It's four a.m. where I live.  I just found out that my roommates don't like it when I wake them up with giggles.  Good show.

this made me lol and read it in all the voices! also fyi your video link in the description does not work. all in all good I enjoyed it and hope you do more

4.5/5 Stars

>>257353257353

That's...odd...but thanks for the notice!

Aww yeahhh... Great job^^

I WANT MOAR "GOD FUCKING" DAMMIT. i LOST MY SHIT WHEN CONNERY SPOKE. I do think his final Jeopardy answer should have been harsher and more nasty like "Alex Trebek is a champion..." you wagered "...at sucking d***!"

>>258272258272

I originally was going to do -something- along those lines, but two problems

1) I didn't think that was in his character to be that vile

2) I don't know but I'll think of it later.

Truth be told, I'm not sure what inspired me to write this, but I'm glad I did :D

>>258578258578

Dude, Did we watch the same show? I remember one Connery's final jeopardy answers being a picture of Trebek having sex with a horse (which is hilarious now that Trebex is now in Equestria.)

I found this short compilation video of Connery's insults (here). and yes they are brutal.

Still it's all in good fun.

>>258639258639

hahahaha Yes, I remember that one. They didn't show the entire picture if I remember.

oh, right, reason number two is:

I'm not as awesome as Sean Connery.

>>259258259258

can I make a suggestions for castings on future episodes?

A) a diamond dog, Steve Magnet(the flaming river serpent), and Sean Connery.

B)Hoity Toity, Foto Finish, and Sean Connery.

Maybe have Burt Reynolds there.

AN episode for Musical Equestia Jeopardy:

A) Frederic Horseshoepin, vinyl Scratch, Sean Connery

B) Vinyl Scratch, Pinkie Pie, Sean Connery

C) Sapphire Shores, Octavia, Sean Connery.

>>259608259608

it'll probably be a long time before I touch back on this again (I have a lot of other fanfictions AND I'm editing for a few people...ugh!) but I will consider those. I was thinking of

-Photo Finish

-All the Cutie Mark Crusaders at one podium (why not?)

-And of course, Sean Connery.

But again, who knows. Writing in Jeopardy format is tough, especially trying to make it funny and format multiple characters with only words.

well that was amusing to say the least. i hope that we can see more of this.

This actually exists. Oh my god. My life is complete.

OMG I demand moar This is just too funny not to continue! I was laughing my flank off the entire time.

this would totally be 100% correct if it was on SNL

Jeopardy parody crossover fan fiction, Yay! I love the bit with the marker and it was nice to see Connery insult Trixie in the most vulgar Connery way possible.  

Sean Connery is now my hero, hands down. If I could do that to Trixie, I totally would ... and then win in the ensuing fist/hoof fight that would come.

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>>282767282767

>>282941282941

Wow, thanks! I'm really glad to see that this is still steadily gaining attention! When this first was published on the site, it didn't recieve well so I'm glad it's getting more followers!

It's going to be tough coming up with the next set (honestly, Sweetie Belle didn't feel right for this chapter, but I don't want to use the mane 6 until much later) but I hope not to let anypony down! Also... how the hell does Sweetie Bell know how to factor 0-0?

Trebek's always been too lax on Sean. It seems in bad taste given the men's club crack, but Trixie may have more balls than him.

I'd love to find out how Connery got in, though, if he's not a unicorn. I know for the rock artist edition he'd released an album comprised entirely of dirty limericks, but... damn, the shenanigans that had to be pulled to make it on this round must've been epic. Or catastrophic. Preferably both.

>>283007283007

I still vote for a Music edition of Equestrian Jeopardy, just because there are so many options.There's Pinkie Pie, Sapphire Shores, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Bluenote, Golden Melody(Blue Grass) and Frederic Horseshoepin.

I mean there are tons of popular side characters and background characters like: Mac, Cheerilee, Braeburn, Zecora, Burt Reynolds(Turd Ferguson), etc.

Oh,and  by the way  Sweetie Bell was both hilarious and adorable  

Oh well played

Sean Connery is always the best in SNL Jeopardy next to Sharon Osbourne

Ha! Took me a second to figure out the banana.

Well played, well played.

Great as always, I have just run out of things to nice say about this fic without coming off as repetitive. I love the final jeopardy

That... was brilliant!

Wonderful. Simply wonderful. You've captured the concept of SNL Jeopardy so well yet again

That, and you really set the standard for CherixTwi. This almost made me acknowledge them as an amazing shipping.

Keep up the good work

Do I sense a Romance Reports reference with the Twilight/Cheerilee thing? As if this thing needed more awesome.

I have a brilliant one.

Celestia vs. Luna vs. Twilight

-Recent Equestrian History

I'll just leave this here

>>383928383928

Brilliant!!!!!! Except I already used Luna... dang it.

>>383971383971 Doesn't mean she can't reappear. Remember Turd Ferguson?

When I first saw this story I thought "Well

Other crossovers have turned out swell"

And wouldn't you know it, this one was great

Now I must read on, can't wait!

Well written, well structured and terribly funny

You sir are quite good, for an abandoned bunny.

Very nice, but I think the first two were slightly better.

*no comment*

>>398239398239

and yet you commented 0-0

I had a good laugh or two...

>>578094578094

better than nothing in my book, thanks for reading!

>>578137578137

Might I suggest doing a obscure characters next round?

>>578151578151

Who do you reccomend?

>>578275578275

Have you done zecora? Flim flam? Brauburn (or how ever you spell it) THUNDER HOOVES! Iron will would be especially entertaining when talking to Connery

>>578299578299

I'll take that into consideration, thanks for the feedback!

Another eloquent chapter

I suggest Roid Rage in any of the chapters ahead for shits and giggles

Dear god these are great.  

>>578376578376

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

My mind's already working... I can see it now!

>>578424578424

I can't tell you how much I appreciate comments like this. The comment would be too long.

Yay! the insanity is back. The funny thing is that I'm surprised that Sweetie Bell isn't a returning champion because the 9-12 year old child is more competent than a bunch of adults. There isn't much to say other than it was funny as usual and you brought Bert Reynolds into the show. I loved that part where Discord and Connery got into it.

>>578654578654

Yeah, he was pretty funny, wasn't he?

I'm just surprised that people actually came back to comment (let alone snagging a few more favorties).

Part of me wants to send this to EqD just for kicks and giggles to see what they'd say (because I know that this would never pass XD) but I don't want to waste their time.

I may get Sweetie Belle to come back, but frankly the point of this skit is to emphasize the stupidity of others and while she does offer a nice contrast, using her too often will ruin the joke. For now, I'll just add more people to the skits. I have no idea why Trixie is an exception, she just is! I mean, she is seventh best pony :3

Huh, I forgot this even existed.

Well it's still good.

I have an idea. Include Celestia, and preferably some ruffians. Like a chimera. Or a hydra, or even cerberus, heck why not just include some pets, tank, olycious, Twilight's pheonix (Forgot his name since he's really only in one episode) or any pet really. Angel bunny would also be awesome. And why no Rainbow Dash .

  And lastly, include doctor whooves. He would probably be the only person to get an answer right...If all the questions weren't directed towards people with phd's in doctorates and medical stuff. (Hint hint).

I have an idea. Include Celestia, and preferably some ruffians. Like a chimera. Or a hydra, or even cerberus, heck why not just include some pets, tank, olycious, Twilight's pheonix (Forgot his name since he's really only in one episode) or any pet really. Angel bunny would also be awesome. And why no Rainbow Dash .

  And lastly, include doctor whooves. He would probably be the only person to get an answer right...If all the questions weren't directed towards people with phd's in doctorates and medical stuff. (Hint hint).

Hey idk if you remember but one of my friends (M0vinTarg3t) said we would read these in all the voices for entertainment and it really made us laugh, well i wanted you to know that we are doing readings of these and were are gona put them up on the our YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCiderFactory?feature=watch. we are just about done with the first one and were trying to make it pretty professional if you want an example of what it will sound like listen to shipping goggles its just going to have more voice actors also have a pic that will be used for the vid and if you want you could use it for your first one http://thechief1992.deviantart.com/#/d521guf

>>681626681626

I love it! Seriously, this blows me away!

>>682426682426 Well im glad you like it and i hope you like the read we are trying to make it awesome, also just a funfact I do a pretty mean Sean Connery :D but were doing these fics because they are just laugh out loud funny and tons of fun to do :). So i hope you enjoy it when it comes out, I'll post a link on here when its out, I would say probably a couple more weeks and it will be out. Oh and i hope you keep making them

haha wow the tree puns were marvelous and once again i laughed out loud Geebus so damn funny man just keep it up.

That awesome moment when your recommendation was taken seriously by the author. That was a great chapter!

>>683500683500

Yeah, I probably could have done a bit more with Iron, but turns out he's a lot harder to write for than I imagined. I probably failed to get even close.

>>684401684401

actually Iron Will seemed pretty well done; personally I just liked the tree puns.

"Suck it Trebek! Suck it Long....Suck it hard."

This is amazing!!!!!!

If you have trouble reading a fanfic because you can't stop giggling the entire time, something went right.

Ha, nice to see this is still updating.

Oh my goodness, that is too funny.  Great pacing--it's like it was written for me to laugh out loud as I read along!  Thanks for the midnight giggles, Cosmic.

Problem in this chapter (unless Discord did it):

The category chosen was "Name an Element", not "Safe to juggle?"

Don't ask me how I saw that through so many mirthful tears.

>>821942821942

How did I miss... for so long... I...

how... fixing now!

I may just suck at math, but how is Sweetie Belle's answer(s) right?

>>823963823963

It's basic factoring, however in her first panel I did neglect to put the power above the 4X and in both I should have clarified that it was a solution. Seriously... ugh, so many mistakes.

Someone has a new favorite comedic fanfic on FIMFiction!  I loved Celebrity Jeopardy, and this is spot on!  Even better, it's got ponies this time around!  This just cheered me up after I had a rotten 24 hours.  Thanks, man!  "You forgot your suffix, ma'am...the great and stupid whore."  Boom!  That is SNL Sean Connery to a T!

>>825064825064

I cannot tell you how much that means to me. I hope you enjoy the rest of these, hopefully I'll have more to come soon!

this is the best comedic story I have read so far, I love all of the final jeopardy jokes.

>>847558847558

Thanks! I appreciate the comment!

I love Tom.  He's playing the game the right way.  Rarity must be so proud...

I absolutely love the way you do inanimate--I mean--characters who can't speak.

>>864901864901

Indeed. I feel like I should get another chapter out soon... but I just can't think of any good jokes for this right now

I LOVE SNL!  Keep up  the good work.

There's probably a huge error in here somewhere, so if you see it... point it out.

Complete?

so glad I fav'ed this!

>Pinkie pie is best pony

Sad to hear that this is the final installment of this series, but oh well. All good things must end eventually.

>>15985001598500>>15984621598462

Woops. I forgot I still had that tag up. As you may have noticed, it took 18 weeks for this story's writer's block to cure. I seriously thought I'd never revisit this. but I have a few more ideas I'd like to do before I end EJ. Watch this space.

>>15985971598597 Yay, just for that, have a gift.

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I'm glad I favorited this fic, all those months ago. Damn near ever episode has brought me to extremely laughter.

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Now it's my turn to make you laugh.

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I love this fic so much.

Cupcakes...I got a bad feeling about this...

Holy Shit this updated.  And it did not disappoint.  Thank you kind sir.

and that's why Pinkie is awesome

Oh gods...

i almost passed out from laughing too hard!

Thanks, you really made my night.

>>23047742304774

Whoa, a comment after 17 weeks? Maybe I should update this thing again.

>>23048982304898 Oh yes, please do

17 weeks?

... should probably look this stuff up before commenting... NAH too much fun.

Oh that was fun to read!

Would love to see a Luna and Turd Ferguson team.

3==>

Heh, that was pleasant.