point, so I'll overlook that. The Twixie-Twilight Rivalry is a major sub-plot, and is practically intrinsically linked to Trixie's character; so it's high disconcerting for to have a Trixie that doesn't even know who Twilight is, let alone feel jealousy or guilt towards.

Overall:

This fic deserves 4/5 yays

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING! YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN!!!!

I'm so confused...but I deserve my internet since I slaped myself repeatedly to keep from saying what.

Also....Pinkie as an alicorn....

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I'm Vimbert the Unimpressive, and I approve this fanfic.

WHAT in the WHAT with a WHAT

That...was remarkably enjoyable!

Seth squee for 1 month cuz of this

Wut

I tried. I failed at "EAT ME!".

What.

wat.

...Huh.

Trixie's actually a pretty nice pony.

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Um... I liked it? I think. I mean, I'm pretty sure.

This is the greatest shipping I have ever read by far, and that's saying something. This was absolutely hilarious and adorable at the same time. I'll admit my mind was full of "what" at a few times during the story but I laughed and couldn't help but squee at some of the scenes. This has earned it's spot in my favorites. Well done

I won an internet!

(You become immune to "wat's" after reading things like Cloppy Pasta.

first i was all

then i was all

then i was still

Woot i win an internet! I guess something good did come of all those trollfics ive read.

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seriously though, pretty good story, many laughs were made

It wasn't that bad, actually it was pretty good and well written.

Trixie x Piney is, without a doubt, THE new OTP of the entire Friendship is Magic universe for me. These characters have incredible chemistry, and the internal struggle Trixie faced over whether she should eat Piney and gain the power she always desired was conveyed with such raw emotional power.

This is the greatest shipping ever. I mean, it's even better than... Well... My old OTP.

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THERE WAS EVEN MORE CHEMISTRY IN THIS STORY THAN BETWEEN THESE GOATS!

I wasted my "what" when it was revealed the pine cone was female D: . Curse you mlp fandom and your same sex ships! I wanted that internet >_>. So close. "freddy_m.gif"

She felt nothing except the fluffy texture of her feathers. That stallion had lied to her – the wings were not an erogenous zone. Trixie blushed at the memory of their relationship, the thrill of her new wings dampened slightly by the knowledge she had once dated a pervert.

Oh yes. Thank you so much for that. I love wings, but ever since the fandom started viewing them sexually they've been massively downplayed.

That ending...

This... was surprisingly good. I think I need to rethink my life views now.

WAT

I love Trixie to death (Thanks in large part to Sethisto's unknowing, yet relentless assault on my brain's love center) but that was all my brain could manage, especially at "Eat me!".

Regardless of all the WAT still currently buzzing around in my brainy parts though, I absolutely love this story.

I'm trying desperately to give you my opinion on this fanfic. I just can't do it. Mere adjectives like good, bad, and WHAT-THE-FUCK!?!?!?!? don't adhere to this madness.

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MY MIND!

I never went what...

though my mind is still in the process of comprehending of what is has just read...

AAAAAannddd.... what.

That was... amazing.

But also wat.

One word: wat?

What is this? I don't even? Wat?

I totally called the pinecone being nightmare moon, it was so obvious. The part with pinkie was odd though, not that that is new. Overall I would say 4.5 moustaches

:moust

I wrote Party Rock, and I heartily approve of this story.

I have to say that I actually managed to not utter a single "what" through out this whole fic. In fact, from the point at which she started gaining power, I had already guessed it was <spoiler> trapped in the pine cone. So now I want my internets. I deserve two for guessing the plot.

I read Blueshift's work, as well as 4chan writefaggotry on a daily basis. BRING IT ON!!

I deserve an internet. I was about to say "what." but my brain collapsed and I was unable to properly pronounce anything.

I... what... huh...

I do believe I have just lost a screw, excuse me while I go break down.

I don't know what to think. What did I just read?

I lost the rights to that internet when Piney screamed "EAT ME!"

You tricked me into saying what! The only reason I said it is because I was reading out loud! Otherwise this concept is perfectly normal for my bizarro mind!

Given that Rainbow Dash and Twilight both seemed to forgive Trixie, I figure this relationship between her and Pinkie could actually go a long way, along with Trixie becoming a better pony and such.

I managed to last until Pinkie. Curse you Pinkie Pie!

I think I might have done a brief "what" when Piney and Pinkie became Pinkamoona... either that or it was a "this is so weird, but okay". This is very random... and cracky... I quite like this. Thumbs up!

I... I don't have words for this...

This just completely boggles my mind.

I...I am honestly speechless.

You win man. You win.

Ducks are birds

>>293359293359

Hell, you deserve more than that. Have an invisible Trixie. She can watch you while you sleep.

>>266308266308 my sentiments exactly

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I did not say what... I was certainly thinking it. How is it even possible to think of this? Great fic, one of my favorites.

I WON

SCREW YOUR INTERNET, GIVE ME ALL THE COOKIES

I was so close.... I said what when I read the last line and thought about what I just read.

Cool story, bro^^

>>296737296737

Cookies? What? No! That wasn't part of the deal! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!

>>299497299497 And 500! Dodoria, show them what they've won!

*Dodoria blows up your children*

- Utterly ridiculous premise.

- Comically rebuffs several fandom cliches.

- Has a real plot.

- Written like a completely serious story, if not for the subject matter.

- Pinkamoona Diane Pine.

I love how seriously this is presented. It's constantly being ridiculous without quite breaking the limits of believability. And there's no skimping on the plot or production value just because it's a "silly" story. Thumbs up!

What did I just read? I read words and was able to ascertain that there was indeed, a plot; but beyond that I'm not sure.

I almost made it through that story without going 'whot', and I would have too, if it weren't for Pinkie. Really, I should be used to such a thing, but that was so out of the blue. What's really strange is the whole Piney-being-nightmare moon thing being not that surprising. Really. Truely, though, a great read.  

First two paragraphs: I'm already in love with this story, and the pine cone hasn't even shown up yet!

Finished. The best thing about this fic besides having a story that is both completely absurd while simultaneously fitting in with the FiM mythology is the portrayal of Trixie. It shuns the fanbase's conventions and shows her to be more reasonable and intelligent. I'm sort of an advocate of the possibility that Trixie's showboating is just her on-stage persona and her theatrical retreat from Ponyville was contrived to save face. Now I just wish the narrative had developed in such a way that would result in a Trixie and Spike pairing.

A Trixie-Pie ship disguised as a parody of a  popular meme?

Well played, sir.

Alternative Ending:

"...Fulfil your destiny, Trixie! EAT ME!”

Trixie considered the proposition. Her first thoughts had been revolt, but on further reflection, it seemed fitting. That way, they would be together forever. It was the ultimate gesture of her feelings for Piney.

"Alright, but only because I love you," she said resolutely.

"Ok. Sweet," Piney responded.

She bit into the pinecone. It tasted like tree. Chewing was painful. It just broke the thing up into a bunch of splintery fragments which poked into her cheeks and cut up her tongue. Swallowing was even worse. The spikey ball of chewed up bark would scrape her throat the whole way down.

"Not gonna lie, this is genuinely unenjoyable," Trixie said, to no one in particular.

But she didn't give up. She was still set on the poetic gesture, no matter how painful it might be. She finished the pinecone and then awaited the surge of power. But no such power came.

"What the hay is going on?" Trixie inquired the empty air around her.

At that moment a unicorn stallion popped up from behind some bushes nearby.

"Ha ha." His laugh sounded exactly like Nelson from the Simpsons. He wore a wide, unnatural grin. "I made you fall in love with a pinecone and then eat it."

Trixie was dumbfounded. "What?"

"Ventriloquism magic. Ever heard of it?" The stallion laughed and waited briefly for a response, but none was about to come from the newly muted Trixie. "Doesn't seem like it... Whaaaatever. It'll clue in eventually. For now, I got things to do. See ya!"

He jumped out from behind the bush, still giggling like a madman.

"Neeeeeeeeeerds!" he yelled out.

As he ran off, Trixie noticed his cutie mark was trollface.jpg.

What the fuck did I just read.

Nightmare Moon x Trixie shipping? That's a new one, I think.

So much wut.

And then Trixie put on a new magic show with her new marefriend/assistant:

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My reaction:

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It really is a funny story, even though I can't understand why Trixie would fall for a pine cone if she had so much trouble befriending any other pony. Also, I commend you for making Trixie seem cute and pitiable. And definitely Pinkamoona FTW!

I find this story completely normal

>Basically a PinkiexTrixie shipfic without the need of having to write any sort of development between Trixie and Pinkie.

Very well done author. I never expected to be tricked into reading a shipfic.

yes yes i did not say that word and also got a strange boner now i win!!!

I turned off my 'WAT' engine, and opened up a damn good story. that was quite a twist, Pinkamoona, and piney being eaten . I want Moar.

I didn't even get past the description and I lost

Piney x Trixie is best ship

Wow.... just.... just wow. This. Was. Hilarious. I have no idea how to explain what I just read or how much I loved it,

Que?

Quoi?

WHAT!?

So exceptionally random. I failed the test in an epic fashion.

Have all my thumbs up.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...I was laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH Ahhhh......this has got to be the most freaking funny as story I have ever read before in my life......WHEW!    Buck it, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........alright...now onto the review itself....I am now a fan of Trixie, she is now of my favorite villians and when write my own stories I'll be more then glad to add her. Ahh.....a pinecone......made MY day. Love Nightmare Moon and adding Pinkie pie was just like WHAT THE BUCK! Hahahahahahahahahahaahah......ah.........very, very great read good sir/madam.

>>305801305801 Best alter ending EVER!

>>303299303299 A Trixie/Spike pairing? I am so down! Maybe you can write your own of that pairing? I got your back!

>>314811314811 Now that's just freaking funny as BUCK! HA