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Stories (8)

  • Twilight and Smarty Pants in The "Stupendoustacularific" hunt for the evil mare who keeps trying to steal Shining Armor's soul
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    5,525 words · 1,149 views · 179 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Interrogation
    After witnessing the destructive capabilities of mankind, Celestia seeks to acquire the same knowledge. All she has to do is make the prisoner talk.
    1,548 words · 4,252 views · 381 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Loon on the Moon
    With time running short for a young astronaut, he must find solace in his only source of comfort which comes in the form of a bitter pony who is determined to bring about an eternal night. Whatever that means.
    1,342 words · 861 views · 92 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The All-Important Icecube and Discord
    Icecube and his chaotic friend exchange a meaningful, thought out conversation in the span of a short wagon ride.
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    1,096 words · 618 views · 38 likes · 14 dislikes
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    1,600 words · 285 views · 21 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Flutterharpy
    1,074 words · 328 views · 19 likes · 9 dislikes
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"I don't understand. Did I do something wrong? If you don't mind me asking, that is."

Gilda faceclawed, as she heaved an annoyed sigh at the sight of the crestfallen Fluttershy, who happened to have a beautiful bouquet of flowers resting on her back.

You see, today was a special day for our precious, yellow pegasi, hence the flowers and her styled mane, which was now hanging down her shoulders in a well done ponytail. After hours upon hours spent giving herself a needed pep-talk in the mirror, she had finally mustered up the courage to go and ask her feathery crush out on a date. Sadly, it was all for naught, as her shoulders sagged and her eyes brimmed with tears, as her crush glared at her with disapproval and annoyance.

Gilda truly didn't know how to put it gently for the sad excuse of a mare that was standing just outside of her doorway. Should she call her ugly? No, that's just plain rude. Make up another excuse? No, that'll just have the yellow nuisance show up a few days later. Hmmmm. "You're just not bird enough for me." Hehehe. Gilda, you are a genius!

"Not bird enough? W-What does that mean?" Fluttershy whimpered, diverting her eyes fro Gilda's fierce gaze.

"You're not bird enough for me! It's just that simple!" Gilda exclaimed, a confident smile gracing her face as she crossed her claws nonchalantly and leaned against the doorway of her small house. "When a griffon like me goes out looking for a date, we look for the strongest, the fastest and the toughest fliers that we can find. Not only are you a pony, but your a shy pony. Would you say that you're confident, Fluttershy?"

"Well I could be, but-"

"Could you put your hoof down and raise a couple of rowdy, meat eating little griffons all by yourself?"

"That does sound hard, but-"

"Could you teach them how to hunt and fly?"

"Well I don't think that I could hurt another animal, but-"

"Well there you have it, Fluttershy." Gilda stated, interrupting the unhappy pegasus, as she slowly began to close the front door to her humble abode. "A Pony-griffon relationship would never work out!"

"But-"

"Maybe I'll see you around, kid."

And with a resounding slam of the wooden door, Fluttershy was once again left alone to wallow in her self pity on a beautiful Friday afternoon.......Until an idea sprang into her head. She had the wings and the flying know-how so all she really needed was the feathers and the claws to go along with a long, bushy tail.

Surely Ponyvilles' very own Element of Magic would have a solution!

All I have to do is talk to Twilight and Gilda is as good as mine! Oh I just can't wait! Fluttershy thought with a gentle squee, as she leapt into the air enthusiastically and took off towards the treehouse in the middle of the peaceful little town.

Yes today was going to be absolutely perfect! No problems whatsoever.....Not one......

One short flight, a broken window and one long awkward silence later....

"I don't think that this is going to work."

"Oh Twilight I know that might be a tough little spell to get done, but you have to try!" Fluttershy squealed, her frail, yellow body wrapped around Twilight's leg in hopes that her purple friend would just give up and give her what she wanted. "Please?"

"No, Fluttershy. This spell is beyond dangerous! And what am I going to tell the Princess, if I can't reverse it? She could have me thrown in the royal dungeon for years!" Twilight hissed, trying to shake off the yellow pony that was wrapped around her leg with little success.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"Fluttershy I just want to read my book." The purple pony muttered, groaning as Fluttershy tightened her death grip on leg.

"............Please?"

"Fine, I'll do the stupid spell! Just let go of my leg, for Celestias' sake!"

".....Yay......"

Once the yellow pegasi had finally pulled herself away from the unamused magician, the two set to work on finding a proper incantation on transformation. In a nutshell, Twilight spent the next half hour digging through books and scrolls, while Fluttershy sat on her red couch just day dreaming about all of the things her and Gilda would do together. Needless to say, most of her little daydreams were on the mature side of the spectrum.

"Found it!"

With another ecstatic "yay", Fluttershy hopped off of the couch. After a short time spent navigating a large pile of books, she finally came upon her purple friend flipping through a small gray book. "Is that it?"

"Of course this is it." Twilight replied, flipping through page after page of the tiny book, each filled with pictures of different animals and spells. "Gazelle, Gerbil, Giraffe.........Ah! Here it is! This seems simple enough. Feathers replace fur, replace hooves with paws and claws and a slight rearrangement of your internal organs."

"Wait, what? What was the part about organs?"

"Oh don't worry about that. There's only a twenty percent chance of any actual damage. At worst you'll wake up with a little internal hemorrhaging." Twilight stated, her eyes still glued firmly on the contents of the book.

"Twilight, I think I changed my-"

Alas, Fluttershy's vision slowly became filled with a sharp shade of violet, her sentence cut off by the sound of sparks. Her body slowly became numb as it crumpled to the floor, her legs and the majority of her yellow coat slowly, yet painlessly, shifting  under the force of Twilight's spell.

"Don't worry Flutters. In a few hours, you'll wake up feeling as good as new."

With that sentence left hanging in the air, Flutters finally drifted off, the numbness filling her with a strange feeling of warmth.

Author's Note:

Don't worry. Things are going to get even dumber in the next chapter.

Comments ( 12 )

#1 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

Teen · Sex

... What?

Sex automatically requires a mature tag.

#2 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062389

Not for the past couple months, Knighty and Co. decided that you can use the sex and gore tags for T rated fics

#3 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062389And then they slept with each other the next day.... I dont find that in anyway a reason to add a mature tag. ( That was an example. I dont know if thats in the story )

#4 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062389 It'll just be lewd jokes from Flutterharpy. I thought that mature coupled with the sex tag referred to actual sex.

#5 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062410

... Really? Weird. Ah well, in any case.

This looks like it'll be a fun read. :yay:

#6 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062420

Tell me about it

#7 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3062419

For most of my time here, the sex tag is only really used when there's actual sex, but apparently that changed recently. :twilightblush:

#8 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

I wanna say the spel went horribly wrong and she turned into a frog so I did.

#9 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

i like it:raritywink:

#10 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

moar!:flutterrage:

#11 · 47w, 9h ago · · ·

Interesting Gilda. I like how you portrayed my favorite griffin as bitchy, and I like how she tried to let Fluttershy down gently. The speed of her put-down bothered me, though, and generally, the pacing was a problem for me--a little too speedy. Then again, this all probably happened within the span of 30 minutes or so, so yeah. A little more description and lingering views on scenes would be nice, methinks.

Anyway, interesting concept. I like the joke with the chapter title, and the spell going wrong in this manner fascinates me. That it is GildaShy, even one-sided, piqued my interest but Flutterharpy has me watching this like a hawk. (Not sorry. Also, no, I will not be; I'm lazy.)

#12 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·

I do hope you revisit this one day.

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