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Twilight's Parents are thrilled to find out she has a coltfriend.
And it's....the Headless Horse?

for the August Crack Ships Inc. contest.

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I regret nothing.

Since Flash is a Royal Guardsman, I imagine Shining, Night Light, and Velvet might know him.

:applejackconfused:
That escalated quickly.

Well.
This is a thing.
A very thingy thing that things things.

This story is way past cool!

what is wrong with you authors these days

i don't think even regidar would have been able to think of this

like, what is this- i don't even-

Have to admit, i was not expecting to see any ship with Headless Horse but this ship is just too good not to read.

I've been hoping that someone would be brave enough to take on the Headless Horse for the contest. That was great.

Well... I am prowd of a new Twilight shipping. But the fact that it is the headless horse just makes the story 20% creepier/cooler.

I'm not sure whether I should d'aaaw or get my brain bleach from the premise alone.
That's the sign of a good crack pairing.

How does he see?

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Oh come on.
Redigar has standards.
I have standards too, but we have different standards.

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a bit of both, I think.

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I have no **** clue.

This will be......
interseting, to say the least.
And FUCKING LOOPY LOOPY PHYSCO BARMY BONKERS!
(Soundwave, track 37)

to say the most. :pinkiehappy:

3066556 fics like these

anyways, props for originality, i like it

i must go now

Nice, I'm sure the contest runner will be squeeing like a filly :pinkiehappy:

Well my interest has skyrocketed!!!:twilightsmile:

I'm sorry for what I must do... :pinkiesad2:

Well I can see where this is HEADED. :ajbemused: Night Light sure lost his HEAD. :fluttercry: Grandkids? Let's not get A-HEAD of our selves. :raritycry: She could have given them a HEADS up. :facehoof: Is he regular or unheaded? :pinkiesick: Sorry can't get these out of my HEAD. :rainbowlaugh:

Ok I am done sorry. :twilightblush:

Personal head-canon time! Long ago, during the War of the Sun and Moon, The captain of Celestia's Solar Guard was a young and powerful unicorn knight. During the war's final battle, the young captain maneuvered his way directly to Nightmare Moon, and actually managed to score a blow on her. Insulted that one of Celestia's whelps was somehow able to hurt her, she tore off the captain's head and cursed him to roam for the rest of eternity.

HORRIBLE puns aside this was a great story. Funny, interesting and entertaining. Keep up the good work. :pinkiehappy:

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I am so glad I didn't use a bunch of bad head puns.
otherwise I think all the comments would be horrible head puns.

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Interesting...

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:rainbowlaugh: Yeah that would be bad. I am kind of ashamed of myself though... :ajsleepy:

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Really, calling him "Hedley" was about as much as I could reasonably do.

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I can appreciate Night Light's concern - after all, does Hedley even have a job? I'd be worried too, if my daughter were horsing around with some dead-head. The fact that he can see shows that's he's not completely directionless, although he might be in danger of constantly sticking his neck out.

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Not so much "head-canon" as "headless-canon".

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now that I think about it, I'm surprised it took use nearly 20 comments before we got any head puns.

One thing makes me curious: Twilight met Flash Sentry first when she is already a alicorn. Why do you have mentioned him here?

3070485 it should have been headed that way from the start.

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Twilight never mentioned Flash.

Because Shining is the Captain, he should know who Flash is, and could have independently mentioned him to Night Light.

Twilight's previous boyfriend isn't Flash.

So.. did he leave his head somewhere? Not very responsible.

Wait...

It looks like on meeting Twilight's new boyfriend. Nightlight went and...
( •_•)/⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Lost his head.
YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

I don't know what Nightlight's problem is. Twi's new beau seems to have a good head on his.... ....no, wait...

But seriously. Hedley rocks. Hella fun story, man.

this is like applejack dating slenderman:

strange,but when a good author writes it,it makes a great story

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Is that an actual story?

3089786 as far as I know,it isn't,but I'll go pitch it to crack ships inc. now

"I was thinking of giving Hedley a prosthetic, for when he's in public."

"No daughter of mine is going to be talking about giving head at the dinner table!"

:facehoof:

"I said that out loud, didn't I?"

“How do you see? How do you eat? How can you even hear what I’m saying? How the hell are you talking? How do you even kiss her?”

I am wondering this too. :applejackconfused:

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To be honest, I thought I would have figured it out by now.

I still have no idea.

Story is too short, needs some answers and origin!:rainbowdetermined2:


Edit:
Evil Necromancer finally acquires immortal body only to be beheaded by Celestia revealing that only his body was immortal not him?

Scoot over Rarity and Night Light. This is the new strangest ship in the world.

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I just saw the story once and haven't been able to find it since. But the last part I did read was Spike passing out after seeing Night Light and Rarity ... *bed creaking noise*

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We need to find this.

This was surprisingly sweet. I'm gonna be that guy who asks: Sequel? :twilightsmile:

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Actually working on one.
It's slightly lower priority than some of my other projects, though.

... This is complete? But you didn't even answer any of those questions! What DOES Twi see in him? Heck, what does he see in her if he has no head to see with? Nothing makes any sense, and... really, is quite disappointing as a one-shot.

you sir are awesome!!!

3834494 Well, theres a thing called a cliffhanger, which is what this is, a sequel will probably come, and if it doesn't, use ur noodle and come up with ur own damn sequel to it, make it more interesting.

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