Blaze here, having a few technical difficulties. I can't change my name to 'Real Blaze Burn Crash'
The 'Real' part is for RP, suggested by Real Rainbow Dash.
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A/N: Sorry for the late update(and short) but I was busy doing... stuff. Anyways, the chapter gives the pseudonym for my human character. I'm never giving my real name.
"G'night, Dash." I said from the top bunk. "I still can't believe you beat me." She replied. Yeah, I won by a muzzle, Spitfire as a witness. "Would you shut your yap and let me sleep?" She growled, but nothing more. I closed my eyes, slowly drifting to sleep. I appeared in my mind again, but instead of Minecraftia, I was in a dream.
I saw myself (human) walking through the streets, head down, hands in my pockets. "Sweet, this is like a self-insert fanfic." I walked up to myself, tapping him, I mean, me on the shoulder. Jake looked back, not seeing anything, then looked down. I stared at me, mouth agape. "Yes Jake, We're real." I said. He picked me up, jumping in circles with the hugest smile I've ever seen. "Woah buddy, put me down. Don't wanna get pony puke all over yourself now, would you?" He put me down, looking sorry.
"How did you get here?" Jake asked, looking me up and down. "I dunno, I just appeared here. Listen, wanna go get a bite at Taco Bell?" I flew up and looked around. A Taco Bell was no more than a quarter mile from here. "Hell yeah!" He replied. Jake ran off in a direction that I remembered as the path to home. Probably getting the car.
A few minutes later, I hear a Porsche coming my direction. "There you are. Let's get some grub!" I flew into the car that was still moving and buckled up. "Hey, how do you know so much about this world?" I thought he would ask that. "Let's just say I know somepony from here." Jake nodded and we finally made it to our favorite fast food restaurant. He got out of the car and told me to stay here. I just waited, when I noticed a pair of headphones lying around. Might as well listen to some music while I'm here.
I put the headphones on and plugged the jack into the Ipod 6. I turned on 'Good ol Days' by TheLivingTombstone. I relaxed my hooves on the dashboard and my head on the seat. A couple minutes passed, and Jake came out holding a bag of quesadillas. "Soups on, everypony." I said. I was tossed one and caught it in my lap. "Thanks." I opened it up and began to eat. Jake went on the other side of me, also eating one.
"How's today going?" He asked. "Great. Won a race between me and Dash, helped Derpy deliver mail, got top bunk, the good stuff." He started snickering. "I know what you're thinking. I don't mean THAT kind of top bunk." I looked at the sky, sun roaming across it. "If only there were clouds. That would make a great day. Actually, if I rearrange my schedule, I could possibly make room to get a weather patrol job!" I held my hoof out to Jake's, and we brohoofed.
I was thinking about the fic 'On a Cross and Arrow' and wondered if I would meet my twin. Only, if that were real. The song 'Beyond Her Garden' started playing, and
I sang with it.
♪You try you're best but it's not quite there.
You kick a hoof and say "It's just not fair" A simple mare living simple dreams.
A rumor that's not quite as it seems!♪
The beat came on, and I started bobbing my head. "You look like Vinyl doing that."
Jake said. "Yeah, I like her music. I call it 'Wubstep'." We waited for a while, sometimes playing 20 questions, other times just listening to music. Out of nowhere, a portal opened up, and Spitfire walked through it.
"I see you made friends with yourself." She said. Jake's jaw was hung open for two reasons I know. "Yeah, this was a pretty nice trip back to the past. And Jake, you're a figure of my imagination, not vice versa. So, bye bye!" Jake disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving the headphones behind. I took the headphones, the Ipod, and left into the portal. I woke up moments later in the bunk bed. Oddly, the two items I took were still with me. "Sweet. I can take my imagination with me." I hopped out of bed, landing with a small puff of cloud. "What a day." I said, feeling refreshed.
I know, this is a pretty short chapter. But hey, it's a chapter. To make up for it, please listen to the following presented in my story.
(♪Good Ol Days by TheLivingTombstone)
(♪Beyond her Garden by Wooden Toaster)
And to these by same and similar artists.
(♪Discord by TheLivingTombstone)
(♪Beyond her Tombstone by MictheMic, TheLivingTombstone, and WoodenToaster)
(♪Luna by Michael Arellono)
Plus the PMV's by BronyDanceParty.
(September/Rainbow Factory/20 Percent Cooler/August)