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    Previously known as "Futashy for a week". New title thanks to Camokkid.

    Celestia finds out that Fluttershy and Luna have been having some secret relations, so as punishment, Fluttershy is given some extra "equipment"! But Fluttershy ends up finding that this punishment isn't as bad as it seems...

    Contains FUTASHY! Glorious amounts of Futashy.

    First Published
    23rd Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Apr 2013

    Comments ( 408 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 17h ago · 1 · ·
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    First attempt at a chapter story, as opposed to long single stories. So things might get a little wonky.

    Also, some characterizations here aren't meant to be taken seriously. It's a clopfic, shut up and clop.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    Stewie Griffin: It's time for a sexay pahtay!

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    How about "The Adventures of Futashy" for a title?

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    diff gonna read this whenever i get back from school XD

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    I like how you put a waring at the top of the page

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    >>252026

    Ehh, too generic.

    >>252049

    Well yeah, it's only fair to warn people about what they're about to read.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 13h ago · · ·
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    Ok, I can see twilight now.

    :facehoof: "You was doingWHAT with Princess Luna, and Princess Celestia said and did WHAT to you.  SPIKE, GET ME SOME BEER AND BRIAN BLEACH SO I CAN DRINK AND FORGET ABOUT THIS!!"

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 12h ago · · ·
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    You win! A track! A fav and hopefully I'll win some S&M~

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 12h ago · · ·
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    Futashy FTW!!!!:ajsmug::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::twilightblush::trollestia:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 11h ago · · ·
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    seems legit

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 11h ago · · ·
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    :coolphoto: What the hell is this, what's wrong with you?! :twilightangry2:

    ...But this intrigues me, go on. :twilightsmile:

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Yes! Futashy simply doesn't get enough love! Nor fics

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 7h ago · · ·
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    One wonders. Will Twilight be shocked, envious, or demand to be inited to the next party so she can finally be with Celestia, zone out, and begin going "Yes Princess" at the thoughts in her head?

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 6h ago · · ·
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    Lol, I can just tell this one is gonna be really good. Can't wait for the potential laughs this story will give me. Definitely gonna track.

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 4h ago · · ·
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    :twilightblush:

    * Clicks track button *

    This.. This will be interesting :moustache:

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Looks around, highly cautious and embarrassed then clicks the "Track" button.

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    How avout Futashy's Fantastic Phallus? :fluttershyouch:

    Or, the Fantastically Phalic Futashy? :facehoof:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Congratulations in breaking the 1k view mark! :raritywink:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>258533 And getting a ridonkulous amount of tracks in 48 hours.

    Apparently people REALLY like Futashy.

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>258640

    Yes, they do! :yay:

    Although I for one am dying for more explicit coltcuddling stuff as well... :eeyup:

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The term you were looking for was "udder".

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I love how I influenced this so much that you even quoted the whips, chains, leather, and a good deal of shouting part from the thread on the discussion board in the Clopfic group.

    Looking forward to this.  It'll be one hell of a ride, if nothing else.

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>260541

    Well it did spawn from your idea! :pinkiehappy:

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Titles: The Futa in Shy

    A Brand New Shy

    Fluttershy's Punishment

    Flutterdick (Jk :rainbowwild: )

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>261700 there is already a portal2 story [it's fairly similar to a point] called "the punishment", (don't read it, i will put a link so you know what "not" to read --> http://thepunishment.tumblr.com/post/6675242883/the-punishment-part-1-the-punishment ) that would just make this sound like a rip-off

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 3d ago · · ·
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    how bout: "Pleasurable Consequence"

    or "More Pleasure Than Pain"

    or even "Celestias 'Treatment' "

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Can't wait for the next chapter! :yay:

    *tracks*

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 22h ago · · ·
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    >>277472

    Well you're in luck, because I'm almost done with the first chapter. :rainbowkiss:

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 9h ago · 1 · ·
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    Oh, how about, "Fluttershy's Week Long Foot Long"?

    Sorry, it just got in my head and I had to get rid of it.

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 9h ago · · ·
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    >>280297

    BRILLIANT.jpg

    But a little too silly for my tastes. :duck:

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Quite exquisite good sir! :moustache:

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy's made an amazing transition from 'oh no help me get rid of this horrible thing' to 'oh hey, being a dickfilly ain't so bad'. I foresee a fascinating week for her and her friends, followed by Princess Celestia taking it off her because she's having ENTIRELY too much fun with it.

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280408

    Indeed. Screw all the ponies? Screw ALL the ponies!!

    #34 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Twilight? Experienced in sex? That is most unorthodox!

    Nice change of pace at least :)

    #35 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280444

    She's got books for everything. EVERYTHING! Including kama sutra apparently.

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280449

    "Oh man it's been so long since I had a stallion..."

    Usually with most fics she's a virgin and then develops into something strange. Here she's all decked out and ready. Guess there are perks to being one of the Celestia's bitches.

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280481

    Well this isn't "most fics"! Just 'cuz she's a nerd doesn't mean she doesn't get around. :twilightsmile:

    On an unrelated note...jesus, why am I getting so many thumb-downs from this chapter? :rainbowderp:

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    For a title, how about Fluttershy's New "Equipment"?

    Other than that, great job! Who's the next pony, Applejack? Rainbow? Pinkie? Rarity?

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280488

    You gave Fluttershy a dick. You didn't think you were going to get away with that without a new burns did you?

    #40 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280516

    Well when I had just the prologue posted, it had 43 thumb-ups and 8 thumb-downs. Now it's up to 14 thumb-downs. :rainbowhuh:

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>280533

    People are reading it. That's the best you can hope for.

    #42 · Chapter 2 · 64w, 6h ago · · ·
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    Absolutely magnificent sir! You were not kidding when you said this chapter was almost done!! Looking forward to the next one my friend!

    :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

    #43 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Can't-stop-laughing! :rainbowlaugh:

    I'm a little suprised at how much Twilight knows about this type of stuff, though... :twilightblush:

    #44 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Gee, Twilight did that without making a check list.  How in equestria did that happen!?  Also, couldn't stop laughing, can't wait for the next chapter to see who fluttershy plays with next.  Maybe it could be a threesome?

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >Her horn glowed softly as she cast an enchantment on herself down below, temporarily preventing any sperm from impregnating her.

    Something about that made me feel a little sick inside. Nothing to do with your story, not at all, but it's since my own two biggest stories involve Nightmare Moon and then Princess Celestia getting hot and bothered without protection and then getting a surprise nine months later. Oh, well... It's really that easy as saying a few second spell? That's it? Dang! :twilightblush:

    Anyways, it was glorious reading! :twilightsmile::heart::yay:

    I'm looking forward to seeing who gets "Shyed" next!

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>251095 shut up and clop eh?

    fine by me

    #47 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I liked this, especially how it avoided the usual "SCREAMING ORGASMS AND FLUIDS ON THE WALLS!" thing, it was a bit more sensual and interesting despite having an unorthodox subject.

    Good Job!

    #48 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>283562

    Well it's kinda like a magic condom, in my mind! Few second spell to magic-condom self, few seconds to put on a regular condom. Maybe the princesses just forgot. :ajsmug:

    #49 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ....what the??? MUST READ.:trollestia:

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I... I read the tumblr blog Futashy, but this?

    This is... sick! Perverted! Strangely arousing, and incredibly fun to read. Just like the blog, strangely enough.

                          ~Brilliant! Brilliant, I say~!

    P.S: I vote for Camokidd's idea! Let this story be known as "Fluttershy's Week Long Foot Long"!

    Best. Title. Evar.

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>258648

    Let's compromise - Futashy topping Big Mac!

    #52 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I wonder whether Twilight will have worked out how to cast the spell by the end of the week. I'm sure she'd find a use for it.

    #53 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>292752

    Yeah, I saw the tumblr, but I don't really like the idea of Futashy being a dog. Bleh.

    #54 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Another good chapter, and a considerable improvement over the last one.  I was thinking that you'd go in a really weird, stupid direction, but this was actually pretty sexy and intimate - a very good thing, in my books.

    Looking forward to the next update, and seeing how you'll manage to balance the intimacy you're trying to get with the absurdity of having Celestia slap a dick onto Fluttershy, who then proceeds to screw everypony in sight with it.

    #55 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    OOOOO, I see a new chapter has been added! Must. Read. Now! Expect a likely double post from me.

    #56 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Bahahahaha. I have no idea why but I was laughing my ass off the entire time. lol, Twilight is definitely one horny sum-bitch :trollestia::trollestia:

    Molestia strikes Ponyville once more.

    #57 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #59 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Being Fluttershy's close friend, they did have casual sex once in a while"

    WELL, ALRIGHTY THEN.

    Sexy and funny as usual.  I see you're taking care to make it cheesy without being stupid, which is good, because it enhances the experience rather than taking the reader out of it.

    And Fluttershy's tired after two orgasms just like that?  The girl is going to need some serious help with stamina if she wants to survive the week.

    #60 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :yay::yay::raritywink:

    #61 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>309543 In my (perverted) mind, all the main 6 have some fun with each other once in a while! :ajsmug: And what, Fluttershy having fun with Luna didn't irk you already? :trollestia:

    And 'course Fluttershy's tired after just two. She's no athlete! But maybe she'll get a little better with AJ and Mac in the next chapter...

    (note: nothing is set in stone)

    #62 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You... You used my idea for the title...

    I AM SO B*yay*ING HAPPY!  THANK YOU!

    I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG!

    #63 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy's Week-long Foot-long?

    #64 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>310202

    Yeah, me_gusta.jpg sums it up pretty well.

    #65 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Keep em coming man (NPI)

    #66 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Awesome chapter :yay:

    #67 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Gonna do a Big Mac episode?

    #68 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>314976

    Eeeeyup.avi

    #69 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Lyra and Bon Bon threesome?

    #70 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #71 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>318170 Unsure. I don't really know of any personality for either of them, so it'd be hard for me to write them.

    #72 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I'd actually like to see some Derpy.

    For a change of pace, maybe make Derpy a demon in the sack: with black lace and an obsessive kind of sexual hunger, like she wants to milk Futashy until it starts to really hurt.

    Also, for a change of pace, make Derpy eccentric and a little oddball but not retarded. (Personally, I'm sick of Derpy being thought of as just as an idiot in people's stories. She should be quirky and fun.)

    #73 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>319969 While that idea is incredibly hot, I'm not quite comfortable writing Derpy clop...

    ....YET

    And besides, I already have something similar planned. :trollestia:

    #74 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>320086 Something similar planned, hmm?

    :pinkiehappy:?

    #75 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I'm picturing a funny scene where Dash gets Futashy goo inside or on top of her wings, and she freaks out for a little while. She has to disguise it when somepony else walks in, maybe some of the CMC. That could be hilarious. "It's, uh, lotion"

    #76 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 15h ago · 1 · ·
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    >>325945

    Cutie Mark Lotion Milkers, YAY!!! :scootangel:

    :rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::twilightoops::raritydespair::applejackunsure::fluttershbad:




    :trollestia:

    #77 · Chapter 1 · 62w, 12h ago · · ·
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    i was a little shocked to see this and found out someone made that kind off fluttershy, but after checking out the tumblr and coming back to this i really like it. it's strange, disgusting and freakin hilarious at the same time.:derpytongue2:

    #78 · Chapter 3 · 62w, 8h ago · 1 · ·
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    >>320086 If you are writing Derpy clop, don't involve the muffins.  Either that, or involve them so heavily that Derpy cums muffin batter.

    You know what, scratch that, that was a fucking terrible idea.

    Excuse me, I have to pop off to go shoot myself.

    P.S.  Thank you for correcting my name. I know it's not that important, and it's time you could be spending on writing or eating or wanking or washing the gimp or sticking a pickaxe up your nose or accidentally an underage girl...  Where was I going with this?  Anyway, just know that I appreciate it.

    #79 · Chapter 3 · 61w, 23h ago · · ·
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    Lovely :D

    I 'd like to read something about Twilight and Celestia having "fun" :D Unless it has been already written? If yes, then someone give me link, please ;D

    #80 · Chapter 2 · 60w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Great story :D

    I like this chapter more than the second one, because I like Twilight more than Rarity, and reading it and imagining Twilight and Fluttershy "having fun" makes me aroused so much. I know, I'm pervert xD

    #81 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    “I'll have to bring her a little gift tomorrow.”

    ...I won't. I'm far too mature to make a joke about this!

    Great to see an update, though. Fluttershy will have to watch out, though.

    If Celestia catches her, that punishment may become permanent.

    #82 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362260 And would becoming permanent be such a bad thing? :ajsmug:

    #84 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Love it! Especially love the total abandonment and cumming inside from the= :eeyup::heart::yay:

    Can't wait to see who's next!

    First thing that comes to mind is maybe the Mayor noticing some odd shenangians and trying to check it out? Maybe?

    P.S. Little thing: “So...how's your new toy it feel?” -> “So... how's your new toy feel?”

    #85 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I am severely disappointed that this wasn't a threesome.

    But seriously though, another good chapter.  My compliments from previous chapters (good line between absurdity and seriousness, good clop, having fun with the premise, etc.) still stand, but I noticed some room for improvement.  The times, for instance, don't really seem that necessary.  You could replace "4:00" with "late afternoon", or "9:30" with "night" - the clock times just seem a bit awkward compared to the rest of the story.

    Again, though, I have to wonder why this wasn't a threesome.  It would have been so hot. :rainbowkiss:

    All in all, this is looking to be a pretty cool story.  I'm glad that I helped set it up.

    #86 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362295 I thought about a threesome too, but couldn't quite figure out a way to make it work. Plus that'd be way too predictable.

    #87 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    *I*'m severely disappointed Big Mac didn't turn around afterwards and say, 'Okay, now you try!' Ah well.

    Fluttershy really is getting some value out of her week's worth of doodle-having. If she had any sense, she'd be asking Twilight to work out how to cast the spell, rather than cancel it.

    #88 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Fluttershy and Mayor Mare would be hot. Maybe Mrs.Cake as well.

    #89 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362424 Mrs.Cake is definitely getting some.

    The Mayor, I'm not so sure though. Not really sure how she'd run into Futashy.

    #90 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362435

    Maybe some ponies got a glimpse of Shy's equipment and thought it was just some kind of special toy and didn't like the idea of it as colts and fillies could notice it and so Mayor Mare goes to her house to ask her to stop wearing it around town, one thing leads to another and you have MayorShy

    #91 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362439 Ehh, she already wears a dress to conceal her lower body, I don't think that'd work so well.

    #92 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362623

    Yes, however it has been shown a small bit of wind can cause a reaction that can let the sack at least be seen

    #93 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>362307

    >FS and AJ going at it

    >getting close

    >finish

    >FS becomes stuck in AJ due to the tightness of dat plot from applebucking all day

    >BM walks in door

    >awkward pause

    >AJ and FS explain what they were doing

    >BM is interested

    >no time like the present

    >threesome

    Though I can't fathom why you would consider predictability an issue, I can see why you would leave it out on those grounds.

    i really just wanted an incestuous futa threesome okay

    #94 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>362435

    Oh man, I don't suppose you could include Mr.Cake as well? He's one of my favorites  but he almost never gets any love. :fluttercry:

    #95 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>363337 But of course. I'm planning a nice threesome~

    #96 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #97 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>363539

    Anyways, woo, look at them poll results fly in!

    http://i.imgur.com/1In95.png

    #98 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Nice of Ol' Big Mac to " Help " her out, Applejack did good a good job too :ajsmug:

    Wondering what that " Gift " will be :trollestia:

    And with mentions of Ms. Cake I wonder just how many ponies will run into Futashy :rainbowderp:

    Keep up the good work :twilightsmile:

    #99 · Chapter 4 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "I just hope the princess doesn't catch me playing with anypony..."

    I will put money down that Celestia is one of the final ponies Fluttershy has sex with. Prolly ending with something like Celestia saying "oh, I did TOO good of a job". Watch out everyone, I am calling it here.

    >>363583

    So I would say the general consensus within the community is that the Mane 6 are roughly 18-20, more or less. Looking down the list, who the fuck wants Fluttershy with CMC. Maybe it's just me but that is a little fucked up. Just a touch.

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