Framwinkle's Random Writings

by Framwinkle

Celestia the Snow Pony (Song parody)

Celestia the snow pony was a jolly happy foal
With a horn of white and a mane the flowed
And two wings that could unfold

Celestia the snow pony was an old mare's tale they say
She was made of snow but the Bronies know
How she came to life one day

There must have been some magic in that old tiara they found
For when they placed it on her head she began to prance around

Oh, Celestia the snow pony was alive as she could be
And the Bronies say she could troll and play
Just the same as you and me

Cloppity, clop, clop
Cloppity, clop, clop
This could go so wrong.
Cloppity, clop, clop
Cloppity, clop, clop
Let's just move along

Celestia the snowpony knew that Luna was away
So she said, "Let's go play her game console
And we'll play some GTA."

Through San Andreas, boomstick at her command
She ran here and there making bronies swear
Saying catch me if you can.

She led them down the streets of town and killed a traffic cop
But she knew that she'd had her fun
When Luna hollered "Stop!"

Oh, Celestia the snow pony had so much fun that day
That she didn't mind spending all that time
On the moon so far away

Flappity flap flap
Flappity flap flap
Yeah, she's got wings, too.
Flappity flap flap
Flappity flap flap
Over the lunar dunes.

Author's Note:

A simple pony song parody of "Frosty the Snowman."

Comments

[PensacolaRanger]

How are YOU able to publish parodies without a story?

I tried that with my Patriotic Hymn parodies, and it got sent back, saying "This is not a story!"

So... I had to wind a story around the songs to get them accepted. (And, well... you can see the thumbs-downs for yourself.)

You must have some pull I don't know about yet...

[Framwinkle]

6307724 All of my song parodies, and everything else in the "Framwinkle's Random Writings" story, are all too short to be stories by themselves, (under 1000 words,) which is why they're grouped together. This "story" acts as a file folder for all the little bits, because collectively they're over 1000 words, which is why this is allowed. They mention doing this in their site's rules, which is where I got the idea.

Maybe if you do something similar with your parodies, and add them as chapters to a "My Song Parodies" story, or "My Random Stuff" story, they might accept them? It might also help if you have things other than parodies that get posted together first, because once the story is approved, I don't think they're as picky about individual chapters, if they see them at all. That way, if someone has a thing against approving parodies, they might not be as likely to see them because they'd be posted as new chapters to an existing story.

I think the main thing, though, is just having something over 1000 words. Most song parodies by themselves aren't going to come close.