Framwinkle's Random Writings

by Framwinkle

Rainbow the Dashing Pony (Song parody)

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen.
Comet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen.
But reindeer are out of style,
So let's sing about ponies a while.

Rainbow the dashing pony,
Had a very colorful mane.
And if you ever saw it,
You could never say she's plain.

All of the other ponies,
Used to laugh and call her names.

"Rainbow Crash!"

They never let poor Rainbow,
Play in any pony games.

Dash: "Yeah, because I always win!"

Then one foggy Hearth's Warming's Eve,
Celestia came to say, "Ho, ho, ho!"
"Rainbow with your mane so bright,"
"Can't you clear this fog tonight?"

Dash: "Well, duh! In ten seconds flat!"

Then all the ponies loved her,

"Rainbow Dash, you rock!"

As they shouted out with glee,

"Whoo hoo!"

Rainbow the dashing pony,
You'll go down in history!

Author's Note:

My first pony-related song parody, obviously to the tune or "Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer", and done some time in 2011, I think.